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    Margaret Thatcher.

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    ^I've got the horn now...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    What does she look like?
    The fact that she's quite a little sort makes the whole scenario a little harder to endure - the lady doth stimulate mine testes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Margaret Thatcher.
    Smart then, eh?
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    ^ A bit, she smarts Somtam's testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    the lady doth stimulate mine testes
    So do root vegetables and fruits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    So do root vegetables
    The butternut squash has mystery...

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    I had neighbours like that once - every Sunday morning at 7 am they would start, grunting and screaming for hours.

    The rest of the week - not a sound. They were really nice people, always a good morning etc. I never said anything. I think he worked away during the week. And she was my hairdresser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Just record them and burn it to disc, then discretely pop it under their door.
    Probably cheaper than my present?

    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    Think yourself lucky you have a Thai wife slap.

    If she were Falang.....For sure she'd have mentioned to you by now that she wished her useless lard arsed fukker would get out of wetherspoons and give her an orgasm for once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    give her an orgasm


    Are you high?!

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    Just reminiscing of the fat ex wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    and give her an orgasm
    Japanese paper art, innit?...

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    Have you thought about taking up the Cello..?

    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Play dolphin music or buy a set of ear plugs.

    then again you could play a porno loud after they've finished and see if they get the hint..

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    duplicate

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    Well we all know you have been trying to match his strokes, she's crying out for you baby.

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    Video the symphony and post it on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
    Play dolphin music or buy a set of ear plugs.
    That's all well and good but when the finale of Peppa Pig Goes To Ballet ends in screeches of "Gimme more of that cock, Dickie you fucking animal" one has to explain to the children that the nice couple upstairs aren't butchering one another.



    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    Well we all know you have been trying to match his strokes
    Has potential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    That's all well and good but when the finale of Peppa Pig Goes To Ballet ends in screeches of "Gimme more of that cock, Dickie you fucking animal" one has to explain to the children that the nice couple upstairs aren't butchering one another.
    or that they are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    I'm gonna have a really loud wank tonight.
    Alternatively, open "Bondage XXXtreme 4" on full blast and go to the pub for the evening.

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    Surely Slap you were also once upon a time young and horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    What does she look like?
    A modestly dressed photo of the woman, a video of of your bedroom lampshade wildly swinging and an audio tape of their verbals would convince any jury to convict the charge of torture.

    You need to get down to the local counsel they will have specially trained inspectors for this job.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh
    they will have specially trained inspectors for this job

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    the lady doth stimulate mine testes
    So do root vegetables and fruits.
    Fruits, eh?

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