Thread: Thai Eyebrows

Mary has had Her eyebrows tattooed, oh god and now She wants an opinion, on how lovely Her new eyebrows are, well do I show Her pics of the chick in the TV shows, the Addams Family, or The Munsters.
So if the experts on here can interpret a Thai Smile, how do you interpret " Thai Eyebrows "

Same here, she had them tattooed 15 years ago and they're fading now so she spends an age on them ever since the youngest said they where grey.

Funny thing is they won't tattoo the face in the UK so i bought her a henna pen ( i might as well have bought her a permanent felt tip marker pen for a fraction of the price).

It seems to be the fashion with Thai women at the moment...

^ That looks like the missus after she got stuck in with her new henna pen..

Divorce should be eminent.

Why is this garbage in Speakers corner?

Next on the agenda....
Be rid of those false cosmetic teeth braces.

Eyebrows are just the start. Then comes the plastic nose, tits, chin. Thai women are the most vane of any race on the planet

^

Yes, but I do love how they look after themselves, gives me the horn it does.

Originally Posted by soibeer

Eyebrows are just the start. Then comes the plastic nose, tits, chin. Thai women are the most vane of any race on the planet

Many other countries (Including South Korea) have more cosmetic procedures than Thailand

I heard they do pens lifts there, to get rid of the wrinkles...

Eyebrow wigs.

Way to go.

^

I know a Thai girl who refuses to leave her apartment until she has spent an age pasting copious amounts of makeup on to build big fat black eyebrows.

Still not as weird as 30 year old women who want to wear a brace on their teeth though.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Divorce should be eminent.

Was about 2 years into the relationship with my first Thai lady, I came home from work oneday to find she had done her eyebrows....

She had bags packed and gone within about 30 minutes.

I fuckin hate tattooed eyebrows.

Gert's tattoo eye brows need a touch up i have watched this video a few times will have a go later after a few beers.
Mai pen rai tilac.

Can I book you to come repair the £300 custom design.
It has become big industry in the U.K for English women getting tattooed eyebrows, but they want £600 fee from an English eyebrows artist.
Thai ones are half the price.
Then after her eyelash operation, I came home from work 6 hours later to find the tattoo Thai artist still in My home, with her aged Farang husband sleeping on My lounge Sofa.
Then get craped on for not smiling at people I have never met before, apparently, according to Mary, My face looked like a bum, a bum with ears listening to her devouring Som Tum.
Sounds like a hippo grazing.

Ouch.

Thank you King Willy, You just reminded Me what a creative writer I am.
I still have to live with those tattooed eyebrows.
At least it's not My face

Originally Posted by soibeer

Thai women are the most vane

it is tattooed in the wind

Heh...

There's a "vane" in your sausage, thegent...

Originally Posted by soibeer

Eyebrows are just the start. Then comes the plastic nose, tits, chin. Thai women are the most vane of any race on the planet

They're now selling 'Fashion Spectacles', it's all the rage here. My kids came home with a pair each. Plain lenses with good quality frames in their case.

^ if the lenses were safety plastic they would be a benefit , especially on the motorbike