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    Britain's First Small Penis Party

    Britain's first small penis party to encourage positive body image for men.

    Organiser Ant Smith wants to encourage a positive attitude towards smaller members.

    A man has organised Britain's first "small penis party" in an effort to make people celebrate, in his own words: "tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks."

    Ant Smith, 48, who has been married for 17 years, told i100.co.uk that he struggled for a long time to come to terms with the size of his penis, which, at four inches when erect, is smaller than average.

    Smith began talking about his penis size two years ago, and has since released a poem, 'Shorty', performing around the country to widespread media attention.

    He has organised his cabaret evening, the "Big Small Penis" party, which he said aims to create a “balanced sense of fun”.

    Male guests at the event on 7 March will pay an entrance fee equal to 50p per claimed inch of their erect penis size. Later in the evening, Ant will announce the average phallic length in the room, based on door takings, to see how it matches up against the national average."

    The Big Small Penis Party will be held on March 7 at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel.

    Britain's first small penis party to encourage positive body image for men - Health News - Health & Families - The Independent

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    Damn! A shame DD isn't around any more as he was always going on about how big an Englishman is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    at four inches when erect, is smaller than average.
    What? Fuk, but that can't be right, surely, errm, aaaaaa...

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    And who did it first ??

    Good old Brooklyn in the US of A

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post


    Male guests at the event on 7 March will pay an entrance fee equal to 50p per claimed inch of their erect penis size.
    a 6 quid entrance fee? Bloody cheek....

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    I hope the party member will be upstanding for his maiden speech upon successful erection to the house of representatives!
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    Boontard knows all about small penises.

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    Time for a new campaign for correct understanding.




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    ^scary lookin bra 2nd from right

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    ^ Real men like bras no matter what they look like. (But I agree with you )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    scary lookin bra 2nd from right
    There are two nippers in there having lunch.

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    Already have 2 big penis parties led by Cameron and Milliband. About time the small ones stood erect

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    I imagine that is a much larger membership than might be considered....

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    I, for one, welcome the Spice Girls on their new World Tour 2015.

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    I've always wondered : does one measure one's erect penis whilst upright, or pushed out at right angles to one's body...since it's longer then ?

    And if upright, is it permissable to push down on the ruler a bit, to gain a bit extra ?

    What are the official rules ?
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    Go on, tell us. How big's yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    I imagine that is a much larger membership than might be considered....
    Think the whole point is it is a "smaller" membership.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    Ant Smith, 48,
    Another pismire, or is it our "man?"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I've always wondered : does one measure one's erect penis whilst upright, or pushed out at right angles to one's body...since it's longer then ?

    And if upright, is it permissable to push down on the ruler a bit, to gain a bit extra ?

    What are the official rules ?
    Foreskin doesn't count...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I've always wondered : does one measure one's erect penis whilst upright, or pushed out at right angles.......

    And if upright, is it permissable to push down on the ruler a bit, to gain a bit extra ?
    Struggling to reach that elusive mark?

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    Will Smeg be joining the party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    Will Smeg be joining the party?
    I heard he's done a runner.





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    Take the number 41 bus to Boscombe Pier

    And jump off ?

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    I just nailed my foreskin to the window sill and manged to stretch it out to 11 inches flaccid.
    Hurts like hell think i am going to wait for an erection though to see if i can make a few more inches.
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    Another plug for UKIP?

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