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    7 Types of Chicks Who Annoy Everyone...

    7 Types of Chicks Who Annoy Everyone Just by Their Very Existence.

    1) The No-Drama Mama

    Whenever a woman announces that “she doesn’t do drama,” start slowly backing away to avoid being caught in the planet-sized gravity field of drama that surrounds her. It’s like telling the room “I don’t kick puppies” or “I don’t shake babies” out of the blue. Shouldn’t that go without saying? Would you let a person with a “I don’t drop kittens off the roof” shirt on near a tall building with your kittens? No, because you don’t want your kitty cats splattering on the cement while she points to her shirt and proclaims her innocence. If you want to avoid all hell from breaking loose around you on a regular basis, apply the same principle to the No-Drama Mamas.

    2) The Man Hater

    The really pathetic thing about women who go on and on about how horrible men are is that it’s obviously a big front. What these women really want is for a Prince Charming to come along, sweep them off their feet, and prove that they’re all wrong. Of course, the cream of the male crop are already in demand and they don’t feel the need to put up with “What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted” jokes to find the woman of their dreams. Does a man who thinks women are only good for bringing beer and performing in the bedroom appeal to the ladies? Of course not. So, why would the female equivalent do anything other than repel men?

    3) The Pity Vampire

    These chicks are like vampires — and not the sparkly, broody, overprotective kind. They lure you in by playing on your compassion. They tell you a sad story about the awful break they’ve had, the rotten people they’re surrounded with, and how terrible their life has become. You feel so bad for the Pity Vampire that you just want to hug her; yet, the worst thing is that the bad news just keeps on coming. You know that because she wants to tell you every detail of how mean people are to her, how sad she is, and how she feels so much better because you’ve shown up. Then eventually, after she’s bathed in your empathy like a scuba diver for months, you realize the awful truth: She’s like this ALL THE TIME. You thought you were being nice to someone going through a rough patch, but really you had a Pity Vampire milking you of the nectar of human kindness.

    4) The Gold Digger

    Essentially, these women are amateur freelance escorts because their relationships with men are purely transactional. You have money and you’re willing to spend it; then you can “buy” some of their time. Too harsh? Okay, well, know how women hate guys who lie to them, use them for sex, and then leave “to get breakfast” and never come back again? Well, that’s basically the same formula a gold digger uses when she deals with men. She pretends to like them, uses them for their money, and will never call them again if they lose it. The problem with selling yourself like a product is that eventually, when a product gets old and busted, people throw it away.

    5) The Feminazi

    You might think these women are identical to the Man Haters, but au contraire, there are so many other features that make the hardcore feminists irritating beyond their loathing of the male species. Take their creepy, overly passionate love of abortion, their oddball rants about the patriarchy, and their bizarre, contradictory view of the world. One day, they’re encouraging women to have sex like a man and complaining about “slut shaming”; then the next day they’re accusing men of being potential rapists who sexually harass women just by asking them out. Take that hairy sandwich and top it with a big helping of misplaced, shrill, self-righteous anger and you have someone normal human beings give a wide berth.

    6) Guys, Don’t Look At My Hot, Hot Sexy Body!
    7) Detailerella -



    You get the idea here. BTW, California is full of #4's & #5's

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    Nice....

    Obviously, based upon Western ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Nice....

    Obviously, based upon Western ladies.
    More specifically, Americans - with apologies to Misskit!

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    Good thread, Booners.

    I ID these types right away.

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    You left out the "Passive Aggressive's"...

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    You left out their noun...

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    Remember this one Boon Mee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post


    Remember this one Boon Mee?
    Look a bit potty?

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    ^Yea, not all bad though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    Whenever a woman announces that “she doesn’t do drama,” start slowly backing away
    Other warning signs are claims of being 'down to earth', 'easy-going'. 'happy' or 'stable'

    If she really was it would come across in her profile. If she is stating it as a claim it is likely far from the truth.

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    ^Never believe anything a women says. In their eyes you're simply meat!

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    Dream dates...

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    All women over thirty are damaged goods. All men over 30 are capable of dealing with their shit, but many refuse to recognise it and keep getting burned.

    After note: There are a few good women out there but they are far outnumbered by decent blokes.

    "Get me another cold beer love"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    All women over thirty are damaged goods.
    Yeah, but at least bitches have usually learned how to make a sammich properly by that age.



    By the way BM, how's that Conservative outreach to women voters coming along?

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    Any chance you could translate this one before I dive in BM?
    I'm intelligent, articulate, fun-loving and a bit wild, travel a fair bit and love to meet people from all over the world. I'm a confident and independent person who is not afraid to go out and grab life, and honesty and integrity are of paramount importance to me. I am in no way 'needy' or 'clingy'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post


    Remember this one Boon Mee?
    Looks like my ideal gal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Any chance you could translate this one before I dive in BM?

    I'm intelligent, articulate, fun-loving and a bit wild, travel a fair bit and love to meet people from all over the world. I'm a confident and independent person who is not afraid to go out and grab life, and honesty and integrity are of paramount importance to me. I am in no way 'needy' or 'clingy'
    BM seems to be taking his time so allow me:

    Forget the part you bolded, everything you need to know is in the two words I highlighted in red; put simply she's a pathological liar or a man or possibly both.

    Glad I could help

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    BM seems to be taking his time so allow me: Forget the part you bolded, everything you need to know is in the two words I highlighted in red; put simply she's a pathological liar or a man or possibly both. Glad I could help




    I can't green you for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    All women over thirty are damaged goods. All men over 30 are capable of dealing with their shit, but many refuse to recognise it and keep getting burned.
    Agree with all of your statememt except the portion where 'all men >30 are capable of dealng...'

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    By the way BM, how's that Conservative outreach to women voters coming along?
    I don't have a clue as my conversations with liberal chicks are limited to requesting large fries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt
    You left out the "Passive Aggressive's"...
    I thought they were all passive aggressive, apart from the aggressive aggressive ones???

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    ^ or the aggressive passively aggressive ones.

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    Ah yes those pesky aggressive aggressive ones...seem to do a fair amount of passive foreplay...2 kegs and you're on top of the world ma....

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