Thread: Which device?

Originally Posted by kmart

Technophobe!

In a nutshell, i am indeed.



Went on a looking spree yesterday morning, and the more i looked the less i knew, until i sat down for a quiet 5 minutes and perused my copious notes.

Still had no idea, until i arrived at a master plan.

I convinced the missus to buy one, and to let me play with it to suss it out.

I was glad it was from a shop fairly close by, as i returned twice after purchase - the first time to ask how you answered a fucking phonecall, and the second to ask how you get tinternet up on the bastard thing.

Now i can get a google screen, but no idea how to type into it.

I'm glad i didn't buy one, i would have smashed the fucker the first time the phone rang.

Technology.
Like my arse.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Technology.

Has RAM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Like my arse.

Gets rammed.

The comparisons are abundant.

I am truly redundant in this world.

Even the rock i lived under has fucked off.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Has withnall's fleeting foray into the 21st century rendered him a dribbling northerner who loves shagging animals?

You can bollocks.

I saw your foray into C21 ended up with a 2 inch wide video on you tube.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I am truly redundant in this world.

Even the rock i lived under has fucked off.

You're like a boss I once had.
He used to get his secretary to print off his emails and fax them to him cause he couldn't figure out how to use outlook....

What's outlook?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

What's outlook?



Message sent by writing it down and then giving it to a 4 year old who did something to make it magically appear on my small tv

fixed..

i've been craving to get a hold of xiaomi mi4 for so long. and now they come up with note pro, i'm switching the crave to that now.

There a horn shaped speaker on this model Stoker.
Can double up as a spare trouser trumpet.

That'll do me.

Cheers.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I was glad it was from a shop fairly close by, as i returned twice after purchase - the first time to ask how you answered a fucking phonecall, and the second to ask how you get tinternet up on the bastard thing.

I hear you, withnall...I bought a phone last year and it came with no basic instructions, in any language...First I've ever seen of that...

But I've no qualms about asking...

Reminds me of the guys that bought the new "phones" years ago that could do anything, but they were fcked if they knew how to make and take calls...

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

That'll do me.

I doubt that...You'd lose it first time you used it...Heh...

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by kmart

Technophobe!

In a nutshell, i am indeed.



Went on a looking spree yesterday morning, and the more i looked the less i knew, until i sat down for a quiet 5 minutes and perused my copious notes.

Still had no idea, until i arrived at a master plan.

I convinced the missus to buy one, and to let me play with it to suss it out.

I was glad it was from a shop fairly close by, as i returned twice after purchase - the first time to ask how you answered a fucking phonecall, and the second to ask how you get tinternet up on the bastard thing.

Now i can get a google screen, but no idea how to type into it.

I'm glad i didn't buy one, i would have smashed the fucker the first time the phone rang.

Technology.
Like my arse.

Classic, Stoke....
I needed my chuckle for the morning.

Ta -

He's right, though...Too bad we won't be alive when the Telepathy 1000 Universal Maxi-Pad hits the streets...

And it will happen...

^
I was thinking the same thing.