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    A good one to Ockerrocker

    Yes, 53 years ago a child was born in Bangkok.

    May you have a lovely day with your friends and family


    That is a whole lot of candles, young man


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    Is it hits birthday today?

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    That 53 years is still under suspicion...


    HBD Hatters and to all old farts celebrating.


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    O Fortuna
    velut luna
    statu variabilis,
    semper crescis
    aut decrescis;
    vita detestabilis
    nunc obdurat
    et tunc curat
    ludo mentis aciem,
    egestatem,
    potestatem
    dissolvit ut glaciem.

    Sors immanis
    et inanis,
    rota tu volubilis,
    status malus,
    vana salus
    semper dissolubilis,
    obumbrata
    et velata
    michi quoque niteris;
    nunc per ludum
    dorsum nudum
    fero tui sceleris.

    Sors salutis
    et virtutis
    michi nunc contraria,
    est affectus
    et defectus
    semper in angaria.
    Hac in hora
    sine mora
    corde pulsum tangite;
    quod per sortem
    sternit fortem,
    mecum omnes plangite!


    All together now...
    ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫


    Last edited by slackula; 26-12-2014 at 08:09 AM.
    bibo ergo sum
    If you hear the thunder be happy - the lightening missed.
    This time.

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    rubbish
    maybe they found a stable but defo not a virgin nor 3 wise men here in bangkok
    HBD by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Is it hits birthday today?
    Hey willy, I just scrolled down to the bottom of the homepage, looks like it's your birthday to, happy birthday to you and ocker

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    Happy Birthday PH

    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    Hey willy, I just scrolled down to the bottom of the homepage, looks like it's your birthday to
    bollox, Willy changes his account setting every morning

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    Happy Birthday to whomever has aa birthday today , regardless if it is Willy or not.

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    When I was a kid, my mother told me , that if I had been a good boy all year, the sun would shine on my birthday.

    Any reports on floods in Malaysia ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    When I was a kid, my mother told me , that if I had been a good boy all year, the sun would shine on my birthday.

    Any reports on floods in Malaysia ?
    10 years ago somebody gave him a science kit for his birthday and he caused the tsunami.

    Let's hope he got no gifts this year.

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    Has he gone ?

    I dont see him in the Members List

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Has he gone ?

    I dont see him in the Members List
    Perhaps he was banned for participating in his only pastime - petty bickering and stalking....

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    ^ You'd think, but I doubt it.

    Getting rid of the king of the fucktards (Mandy) was too good to be true. I very much doubt we'd be lucky enough to get rid of his clone as well.

    Surely I'm not the only one to notice that they are almost identical in every way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    Yes, 53 years ago a child was born in Bangkok.
    . . . but not made in Thailand I hasten to add.

    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    When I was a kid, my mother told me , that if I had been a good boy all year, the sun would shine on my birthday.

    Any reports on floods in Malaysia ?
    And it started so nicely

    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    10 years ago somebody gave him a science kit for his birthday and he caused the tsunami.
    It's getting worse

    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    Has he gone ?

    I dont see him in the Members List
    No idea about 'members' nut I am still here

    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy
    You'd think, but I doubt it.

    Getting rid of the king of the fucktards (Mandy) was too good to be true. I very much doubt we'd be lucky enough to get rid of his clone as well.

    Surely I'm not the only one to notice that they are almost identical in every way?
    Really, Aberlour? Even in a birthday thread? No surprise you are the most despised posted on here.

    Many thanks, gents!!! (Even Helge and the quivvering one)

    I've been a bit busy on hols with none to bad wifi at the best of times - these last few days are being spent getting spoiled at a very nice hotel in KK.

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    Good to see you back here, mate

    KK ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Good to see you back here, mate

    KK ?
    Kota Kinabalu, Sabah....

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    1. Es, es, es und es,
    Es ist ein harter Schluß,
    Weil, weil, weil und weil,
    Weil ich aus Frankfurt muß!
    Drum schlag ich Frankfurt aus dem Sinn
    Und wende mich Gott weiß wohin.
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.

    2. |: Er, er, er und er,
    Herr Meister, leb er wohl ! :|
    Ich sag's ihm grad frei in's Gesicht,
    Seine Arbeit, die gefällt mir nicht.
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.

    3. |: Sie, sie, sie und sie,
    Frau Meistrin leb sie wohl ! :|
    Ich sag's ihr grad frei in's Gesicht,
    Ihr Speck und Kraut, das schmeckt mir nicht
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.


    4. |: Er, er, er und er,
    Herr Wirt, nun leb er wohl ! :|
    Hätt er die Kreid nicht doppelt geschrieben,
    Wär ich noch länger dageblieben
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.

    5. |: Ihr, ihr, ihr und ihr,
    Ihr Jungfern lebet wohl ! :|
    Ich wünsch' euch all'n zu guter letzt,
    Einen andern, der mein' Stell’ ersetzt.
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.

    6. |: Ihr, ihr, ihr und ihr,
    Ihr Brüder lebet wohl ! :|
    Hab ich euch was zuleid getan
    So bitt' ich um Verzeihung an.
    Ich will mein Glück probieren,
    Marschieren.
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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Buggered if I know how to write a poem in German. But happy birthday to you, hatters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Buggered if I know how to write a poem in German. But happy birthday to you, hatters.
    Thanks, mate!


    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    Good to see you back here, mate

    KK ?
    Been a bit busy while on vacation doing little things like:











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    Hey! It's the bear!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Hey! It's the bear!
    No, they are proboscis . . . Oh yes - - it is indeed! The Bear didn't bat an eyelid paragliding, wanted to do it again immediately after landing . . .

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