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  1. 10-12-2014, 09:30 AM #1
    VocalNeal
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    Do you know what they call you in the bar?

    At the bar yesterday.

    Time to pay the four bills. So what did they write by hand on the top of each of the the bills to identify the owner of each bill?

    Long Sleeves Blue
    Green Shirt With Cap
    Beautiful Teeth
    White Shirt With Glasses.

    Do you know what they call you?
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Do you know what they call you in the bar?
    Kee Nok, every time.
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  3. 10-12-2014, 09:55 AM #3
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    "Gullible-looking-bastard"
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    "Fine looking gentleman with a healthy paunch" or "fat kunt" if they are in a rush.
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    ^No mention of the ass trumpet?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Beautiful Teeth
    Your friends not English then . . .
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    bring me the fucking beer then fuck off
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Do you know what they call you?
    Mr. Loy Toy.
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  9. 10-12-2014, 10:55 AM #9
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    Going to Starbucks after boycotting them for months and being addressed by my name is a bit creepy.
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    VocalNeal
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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Beautiful Teeth
    Your friends not English then . . .
    Neither was the guy wearing a cap, indoors!
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    on the theme of what do they call you,

    an Irish pal told me that when you walk into a pub/bar and nobody insults you,

    it means nobody likes you.
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  12. 10-12-2014, 11:58 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Beautiful Teeth
    You wer,nt drinking with Dillinger then ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
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    Beautiful Teeth
    Your friends not English then . . .
    Neither was the guy wearing a cap, indoors!
    Urgh . . . Seppo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Long Sleeves Blue Green Shirt With Cap Beautiful Teeth White Shirt With Glasses.
    On a Friday they normally call me leopard skin spandex onesie - with the arse missing.
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  15. 10-12-2014, 06:32 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Do you know what they call you in the bar?
    Kee Nok, every time.
    ....and that's being nice in a polite way.
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  16. 10-12-2014, 08:34 PM #16
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    Jai Lai and I'm told I am very serrrrious.

    Why? Coz I pay for my drinks each time I'm served, I don't buy drinks for whores and don't tip. I baaaaaaad man.
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    Kee neow.
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  18. 10-12-2014, 08:40 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    Kee neow.
    Almost - just add "mak mak".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Going to Starbucks after boycotting them for months and being addressed by my name is a bit creepy.
    How do they know your name in the first place?
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  20. 10-12-2014, 08:46 PM #20
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    Going to Starbucks is extremely creepy!
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  21. 10-12-2014, 09:04 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37 View Post
    Going to Starbucks is extremely creepy!
    Corporate conditioned.
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  22. 10-12-2014, 09:13 PM #22
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    When Harrytinoftuna steps into a gaff - all you hear is
    "Ayyyy Heeeeeeeaaaaahh!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37 View Post
    Going to Starbucks is extremely creepy!
    Especially here. I can get half a dozen largies for the price of a cup of very ordinary coffee.
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  24. 10-12-2014, 09:22 PM #24
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    When one goes to Starbucks - generally standing room only.
    Why? Very few chairs provided.
    Price of a Starbucks coffee? .
    TOO MUCH!
    Your definition of coffee is quite generous to Starbucks.
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  25. 10-12-2014, 09:47 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
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    Beautiful Teeth
    Your friends not English then . . .
    Neither was the guy wearing a cap, indoors!
    Urgh . . . Seppo?
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