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    Australians are the Bravest (& most stupid) in the World...

    Man wrestles croc to rescue wife

    A woman has been rescued from the jaws of a saltwater crocodile in Australia after her husband jumped onto its back and forced it to flee.
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    Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on a drunken man who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters.

    BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Man wrestles croc to rescue wife
    How do I post these pictures???

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    So the movie " Crocodile Dundee " was real.

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    ^ You just know ?

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    Brave guy. Should score some points with the Missus.

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    And this is why you have to have the coont insured so when this happens you do not have to jump in and save them, instead kick back and have a beer whilst pondering how you will spend the money.
    Last edited by Fondles; 01-12-2014 at 04:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Brave guy. Should score some points with the Missus.
    Yes, great effort - they're are frightening creatures.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    kick back and have a beer whilst pondering how you will spend the money.
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Brave guy. Should score some points with the Missus.
    Yes, great effort - they're are frightening creatures.
    Some wives can certainly be intimidating.

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    Especially Aussie wives:


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    Where did you obtain that photo of my beloved ex-wife?
    She left me - for a no bra lady - thankfully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37 View Post
    Where did you obtain that photo of my beloved ex-wife?
    She left me - for a no bra lady - thankfully.
    Is this the one who ripped you off ?

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    ^ If she were my wife, I wouldn't let her leave me. I'd be down on her, shagging, pleasuring her in any way she desired, to keep her at all costs. Just sayin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roger77 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37 View Post
    Where did you obtain that photo of my beloved ex-wife?
    She left me - for a no bra lady - thankfully.
    Is this the one who ripped you off ?
    No roger, that was my only beloved SISTER! She majored in being a total arsehole - she is getting better (at being a total arsehole).

    Actually, post #8 looks similar to Australia's richest woman.

    Daddy was ??? Hancock - of Hammersley fame - iron ore producer in WA. On reflection, the lady is becoming more & more beautiful - worth maybe AUD 20 billion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ If she were my wife, I wouldn't let her leave me. I'd be down on her, shagging, pleasuring her in any way she desired, to keep her at all costs. Just sayin...
    That doesn't always do the trick though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    That doesn't always do the trick though...
    They leave you anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    Daddy was ??? Hancock - of Hammersley fame - iron ore producer in WA. On reflection, the lady is becoming more & more beautiful - worth maybe AUD 20 billion.


    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    That doesn't always do the trick though...
    You may have to work on your technique...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post



    Especially Aussie wives:


    Given how chunky her wallet is I would crawl over burning broken beer bottles to answer her every sexual whim.

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    Re post # 16 - you would have a lot of competition there. Indeed, a long queue. just a tad bigger than the Oz OAP?
    Actually, I have extreme "real" love for this lady. What is her name again? Nevermind - I just love her - too much.

    Fondles - hands off - she's mine!

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    How shallow are you bunch of gold diggers?











    I've nailed far worse that were skint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I've nailed far worse that were skint.
    Who hasn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    And this is why you have to have the coont insured so when this happens you do not have to jump in and save them, instead kick back and have a beer whilst pondering how you will spend the money.
    Fondles, he was out of beer and she had the car keys in her pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    she's mine!
    She has many mines, and she is single too.
    Have her, I wouldn't for all the tea in China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    she's mine!
    She has many mines, and she is single too.
    Have her, I wouldn't for all the tea in China.
    Agreed. She'll own it all soon anyway.

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    Brave? Pffft. He was scared what she'd do to him after she had beaten the croc into submission.

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