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    What cosmetic surgery should old gits have?

    As I am well on the way to becoming an old git, it might be worthwhile considering what cosmetic surgery I might have to enhance my sex appeal to the younger lasses.

    First up - and don't take this the wrong way, (just because I'm posting whilst pissed), I would like the surgeons to lop off my dick and create a perfect pussy in its place.

    Why? Because I have spent 55 years with a dick and being heterosexual. I reckon I still have maybe 20-30 years to be a lesbian.

    I don't want the whole transgender, hormone thingy - just a nice pussy in a normal male body.

    Imagine you chat up a bar girl and tell her that u don't have a dick but a pussy. I have convinced myself (!) that no woman would be able to resist her curiosity to go with a normal-looking guy who sports a pussy....

    Next up - remove the bags below my eyes. Although this is common surgery for the older male, I have had no luck finding a surgeon to do this simple operation. Apparently, the skin under my eyes is too thin.

    I was considering a vasectomy, so I could go bare-back without the risk of pregnancy, (still could catch herpes etc...). But since I won't have a dick, that option is moot.

    Anything else I need to have done?
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    a lobotomy.

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    Use your excess elbow skin to make beef curtains with.

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    ^For the dining room?

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    this idea will negate the need for a ballsack lift

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    a lobotomy.
    Required by many.....

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