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    Carls Jnr Burgers (Nana) - What a load of bollocks.

    A first and a last.

    I just tried a cheeseburger from there.

    At 160bt I was expecting some hi-so burger business (KFC fillet burger 65bt - Big Mac 85bt)

    What I got was a stale bun with a 1mm tasteless patty, 2 slices of pickle and a cup of mayonnaise (which made it inedible) so I binned it.

    Carls Jnrs? - Bollocks.

    Avoid.

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    What type of burger was that?

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    Indeed, Slap is all to familiar with the paltry servings Carls Jnr has the gumption to dish up...



    And has had to remedy the situation with a subsequent trip to the Burger King up the road...



    Uncle Slap understands...

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    Love a double whopper. Thailand is great because it also serves these culinary masterpieces:



    Why would you choose anything else if DoubleWhopperLand is in the immediate area???







    Edit to ask: has anybody tried one of these God sent miracles?



    Last edited by Bettyboo; 21-11-2014 at 03:07 PM.
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    What type of burger was that?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Napalm
    Bollock
    That would explain it.

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    Carls Jnr Burgers in NZ is the bollocks....as my 12 year old nephew said to me "If you are going to get fast food, you may as well get something that tastes good like Carls Jnr...the rest of them are crap."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Edit to ask: has anybody tried one of these God sent miracles?
    Forget that Betsy. Check out the Hungry Horse's latest offering:

    2000 calories in one hit.

    Slap's interest has been well and truly piqued...


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    That does look good, Slaps, have to say. Carl would be jealous...

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    Does the hole go all the way through?

    Is burger buggering illegal in the uk?

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    A friggin donut? Good lord that looks disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post


    Does the hole go all the way through?

    Is burger buggering illegal in the uk?
    Just think of the cheese layer as a hymen.

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    I was with a friend of mine earlier this week when two guys walked in.

    They started telling a story of their latest trip to a so called specialist fish and chip shop on Sukumvit somewhere.

    One of the guys said, When the chips came there was like only 10 chips on the plate so he queried the Thai waitress and actually counted them in front of her.

    His mate had his Thai girlfriend with him. She translated the following.

    The waitress looked at him and in Thai said,

    " Fuck you farang. "

    Had to Laugh.

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    Easier to consider the source.
    Those who find a need to chase down such falsehoods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart
    Just think of the cheese layer as a hymen.
    If the cheese is a hymen, are the strips of bacon scabs?

    If so, i'm in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Easier to consider the source.
    Those who find a need to chase down such falsehoods.
    Err..what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    What type of burger was that?
    A cheeseburger Bob - but not as we know it
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Indeed, Slap is all to familiar with the paltry servings Carls Jnr has the gumption to dish up...
    I knew you'd get this shit Slap - top work.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Why would you choose anything else if DoubleWhopperLand is in the immediate area???
    I don't normally eat burgers anymore, what with them costing the same as the Thai minimum daily wage and all But yeah - BK does the best job
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Carls Jnr Burgers in NZ is the bollocks
    I went to some sublime mickeyd's in the states too - way above average on all counts.
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Easier to consider the source.
    Sauce Jeff, sauce.
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    Err..what?
    You're not wrong

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    Try the below.

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    ^
    ^^
    Fvck you man - eat that shit yourself.

    Tell the cvnts to hold the fvcking sauce.

    Too difficult to weigh that shit out?

    Spastic - jus like the rest.

    Get fvcked


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    Why did you order it with mayo if you don't like mayo? You can delete or add anything when you order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    Why did you order it with mayo if you don't like mayo? You can delete or add anything when you order.
    I didn't order it with mayo - I ordered a cheeseburger. I was fully prepared for the fact that there would indeed be mayonaisse in there however. I like mayonaisse, it's good shit. Problem was there was more mayonaisse in the burger than anything else. And oh yeah - a chunk of onion 1' thick to add insult to injury that I forgot to mention.

    Why do punters spend millions on a franchise and let untrained staff ruin what's obviously a good name.

    Tip: Teach your staff exactly how to prepare and portion control. FFS how fvcking difficult can that be with 4 basic ingredients?

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    ^Sounds like you're spot on. Poor execution. I have had Carl's Jr burgers and had no complaints although I find them grossly overpriced. A lot of chains coming out of the west coast USA have much better burgers for the money.

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    160 baht for a cheeseburger in bangers is a bargain

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    ^160 baht. That's just for the cheeseburger. Drink and fries extra. The Whopper Jr set is around 169 baht. Just comparing it to that.

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    Been to Carl Jnr in Kuala Lumpur and the one on Silom. There's no comparison. Same menu, great burgers in KL nothing special in Silom.

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