So I am flying back to the UK this weekend. Grandmother is on her way out and having not been back to see her, last remaining grandparent, for 2 years, I decided that rather than turn up for a funeral, I would instead try to get there before she is gone. In thinking about her, and having spent a lot of time with her growing up as father traveled the world drilling for oil, I recall all the stories she told me of her own youth.
Growing up in Scotland, an award winning dancer, and yes she had the medals kept in her 48 kilogram handbag, she was one of 8 children, the second youngest. A typical jock, stubborn as the day is long, quick to forgive, but never forgot, she had a list as long as your arm of the people she had a complaint against. I bet even today in her moments of clarity she is seething about the young English boy who joined her class, that came 1st in the Maths test, meaning for the first time ever she was not top of the class.
On holiday with her family and her brother came rushing into the house with a duck egg he had found. He placed it on the table full of himself, and went to find more. So she grabbed the egg, and put it back where he found it and sure enough he "discovered" it again. She did this 14 times until he realised that instead of 15 eggs, he still only had one and a lot of wasted effort. A valuable lesson was learnt as later in life he moved to Canada and having bought a small dairy in Manitoba, grew that company to being somewhat of a dairy magnate in Canada, having learnt the lesson about the perils of loose inventory control.
She was the first person in the world to run the mile in under 4 minutes, which running through Dundee to get to work, and seeing the clock tower all the way, something she maintained all of her life including writing to Roger Bannister in 1954 to tell him he was not the first at all, but that she had broken that record in her heals 20 years previously. She never heard back.
She liked football, supporting west ham, having been stationed in upton park with the WAAFs hoisting balloons into the sky to bring down Jerry in his bomber. She memories of those dark days were mostly happy of dances, playing tricks on the old battle ax sgt who her and her friends would play tricks on, spicing up her food with pepper, or locking her in the furnace room. They ended when she saw her three friends blown up by a bomb dropped from the sky. She moved onto to instrument checking on the hurricanes and spitfires seemingly spending most of he days being taxied around the airfield on the wings of the planes as the young pilots tried to impress, one of which would have a devastating effect on her life.
On a rare visit back to Scotland, sat in the pictures with her mum and sister, a lady behind started to get irritated at them chatting and talking having not been together for a few years. Her mother finally had enough and clobbered the lady on the head with her handbag, completely forgetting that there was a blackout torch in it which rendered the complainant silent. Granny thought that was very funny! Jocks.
During the war she met and married the man who would be my grandfather, a commander of a mine sweeper. When the war was finished, he broke his back, and wheelchair bound for the rest of his life, life was tough for them, especially as her first true love, a Pilot, that had proposed to her just before his bomber was shot down suddenly reappeared having been released from a POW camp and turned up at their marital home to find her married and with a young daughter. We only heard this a decade ago, and it explained a lot.
In her handbag she kept the most curious of things, including a few sheets of gold embossed Adolf Hitler personalized note paper which she thought would be worth something one day, not realising that years of ponds cold cream and foundation smeared all over it rendered it worthless, not that it is worth anything anyway.
Lots more. It's her birthday today, 94. She lied about her age religiously, always claiming she was 5 years younger. Fit as a fiddle all of her years, until 2000. Someone had discovered her real age (sounds funny to say that we never knew, but we didn't) and for her birthday party which she was saying was her 75th, she had a birthday cake saying Happy 80th Birthday on it, which was her real age. The next day she took ill, and has spent the last 14 years firstly in hospitals and then nursing homes. It was almost as if knowing that people knew her real age made her age 5 yrs over night from a sprightly elder lady running around town shopping and socialising to a frail old lady.
What stories do you recall from your grandparents?