Couldn't agree more. You'll earn far more respect if you do so.Originally Posted by toddaniels
Couldn't agree more. You'll earn far more respect if you do so.Originally Posted by toddaniels
Todd, will you be posting some more of your comedy retinue in the near future ?
Francoise: "Clouseau, do you know what kind of bomb they possess ?"
Clouseau: "Yes, of course. It's the exploding kind."
Babe Babelass , have you gained any insights on making new friends in BKK ?
if your a brit
join the BC
loads of tossers there
I'm sensing a lot of anger on this thread.
Misanthropes don't have friends. Other than the ones inside their heads anyway.
Another eight chapters and you have a book for new meat, fresh from the airport, as well as those who want to improve their own circles enjoyment. . Add some saucy pictures and the presses are running.Originally Posted by toddaniels
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Gingers should be fookin shot.
Nah, just leave them in the sun for an hour or two, far more painful.Originally Posted by terry57
I will regale you with one more "tail from the dark-side"!
A friend of mine who's hugged the chrome poles in the nefarious nite life district in Bangkok for the last 12+ years and who just recently returned from a holiday in Brazil with a "client" where evidently she'd learned the inane engrish phrase, "You know what?", called me at 3AM the other nite. Her name is Nuu-Na (หนูนา rice rat).
Here's the conversation;
Nuu-Na- Hallo Tod is Nuu-Na, you know what?
Tod - Nuu-Na, it's 3 fucking AM, I have no idea what? I thought you were in Brazil!
Nuu-Na - No I come back already.
Nuu-Na - I have to tell you, I just come from a customer and I never had like this before!"
Nuu-Na - You know what, I'm dancing in the bar, and then some asian guy he look me with his eye, and I go sit with him. He buy a drink for me, then you know what, we make a deal, him pay the bar, I go with him.
Tod - (still half asleep) Sounds pretty normal to me Nuu-Na
Nuu-Na - I know, but you know what, when we get the room he want me to take a shower in water so cold my lips, they turn the color blue. Then you know what, he make me lie on the bed, close my eyes, like I'm sleeping. Then you know what, he touch me like "beep-beep-beep". I don't know what him want me to do so I open my eye, and you know what, he yells me very strong, Close your eye, do not move!
Tod - (now totally awake!) Sheesh Nuu-Na.
Nuu-Na - I know huh, then you know what, he make me take a shower again because him say I am too warm! Then I lie down and he touch me again for a while. You know what, he don't fuck me, he just makes himself with his hand!
Tod- Nuu-Na that is totally fucked up.
Nuu-Na - I know but you know what, him give me 5000 baht and want to pay the bar tomorrow so I can go see him again.
Tod - Jesus fucking christ Nuu-Na, DON'T go do that!
Nuu-Na - I know, but you know what, is easy money. I just want to tell you about him, because you know what, I never have like that before! Okay, bye-bye..
I swear on a stack-'o-som-tam that is exactly as the conversation went!
This is the same gurl who has a Korean customer nick named "dog man" who comes a couple three times a year, stays in a 5 star hotel, bar fines Nuu-Na and she can't leave the room for 4 days! She can order room service, have her bar-gurl friends come over, but has to stay in the room.
The korean whack job, strips off all his clothes, Nuu-Na fastens a dog collar around his neck, uses a leash walks him around, feeds him from a dog bowl and he shits and pisses on newspaper in the bathroom! A couple times a day she has to whip him for being a "bad dog", then jerk him off. She makes some serious cash off that guy!
I swear, that gurl has more just plain weird stories than I could make up!
Okay, that's all I got...
Back to "how'd you make friends here"...
"Whoever said `Money can`t buy you love or joy` obviously was not making enough money." <- quote by Gene $immon$ of the rock group KISS
I believe she has demonstrated how to make friends here in a very special way. Doubt it's of much use to the OP though.Originally Posted by toddaniels
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Sounds like a normal night out for some of the TD posters, Especially the part about pissing and shitting on newspaper in the Bathroom.
Only different being that the shit and piss on the floor would come from some of these guys broken colostomy bags.
That was a ripper yarn Todd. But not only the customers get there freak on in LOS, some of the mattress warriors can be pretty damn freaky to, one asked me to blindfold her then do the nastiest thing I could imagine, she was kinda surprised when I took a dump in her handbag
You are a funny guy Tod.
I have got to be honest, I would be wary of going for a drink with you. I think that after I finished my rohypnol cocktail, my next memory would be waking up not far from your place with the remnants of a Paul Stanley T-shirt on, my face caked in white make-up, a pointed head and a shredded ring piece.
The British Cantspell?
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