Thread: Kim Kardashian tries to break the Internet... with her arse

I would think the easiest way to do that would be for the fat cow to sit on it.

Now Kardashian West has a bigger target in her sights: she hopes to “break the internet”. At least, that’s the tagline to her jaw-dropping covers for the new issue of Paper magazine.

Never mind 'break the internet'. With that arse she'd burst your eardrums if she farts.

phaaaaaark me, that aint real.

Wonder what Bruce is thinking?

Attention competition.
It's all good.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Wow, I bet she could play a mean bumpet.

I think Nicki has got her beat.

Where's withnall and his ass trumpet?...She could field the whole brass section...

who is she ?
maybe just some racist woman who only sleeps with black guys ?

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Where's withnall and his ass trumpet?.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Wow, I bet she could play a mean bumpet.

To be honest, not even i would dare to stand behind that trumper, and i have previous in the standing behind huge trumpers department.

If it wasn't for the internet the chances are nobody would have heard of Kim, her arse or her gaggle of no-talent ass clown sisters.

And the world would be a better place for it.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

If it wasn't for the internet the chances are nobody would have heard of Kim, her arse or her gaggle of no-talent ass clown sisters.

I first became aware of her arse from the television, when she was talking through it.

Even back then i admit to being a little bit feared of it.
I imagined the arse lowering itself onto my unprotected face in an act of karmic retribution for some heinous past crime.

No idea what she actually does though.

^ She's busy being fabulous.

The cloud just lost its ability to float in the sky.

Last time I saw an arse that big I backed it each way and it came 2nd at Moonee Valley.

What is the fascination with barge arses any way ? I reckon they look revolting.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

that aint real

of course not - it is click bait

she has a game for your mobile phone available if you wish

Horrendous.

All a marketeers ploy though. After a decade or more of trying to convince women that all of their bums are too big, they then add this new dimension to it to keep women from feeling at ease. Must have a tiny bum or an impossibly fat bum like the ugly trout the OP felt fit to publicize.

I remember being in South Africa and the size of the rear end on most of the black woman made that one look small.

Local blokes love it though.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I remember being in South Africa and the size of the rear end on most of the black woman made that one look small.

Local blokes love it though.

Something to hold their crack pipes with?

What's the size of her kunt?

It's so big, it's got zones. So far, North and West been identified. Stand by for South and East.

Originally Posted by dave42

What's the size of her kunt?

Kanye.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

If it wasn't for the internet the chances are nobody would have heard of Kim, her arse or her gaggle of no-talent ass clown sisters.

And the world would be a better place for it.

What made her famous was she made a porn tape with her ex boyfriend and her father was O J Simpson's attorney , tha Americans are so stupid and naive they have made the Kardashians famous and rich , the whole family should be put down ,

Originally Posted by dave42

What's the size of her kunt?

Well if the urban science of there been a correlation between mouth and kunt size is true, then kims is very fucking massive indeed



and the mystery of the disappearance of the 10.15 express can now be explained

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

If it wasn't for the internet the chances are nobody would have heard of Kim, her arse or her gaggle of no-talent ass clown sisters.

And the world would be a better place for it.

What made her famous was she made a porn tape with her ex boyfriend and her father was O J Simpson's attorney , tha Americans are so stupid and naive they have made the Kardashians famous and rich , the whole family should be put down ,

Less the internet exposure that QC has mentioned - it's all about their continuing TV reality programs and celebrity gossip/info shows.

People eat this shit up.