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    CIA plan to distribute Osama Bin Laden doll

    From the You-Couldn't-Make-It-Up files.


    Those clever guys at the CIA developed a cunning plan - and a toy doll - an 'evil' Osama Bin Laden doll - to distribute to children in the Middle East in the hope that it would put them off joining al Qaeda. The plan, code-named Devil Eyes, was devised in 2005, when the terror mastermind was still America's most wanted man. The 30cm (12in) dolls featured traditional clothing and had faces painted with dissolving material that would peel off and show a demon-like red complexion with black marks and green eyes.


    One of the dolls is now for sale on auctioning website Nate D. Sanders, already attracting a bid of $2,500.


    Get your bids in quick!! You've only got 8 days, 20 hours and 29 minutes left to grab your incredible CIA approved OBL inhibitor doll.


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    About as real as the Osama the seal shot and burried at sea. Well, not buried at sea because they admitted they lied about that, and flew his body back to the US. Which of course they did not, because Osama was already long dead.

    But interesting though. A toy for kids of Osama by the CIA. Anyone would think that they wanted to create a whole generation of people growing up idolising Osama. Now I wonder why the creators of AQ and ISIS would want to do that?
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    They should make a life-size one with a realistic vibrating anus.

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    Should have 'eagle eyes' and 'hands that grip' and no penis and a string in his chest that you can pull to make him shout 'allahu akhbar!' 'Death to the infidels!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    About as real as the Osama the seal shot and burried at sea. Well, not buried at sea because they admitted they lied about that, and flew his body back to the US. Which of course they did not, because Osama was already long dead.

    But interesting though. A toy for kids of Osama by the CIA. Anyone would think that they wanted to create a whole generation of people growing up idolising Osama. Now I wonder why the creators of AQ and ISIS would want to do that?
    All part of the very clever and sinister clandestine plans to perpetuate the cycles of enemies.

    Albeit, helps if the masses are already under an hypnotic and dumbed down state.


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    So, what really happened to Osama?...Who killed him and when?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    So, what really happened to Osama?...Who killed him and when?...
    I believe she is working in the hospitality trade @soi arab after a willyectomy

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    That is the Prophet .
    I see his image.
    They have made an image of the Prophet.

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    I always used to confuse "Osama" with "Obama". I had to remind myself that one is the muslim leader of the world's largest terrorist organization, and the other is supposedly at the bottom of the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart
    and the other is supposedly at the bottom of the ocean.
    "supposed" being the correct word. After the make believe "we got him" charade where they posted pictures of the terrorist with his buddies watching a live feed of a supposed assault on an empty house (which they later admitted was made up because there was no live feed, and they were not all sat together. It was staged). Anyway, they claim that they shot osama and buried him at sea, but later had to admit that they did not and the dummy fake osama was flown off the ship. There was no sea funeral, the "pictures" of his corpse was fake because they admitted they did not take pictures of the dead osama.

    It was just a staged theatre production to get everyone cheering for obomba again and waving their little flags because as everyone knows, Osama was dead in 2001 of kidney failure.

    How fitting they create a doll.

    However, the real purpose no doubt was to get lots of kids playing with a devil doll as befits their level of morality in the CIA.

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    When will the CIA grow up, what they want to distribute out there is blow up dolls, the kind of balloons you erect in your fields, to scare off the birds, who want to eat your crop.
    The old timers name for these crackers, is "Scarecrow "

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