Happy Ending not so Happy

[kingwilly]

Sex masseuse who offered ‘happy endings’ claims client pulled gun when she denied him oral sex

A SEX masseuse who promised clients a “happy ending” got quite the opposite herself when a man put a gun to her head, a court has heard.

Vietnamese masseuse Cuc Thi Pham claims she was part-way through giving Michael Alderson, 20, an erotic massage in a Sunshine Coast motel room when the recipient allegedly demanded more.

When Ms Pham refused, Alderson allegedly became angry, shouted abuse and produced an illegal handgun which he held to her face and demanded money.

The trial of Alderson, a labourer charged with attempted armed robbery, was heard in the Maroochydore District Court today.

In his defence, Alderson claimed he had negotiated for oral sex but requested his money back when he saw her placing gloves on her hands, an indication he was going to be masturbated instead.

Alderson told the court he was carrying a 32mm Colt handgun to go shooting in the forest later, but had not pointed it at the complainant’s head.

He said he held it at his side and made no threats, that he had no intention of robbing Ms Pham or hurting anyone that day, and had left without the money.

Ms Pham said she ran a service offering clients a “massage and happy ending” which Crown prosecutor Alex Stark explained to the jury was “masturbating ... the client ... to the point of ejaculation or orgasm”.

Ms Pham operated out of a room at a motel in Buderim and advertised in the local newspaper.

Her ad under “exotic relaxation” promised a “stunning 22-year-old, kinky toys and clothes” and sometimes displayed a photo of herself in a “sexy dress or bikini”.

The feisty former masseuse, who is now a stay-at-home mum, told the court Alderson phoned her on October 24, 2013, to inquire about the cost of a 30-minute massage, to which she replied $80.

Ms Pham said she answered the door about 15 minutes later and asked Alderson to wait a few minutes while she put on her “sexy dress”.

When she was ready for the client, she invited him inside, taking four $20 notes.

As was her practice, she said she asked Alderson to wash his hands in the bathroom and took the opportunity to hide the money under the sheets on the double bed.

Ms Pham told the court she then requested the client remove his clothes, which he did, before lying on his back on the massage table.

She said she had been erotically massaging him for about five minutes when he started to ask her for oral sex.

“I said, ‘Sorry darling, I don’t do full service’ and he got very angry,” said Ms Pham.

He allegedly became aggressive and shouted at her.

Ms Pham said he returned to the bathroom and emerged partly-clothed, produced a silver gun in his right hand and pointed it at her head.

“He said ‘Give me all your money or you die’,” she told the court.

“He threatened to kill me.”

Ms Pham said she escaped the room and called for the hotel manager.

A gunshot was heard and police later discovered a bullet lodged in the hotel room cupboard.

Police traced the call made to Ms Pham to Alderson’s home address.

Defence barrister Simon Lewis questioned Ms Pham’s version of events, claiming her advertisements gave a false impression clients would get “more than just a happy ending”.

Ms Pham reacted angrily to the questioning, and accused the barrister of trying to make her look bad.

“You not there, you don’t know,” she shouted.

Alderson told the court he was earning $1500 a week labouring in Gladstone. He said he had been expecting oral sex.

“I said ‘What have you got them (gloves) for?’ She said ‘I sometimes have to wear these.’

“I said, ‘I didn’t ask for this I asked for (oral sex).’ She said ‘Nah, only sometimes.’

“I said, ‘No, can I just have my money back please.’ She said ‘No’.”

Alderson said the masseuse reacted rudely and threatened to call her boss, which caused him to “freak out” and produce his gun.

Alderson said he did not realise the gun was cocked and it fired after Ms Pham had left the room.

The accused told the court he had done the wrong thing carrying a loaded weapon and producing it but he was not guilty of trying to rob the woman.

The trial continues.

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[Hans Mann]

Ms Pham said she ran a service offering clients a “massage and happy ending” which Crown prosecutor Alex Stark explained to the jury was “masturbating ... the client ... to the point of ejaculation or orgasm.

I'll be damned. All these years I've been getting a song and a dance followed by a short clip of Americas Funniest Home Videos.

[BaitongBoy]

^Well, the Crown Prosecutor seems quite knowledgeable when it cums to happy endings...

[bowie]

Well, if its a trial by a jury of his peers (horny twenty somethings)... he goes free, she gets convicted of false advertisement based on her age.

[Hans Mann]

[PeeCoffee]

Let's see - he stated he's earning 1,500 weekly ...and he was expecting a blow job for 80 (most likely covered though this wasn't discussed).
Which freakin' western country can you obtain that service at that budget ?

What's damning for him is that he fired a loaded weapon which he brought with him to an exchange of money for sexual services.
How doubly F**ked up is that ?

Which marbles is he using in this game of life ?

[ltnt]

The feisty former masseuse, who is now a stay-at-home mum

No doubt she met her husband off working hours...Aussies, I want my money back!

[fohk]

Aussies, I want my money back!

Americans, I'm going to sue you 555.

[david44]

Cocksure ocker thought he'd met the fokker but instead a cocker spiniel

[terry57]

Stupid fokin Aussies.

Mad as a wheel they are.

[fohk]

Mad as a box of frogs Terry.

[terry57]

^

Yep, Aussies are truly fuked up,

Myself was going to change my Nationality to English but I'm fuked if I'm getting around in those socks and sandles.

[fohk]

Impossible Terry. You got too much Aussie flowing in your veins. Mad as a cut snake.

[charleyboy]

Rubber gloves...I'd throw the fookin key away!

[bowie]

Rubber gloves

"Rubber" costs you know, sensual, erotic. The budget based businesses use cheap ass latex.

[peterpan]

It reminds me Of Norwegian friend of mine, a few years ago.
he paid for a tug and in the end, told her to Fvck off he could do it better by himself which proceeded to do.
Terry says Ausies are mad, those Norway men are stark raving Loonies.

[the dogcatcher]

All massages include bjs.
No bj then blow her away.
Simples.

[VocalNeal]

Happy ending is happy for whom?

[Kurgen]

at least he shot his load.

[the dogcatcher]

We should shoot a few. Stop them getting too expensive and cocky.