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    OK who hung their underpants in the bathroom and they were full of ants.

    I know I remember the post but cant find it. And I am sure it wasn't on TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    I know I remember the post but cant find it. And I am sure it wasn't on TV.
    It was a towel.

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    I posted in the Daily Moan thread that my bathroom towel was covered in tiny ants a couple of weeks ago. Not sure if that's the post you are referring to.

    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post2885406

    And now that that you've brought up the topic of ants in underpants, I should mention that I am about to wage full scale war on the little buggers because they are eating my underpants in the laundry hamper. Now they're all riddled with pinholes that will become larger and larger every time they're washed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    OK who hung their underpants in the bathroom and they were full of ants.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
    I posted in the Daily Moan thread that my bathroom towel was covered in tiny ants
    underpants/diapers, whats the difference ?

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    Underpants are for grown-ups who can control their excretions. Diapers are for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk View Post
    I posted in the Daily Moan thread that my bathroom towel was covered in tiny ants a couple of weeks ago. Not sure if that's the post you are referring to.

    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post2885406

    And now that that you've brought up the topic of ants in underpants, I should mention that I am about to wage full scale war on the little buggers because they are eating my underpants in the laundry hamper. Now they're all riddled with pinholes that will become larger and larger every time they're washed.
    What the fuck edible do ants find in you underpants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk View Post
    I posted in the Daily Moan thread that my bathroom towel was covered in tiny ants a couple of weeks ago. Not sure if that's the post you are referring to.

    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post2885406

    And now that that you've brought up the topic of ants in underpants, I should mention that I am about to wage full scale war on the little buggers because they are eating my underpants in the laundry hamper. Now they're all riddled with pinholes that will become larger and larger every time they're washed.
    What the fuck edible do ants find in you underpants?


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    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats...

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    The Towel, ferocious are those little fellow's!
    will not put up wiv the "Nanny state" so don't push it on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats...
    Probably crabs actually.
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    ^No, it was her panties...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats...
    To get to the cheesy stuff inside probably.

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    It's not yet 7am in Thailand and there is too much information in this thread.

    I haven't even had my cornflakes yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    What the fuck edible do ants find in you underpants?
    This type of ant seems to go for cloth of different kinds. They've eaten holes in new t-shirts and pillows that were stored away in their original plastic packages too. The pillows were synthetic and the t-shirts were cotton.

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    You do realize those "Depend for Men" protective underpants you wear are only SINGLE use right?


    You can't wash 'em out and use 'em again! That could be your problem. . .
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    I wear clean underpants. Those Depends might interest Dillinger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats.
    Love a mangy gusset.

    Do you have her contact number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    What the fuck edible do ants find in you underpants?
    This type of ant seems to go for cloth of different kinds. They've eaten holes in new t-shirts and pillows that were stored away in their original plastic packages too. The pillows were synthetic and the t-shirts were cotton.
    Have you considered silk underpants for men? To keep the ants away, you understand, even though they do feel lovely against the skin too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels View Post

    You do realize those "Depend for Men" protective underpants you wear are only SINGLE use right?






    I might buy some of those. Hate getting up at night for a piss. Shits me it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels View Post

    You do realize those "Depend for Men" protective underpants you wear are only SINGLE use right?






    I might buy some of those. Hate getting up at night for a piss. Shits me it does.

    You might try one of the better male testosterone/prostrate supplements regarding those nightly toilet visits - for men of advancing ages.


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Do you have her contact number?
    Not her current one, I'm fairly sure...This was quite some time ago...Horny little thing, though...Literally jumped into my bed one night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    .Horny little thing, though...Literally jumped into my bed one night...
    The rat or the wench?










    I don't mind either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats...
    Ants are attracted to sugars, if there are urine drips in the underwear and there is sugar in the urine, then ants will be attracted to the underwear.

    Sugar in urine is an indication of diabetes, and so ants in underwear should be taken as a warning sign to get a diabetic check up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    I knew a girl whose panties were eaten out at the crotch by rats...
    That is rats plural. You got a mate?

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