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    Russian Barbie

    'Human Barbie' Valeria Lukyanova Allegedly Attacked Outside Her Home

    Valeria Lukyanova
    A Ukrainian model whose doll-like proportions have earned her the nickname "Human Barbie" was reportedly attacked by two men outside her Odessa home.

    Valeria Lukyanova, 28, said that the men punched her in the face and strangled her outside of her apartment building on Halloween night.

    "It happened in a flash. They hit me on the head, several times on my jaw, then one of them began strangling me," Lukyanova said, according to the Daily Mail. "If it wasn't for my neighbor who suddenly appeared, I don't know what would have happened. They saw her and ran away."

    In photos published by the website, the model appears to have an injury to her lip, and she's wearing bandages around her head.

    Lukyanova, who was released from the hospital yesterday, said she is speaking about the alleged assault to combat rumors that she's undergone more plastic surgery. Despite her extremely thin waist and other exaggerated features, Lukyanova has denied having cosmetic procedures other than breast implants.

    She said she has received anonymous threats for two years, but that this is the first time she's been physically assaulted.

    It is unclear if the police are involved. Request for comment from Lukyanova was not returned by time of writing.

    Apart from the attention she gets over her features, the model has attracted controversy before for saying she's revolted by comments about "race-mixing" and claiming to subsist without food, on light and air alone.

    'Human Barbie' Valeria Lukyanova Allegedly Attacked Outside Her Home

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    And?
    What's the point?

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    ^ I think this is the circular point of no point in particular.

    Quote Originally Posted by fohk
    the model has attracted controversy before for saying she's revolted by comments about "race-mixing" and claiming to subsist without food, on light and air alone.

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    at least a photo of her tits for fcuks sake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    And?
    What's the point?
    Oh do be nice, the poor Barbie was assulted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    at least a photo of her tits for fcuks sake

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    Urggh.

    Wouldn't know whether to smash her up the batty or manipulate her into an amusing shape.

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    She is just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fohk View Post
    She is just weird.
    Less of reality that a greater percentage of the masses cling to everyday.

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    She's perfect, you lot don't know what yer talkin about.

    Now, her name is unfair; I believe she models herself on myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Urggh.

    Wouldn't know whether to smash her up the batty or manipulate her into an amusing shape.

    What's wrong with both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fohk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    And?
    What's the point?
    Oh do be nice, the poor Barbie was assulted.
    I think it was those tramps from Hasbro. Maybe, Mr. Potato Head has a secret crush on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Urggh.

    Wouldn't know whether to smash her up the batty or manipulate her into an amusing shape.
    smash her up the batty would be my preference

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Wouldn't know whether to smash her up the batty or manipulate her into an amusing shape.
    I used to leave my sister's barbie in compromising positions with my action man.

    As chance would have it I have scored my own Russian barbie this very day.

    I thought I would never score a Siberian ice maiden after being blown off a few times and then out of leftfield I have scored a home run on our first date.

    Slinky slim, very pretty and not icy cool but meltingly warm.

    Final year law student. I think I may be in love.

    Her dad is over on holiday visiting her just now and he wants her to drive him to Brisbane next week so he can cheer Vladimir Putin who is his hero!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I have scored a home run on our first date.
    and you are busy posting on TD instead of smashing her up the batty

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    ^ Looper likes to take things slowly.

    An inch at a time.

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    Does she have any nice shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Does she have any nice shoes?
    Looper does, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    and you are busy posting on TD instead of smashing her up the batty
    She is 32 and was married before and has a daughter and also her visiting dad called to check where she was so she had to go home but she is coming back tonight to watch the end of the movie that got swept away in the throes of passion on the couch.

    I feel like I am 15 again and in the throes of teenage puppy-love.

    I even cancelled a first date with a Taiwanese student today when SIM said she wanted to come back. This could be serious.

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    ah , olga the honeypot

    have you vetted her with ASIO yet ?

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    That is funny.

    She actually studied ballistics engineering at military school and 2 of her allumni sell second hand soviet era submarines. Not a joke.

    My secret clearance is up for renewal in less than a year so might actually have to fess up about this.

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    Scored, did You, your Russian date scored.
    First date,and you are smitten.!

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    I once ordered an Aria Giovanni sex doll. It was a good buy, and actually a lot more animated than the real thing.

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