Thread: What would you be doing now if there was no internet

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Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by beazalbob69

FINDING spanking material would become much more difficult.

Furtively trawling the top shelves of the nearest paki newsagents, probly.

Sex shops do exist in Switzerland - Eye openers or any other orifice that you so desire.

If the internet didn't exist, i'd be writing sublime novels of breathtaking literary beauty.

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog

If the internet didn't exist, i'd be writing sublime novels of breathtaking literary beauty.

...on an old-school typewriter.

Only old people would moan at probably the best invention ever.

Who'd have thought 20 years ago, my brain would have expanded this much due to on hand internet,
It's all about that huge part of your memory becoming redundant. That 2000gb Wank Bank short term memory is redundant now and freed up...

The other great thing about a mobile smartphone; is all of those compulsive drunken bullshitters in pubs can be enlightened with facts or a swift sharp shock of a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 to the jaw

Watch TV, read, reach into the wank bank and spank the plank, i swear, no prank, or crank up the radio with my friend Hank, he stank, real mank, to be quite frank, I've drawn a blank, time for another yank.

Basically that really.

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Pretty swank!

Go back to chatting with Morse code.

If there was no internet what would I be doing now?

Playing the guitar, reading, listening to (a much smaller library) of music, watching TV, drawing, writing...

Don't get me wrong, I love the internet. It entertains me, it informs me, it educates me. But...before its invention I entertained myself, I informed myself, I educated myself...with books, with real life experiences.

I think the net, as truly revolutionary as it is, has a lot to answer for. If I wanted to know about a subject before the net I'd have to read numerous books, I'd have to get off my arse and physiclly go to a library.

As much as I appreciate having all the information in the world at my fingertips through a google search term. it seems the depth of ifo has become a shallow pool.

Knowledge has been diluted through it, now everyone is an instant expert.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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Pretty swank!

Rather dank, actually....

If there were no Internet in the first place, why would you miss it? No doubt many would still be doing sums by counting on fingers and toes.

What happened to the Scientific Calculator? Replaced by a software program.

What happened to the P.C., replaced by the lap top, replaced by the i-pad, replaced by the i-phone, replaced by....

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Pretty swank!

And very frank !

Reading, exercising, socializing, shopping, lesson prepping, sleeping, wanking/bonking, on a bus, driving a car, sitting on a beach etc etc.

The obsessive gathering information age and related stimulation isn't all that.

Look at the generations that it has produced.

Originally Posted by toddaniels

"same same" is about as pathetic as it gets! You truly are becoming one with the Borg-like collective here..

Dam, thanks for telling me. I got this new T-shirt with 'same same...' on the front, and '...but different' on the back. I spose you don't think this is cool.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Look at the generations that it has produced.

I blame it on women joining the workforce and a 2-income family to survive culture for daft generation of self important 20 somethings. The socially engineered breakdown of the family unit. Internet might be part of the plan, but without it, I still think we'd have a pretty daft new generation.

I'm X-Gen we are almost as bad, but the internet was not fully mainstream and functional until we were in our 20's

I haven't looked at the website as I am on the work network

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Or indeed the Rampant Rabbi... and his friends Vagenie, cnut Dracula and her vibrating majesty, Buckingham Phallus,

I thought it needed to be posted somewhere on the forum