Thread: Some light seasonal reading...

This has given me an idea.

Slap is coming to Isaan...




Watch this space.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

This has given me an idea.

Slap is coming to Isaan...

But they dont have chimneys

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by somtamslap

This has given me an idea.

Slap is coming to Isaan...

But they dont have chimneys

Santa Claws is cumming to town...

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Somta Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
so whack the buttplug up for goodness sake

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by somtamslap

This has given me an idea.

Slap is coming to Isaan...

But they dont have chimneys

Santa Claws is cumming to town...

That would be Sanity Clause.

Rather than a sleigh, I envision something like this :

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Rather than a sleigh, I envision something like this :

Much more appropriate.....

Let's help Slap get started on his story.


Once upon a time, in a far away land, an English man from Croydon ....

Originally Posted by Neverna

Let's help Slap get started on his story.


Once upon a time, in a far away land, an English man from Croydon ....

Dreamt of an easier life in Issan.

So, armed with a completely bent sense of humour and some heavy sedatives...

But is afraid of flying, poove

.....sedatives..... which were wisely countered by large doses of alcohol

Depends if you are in Croyden North, South or Central. As far as I know only the Tories believe in Santa. Labour don't believe in miracles that's for sure.