Thread: What songs should be on The Shifters first album?

After years of gigging in their own bedrooms, The Shifters are ready to lay down some tracks and make the finest album known to mankind.

What songs should be on the debut album?



Tom Hark and Zambesi for me.
Which others?

Maybe an instrumental version (on the kazoo) of this.

I did it my way, with a bum-cone solo.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

I did it my way, with a bum-cone solo.

Will the bumpet be ok?

^ same same.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

^ same same.

Nope, no fukker would drop one of them behind your car

Souvenir of deranged French letters

Plaisir d'amour

When pleasuring the french maid should your tool slip from her gullet coming upwards youve gone too far

bollox wong vid try again

I've just written a new track.

It's called "I've got a bastard behind the eyes".

The video will feature a small dark cellar ram packed full of metal dustbins and half a dozen epileptics with hammers strapped to their hands and feet.
Then some mad kunt who is wired on speed gets to operate the strobe light.

" my cum stains are green" by the southern baptist choir

Are you topping up from last night Withnall ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Are you topping up from last night Withnall ?

No need.

Last night i was visited by 100 pipers.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

100 pipers.

Boohoo too.
Do you know where yer Johnny is?

3 minutes silence.

Cover bands are pathetic.

How about some original material.

Shifters.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Cover bands are pathetic.

How about some original material.

Shifters.

Is that rhetorical poser?

Shise, and i thought i was odd....