Thread: You Might Be A Buffalo If...

Who the fohk knows.

^^Icedick's wet dream...Heh...

Originally Posted by ChookRaffle Jones

issues to resolve regarding young Thai girls and older Western dudes.

A most interesting point about this whole buffalo issue, (seems to me, and as I've said I'm usually wrong), its the westerners, and by westerners I mean Ex-pats, that have the "issue", far more so than the Thai's.

My in-laws don't give a hoot (FYI my wife and I are 5 years difference), but, based on our marriage my in-laws may be biased. So I provide this;

My in-laws friends, don't give a hoot, other than the multiple times I've been asked bluntly if I knew of any eligible falang men looking for a Thai wife, and, yes, I've had nice, polite, educated, smart and charming young Thai girls presented to me with their many good qualities/attributes verbal provided, along with their willingness and desire to find a suitable falang husband.

So, the so called "buffalo", that we so easily denigrate, is a highly sought after prize by many Thai girls (and I'm not talking about the denizens of Soi Cowboy, Patpong or Nana).

Originally Posted by bowie

So, the so called "buffalo", that we so easily denigrate, is a highly sought after prize by many Thai girls (and I'm not talking about the denizens of Soi Cowboy, Patpong or Nana).

Finally, the buffalo get their deserved recognition...

The Buffalo is the Alpha Male, rescuing Damsels in Distress, who see a knight in shining white armour, as a way out of their shit lives.

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by toddaniels

I mean there's only so many hours a person can devote to being a vital contributor to the various 'n sundry forums about thailand scattered around the inter-web.

If that is your attitude Todd then I am sorry but you are just not trying. Do you see Willy running round trying to sell t-shirts in NEP? No you do not!

Oi, Leave me outta it. But it is a good idea....


off to the t- shirt print shop tomorrow.

Originally Posted by wasabi

see a knight in shining white armour, as a way out of their shit lives.

Far more truth in that statement than is ever acknowledged or admitted... Oh please rescue me!

And, just who the hell can blame them - whatever it takes.

Shining white armour, eh?...Heh...Sounds like Mr Clean...


And, fuck you, Icedick...I know you're up and waddling about in your Depends...Heh...

Originally Posted by Fluke

You cannot see the similarities between the two ?

No.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, they are not identical, but they are similar .

No, they are not. One is active, the other passive

Originally Posted by Fluke

P.S. I used the word "tosser" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

I didn't realise you 'own' the word . . .

You really are a wanker . . . by the way, I used the words 'I', 'word', 'me', 'thanks' 'thread' and many more before you did . . . so please find your own words and stop copying me. Thanks

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Fluke

You cannot see the similarities between the two ?

No.


They are similar are because they are both suggesting that the person who either said it or wore the T-shirt had a relationship with a persons current gf/wife before he did .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, they are not identical, but they are similar .

No, they are not. One is active, the other passive


Which makes them similar.

Originally Posted by Fluke

P.S. I used the word "tosser" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

I didn't realise you 'own' the word . . .

You really are a wanker . . . by the way, I used the words 'I', 'word', 'me', 'thanks' 'thread' and many more before you did . . . so please find your own words and stop copying me. Thanks

You are a cock

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Fluke

You cannot see the similarities between the two ?

No.


They are similar are because they are both suggesting that the person who either said it or wore the T-shirt had a relationship with a persons current gf/wife before he did .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, they are not identical, but they are similar .

No, they are not. One is active, the other passive


Which makes them similar.

Originally Posted by Fluke

P.S. I used the word "tosser" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

I didn't realise you 'own' the word . . .

You really are a wanker . . . by the way, I used the words 'I', 'word', 'me', 'thanks' 'thread' and many more before you did . . . so please find your own words and stop copying me. Thanks

You are a cock

I used the word "cock" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Fluke

You cannot see the similarities between the two ?

No.


They are similar are because they are both suggesting that the person who either said it or wore the T-shirt had a relationship with a persons current gf/wife before he did .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, they are not identical, but they are similar .

No, they are not. One is active, the other passive


Which makes them similar.

Originally Posted by Fluke

P.S. I used the word "tosser" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

I didn't realise you 'own' the word . . .

You really are a wanker . . . by the way, I used the words 'I', 'word', 'me', 'thanks' 'thread' and many more before you did . . . so please find your own words and stop copying me. Thanks

You are a cock

I used the word "cock" first in this thread a few posts ago, please find your own words and stop copying me , thanks

I didn't realise you 'own' the word . . .

You really are a wanker . . . by the way, I used the words 'I', 'word', 'me', 'thanks' 'thread' and many more before you did . . . so please find your own words and stop copying me. Thanks

^ Bingo, Fluke. You finally see how utterly ridiculous you are . . .

Continue with your 'winning' . . .

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Bingo, Fluke. You finally see how utterly ridiculous you are . . .

The only thing fluke sees is what he want to see, or shit he makes up.
Absolutely no point in using logic or truth. He sees both as deniable by his own tunnel vision.

I hope our ability to be civil with each other is ongoing because I'm just about to dig you out, TWICE!

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Bingo, Fluke. You finally see how utterly ridiculous you are . . .

The only thing fluke sees is what he want to see, or shit he makes up.
Absolutely no point in using logic or truth. He sees both as deniable by his own tunnel vision.

I think you are equally if not more illogical than Fluke in some respects. (Panama Hat is 100 times worse than you still, but is such a waste of space not even worth discussing)

You have a very bad habit of latching on to people on this forum and making them far more important in your thoughts than they should be, which is highly illogical IMO. You've done it on countless occasions with many different people (me included, it's why we fell out)

You know what your opinion of Fluke is, you know what you think of him, there is nothing whatsoever unresolved in your mind when it comes to Fluke, so what could you possibly gain by spending so much time telling him what you think of him over and over again? Highly illogical and a waste of your precious time on planet Earth IMO.

Discuss. (civilly)

Originally Posted by chassamui

Why the fook has everyone turned on Tod? He made a humourus satirical post and one or maybe two took offence. Fook 'em the over sensitive, charmless twats.

He has not said anything that is not true for some. Those who protest too much are, probably the ones who are, or were that buffalo.

It has nothing to do with what he said but his attitude towards it. As I said before many posters will remember Tod's attitudes from previous posts and won't just be judging him on this one alone.

He makes it quite clear he thinks that he's better than these people. Do You think he's better than those people? Is he better than you? I ticked three boxes, does that automatically make him better than me?

His delusions of grandeur even go as far to suggest that he knows that these people aren't happy with their lives, (not like what he is with his) and that they're too stupid to even realise that they're not happy and they need his help to work it out.

If it truly was a light hearted look at certain people it would be fine, still not particularly funny but nobody would have given him a hard time. People who know him better can see it for the oneupmanship and delusions of grandeur that it was.

Pompous, obnoxious fool IMO and I don't think I'm alone.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Bingo, Fluke. You finally see how utterly ridiculous you are . . .

The only thing fluke sees is what he want to see, or shit he makes up.
Absolutely no point in using logic or truth. He sees both as deniable by his own tunnel vision.

Although I havent made anything up .
Your problem is that you dont realise that other people have a different onion to you .
You think if someone doesnt agree with your viewpoint, then they must be wrong , argumentative and a liar , because they have a different opinion to you .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Your problem is that you dont realise that other people have a different onion to you .

Holy mother of God . . .

Originally Posted by Fozzy

Pompous, obnoxious fool IMO and I don't think I'm alone.

No, there are others like you, but none quite as bad. Aberlour? Eggsplat? Care to add a few?

Originally Posted by Koojo

Of course they don't give a hoot dipshit.

One of your typical brainfarts ?

Originally Posted by Fluke

Although I havent made anything up .

What the fuck was all that nonsense about breast feeding then. You made it up and it was also irrelevant.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Your problem is that you dont realise that other people have a different onion to you . You think if someone doesnt agree with your viewpoint, then they must be wrong , argumentative and a liar , because they have a different opinion to you .

You just described yourself perfectly nut job. I don't mind you having a different opinion. What I do object to is your selective choice of argument, usually based on shit you have made up, and generally ignoring the salient facts. You are absolutely the master of that.

What has happened to Odd Daniels?

He must have had enough punishment.

Nice to see you back Tod, and glad to hear none of it got to you.


Just a quick question for you God..... Sorry I mean Tod (God only thinks he is Tod)
Have you ever been described as condescending ?

Good question!

I tell people this ALL the time;

Believe me when I say I'm NOT talking down to you! I'm tryin' to talk to you on your level.. Here, gimme your hand, I'll pull you up here with me!