Thread: You Might Be A Buffalo If...

Originally Posted by Fluke

Todd, do you have a Thai partner and is he different to all the others ?

Come on Tod, do not keep us in suspense.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

It just means that you're paying either short-time or long-time depending on where you're living which in itself is not such a terrible thing and can be quite economical depending on your horn-factor.

Or it could mean their significant others are another race. Their are other races out there - even in Thailand

Duly noted. You may be quite right NR as I do not know his personal domestic situation.

CSFFan wrote what happens if you don't have a Thai significant other...I read it as not having a significant other. I might have ass-umed incorrectly.
From his words I do not know if he has a significant other of another race or if he is free and single.

Actually it's his business and I'm not seeking an update if he doesn't want. I can respect anyone's privacy and hey it is the internet so why jam it up.

I have had a significant other from other races and in the end somebody is paying the freight. Sometimes you, the significant other or both pitch into the food pot.

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

It just means that you're paying either short-time or long-time depending on where you're living which in itself is not such a terrible thing and can be quite economical depending on your horn-factor.

Or it could mean their significant others are another race. Their are other races out there - even in Thailand

Maybe, or he could be one of those selfish sad sacks of shit who dont play the relationship/family game and is critical of those that do . Anyone who still wears band T-shirts at 55 years old, belongs in the "never really grew up" category and still clinging onto their teenage years

Or he could simply have listed some very 'typical' situations in Thailand and given them a twist of humour.

Why are so many people all of a sudden so 'pc' about what the guy writes - and who gives a flying doughnut that he wears a certain t-shirt.
I don't know the guy so I have no pre-conceived ideas as to who he is, but this over-sensitivity is odd, given the general tone of writing on TD . . . and that includes you, Fluke

Its nothing to with being PC or not, its whether its humorous or just nasty.
Its nastiness thinly disguised as humour .


Its nastiness thinly disguised as humour

Okay, okay, enough. . . Gear down there, big shifters!!

It was written as a parody of what I've seen the last 10 years here. Sorry if it hit too close to the mark for some.

No disrespect intended (no really), they're just very broad brush observations is all. Some foreign friends of mine who I respect a LOT more than anyone on this forum hits some of the buffalo bullet points yet he's a great stand up guy with a super thai wife too!

Here's a song as a peace offering; for all the foreigners who've given everything to a thai gurl only to have her up and leave you.

Hayseed Dixie - I'm Keeping Your Poop in a Jar

Sheesh don't hate the messenger, hate the message.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Not many have disagreed with Tod's chariacature of Thai womanhood, and yet they are happy to attack the poster instead of the post. I wonder why that might be?

As far as his personal circumstances are concerned I think it's no ones business but his.

Quite

Originally Posted by Fluke

Its nastiness thinly disguised as humour .


Its nastiness thinly disguised as humour

That's YOUR interpretation - you don't know in which vein it was written . . . Actually, he has stated that it was written in a humorous vein based on his years in Thailand.

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

That's YOUR interpretation - you don't know in which vein it was written . . . Actually, he has stated that it was written in a humorous vein based on his years in Thailand.

Some folk just enjoy being indignant. They have little purpose otherwise.

Where's my nose ring im thirsty and hew lai derrrrrr

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Actually, he has stated that it was written in a humorous vein based on his years in Thailand.

Of course...knowing Todd, it was presented with a touch of light parody and comparative reflection.

Naturally, the classic TD responses are imminent and predictable - those whom take much too seriously to consider the light side and, per usual, those who prefer to use other's comments as an instinctive vehicle to cast their curdled dislike for others regardless of what they might post.

Typical of the pettiness, one-upmanship, and social backwardness that immerses itself.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Of course...knowing Todd, it was presented with a touch of light parody and comparative reflection. Naturally, the classic TD responses are imminent and predictable - those whom take much too seriously to consider the light side and, per usual, those who prefer to use other's comments as an instinctive vehicle to cast their curdled dislike for others regardless of what they might post. Typical of the pettiness, one-upmanship, and social backwardness that immerses itself.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Naturally, the classic TD responses are imminent and predictable - those whom take much too seriously to consider the light side and, per usual, those who prefer to use other's comments as an instinctive vehicle to cast their curdled dislike for others regardless of what they might post. Typical of the pettiness, one-upmanship, and social backwardness that immerses itself.

Basics of English speaking for beginners using common expressions

Can someone post a pic of the North American version?...

Originally Posted by bowie

Can someone post a pic of the North American version?...

Tod may of pissed off a few punters on here if they are exactly as he describes.

But in reality dudes, if you really have married a bar girl now is the time to step outside and blow your self away.

Save jumping from the 22 ND floor of that condo in Pattaya.

Originally Posted by terry57

Tod may of pissed off a few punters on here if they are exactly as he describes.

But in reality dudes, if you really have married a bar girl now is the time to step outside and blow your self away.

Save jumping from the 22 ND floor of that condo in Pattaya.

You do like to carry on perpetuating the myths and TD members, doncha Tel?

I can guarantee that an overwhelming percentage of TD members/regulars [past and present] have not taken brides that were ever associated with bar girldom and related fields. There are a couple of obvious and well-known exceptions, of course.

It's these Punters that are very steeped in the consciousness that Thailand is one big whorehouse for the taking that should be suspect.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

It's these Punters that are very steeped in the consciousness that Thailand is one big whorehouse for the taking that should be suspect.

The lady doth protest too much and all that.

The whole American/English thing isn't particularly interesting or surprising. It's the regional accents and differences in language that I find fascinating. Scousers, Brummies, Geordies, carrot crunchers and many more, all less than a couple of hours apart (a lot longer in the past obviously) yet developed such hugely different ways of communicating. I would love to understand more about how that happens.

If yoy lived in middle England before the industrial revolution, any where that might have a different form of your own language would be 3 days ride away with a good horse.
Today with world wide instant communication, we are left with the aptly named 'estuary English'.

^ Cheers. I thought I'd posted that in the thread about English language. My bad.

Originally Posted by terry57

Tod may of pissed off a few punters on here if they are exactly as he describes.

He was describing men who take care of their children and their mothers as being stupid , that is something that I disagree with .
Females seek Male partners whom are willing and able to take care of any offspring , ant felang male who abandons his asian child and his mother is ripping her off as much as the Asian Woman running off with everything the male has .
I support my child and his mother , I also carry my boy around and push him around in his set of wheels . Todd may regard me as being a buffalo , I regard myself as being a good father .
It seems to be frowned upon by some people that felangs give their partners money , whilst back home millions of men hand over their weekly wage every Friday and get a few quid back as pocket money .

^
Well said, hard to argue with any of that.

Tod you appear to have all the answers, unfortunately you do not respond to any questions.

Originally Posted by Fluke

felangs

Farangs

It was the one about pushing your kids in a pushchair that did my head in the most. What planet do you have to live on for that not to be a normal everyday occurrence?

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by Fluke

felangs

Farangs

....Farang

Originally Posted by Fluke

Back home millions of men hand over their weekly wage every Friday and get a few quid back as pocket money .

You respectfully left out the part where the husband don't get sex after the first kid is banged out then lives with his wife whilst she morphs into a fat horrid slapper.

She then ends up leaving him when he retires gaining most of his superannuation, the house, the car, the dog and his sanity.

The punter usually is left with a few quid which he blows on an airfare to Thailand and then hooks up with the first brown skinned beauty which looks his way.

She then cleans him out of his last 32 quid and the punter takes flying lessons from a Pattaya condo.

Something like that anyway.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Tod you appear to have all the answers, unfortunately you do not respond to any questions.

Tods too busy sorting out the big Visa issue's, he don't have time to respond to this shit especially when he was just taking the piss.

Some guys are just a tad touchy EH.