Thread: You Might Be A Buffalo If...

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Yep, you are spot on Chas, no sense of humor is the key to the detractors of this thread.

Smacks of some of those turds that post on that other channel.

TV that is.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Yep, you are spot on Chas, no sense of humor is the key to the detractors of this thread.

Smacks of some of those turds that post on that other channel.

TV that is.

Terry, maybe I have a higher standard of a sense of humour than most people on here .
I dont find calling people names to be even slightly funny .
I do realise thyat all the single guys out there may get some pleasure at being abusive to other people who are not single , But endless "tables for one" , another night in on your own , only caring about yourself , going over the park and seeing happy familys on a day out and youre just sitting there aimlessly on your own thinking about how to kill more time, can have an adverse effect on peoples perception of reality .
Being abusive to normal people can improve inadequate peoples self esteem .

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You may be right or you may be wrong, I don't really know about that fluke.

What I do know is,

People without a sense of humor are a right pain in the arse especially on this forum where posters like to fuk around a bit.

Lighten the fuk up EH.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Terry, maybe I have a higher standard of a sense of humour than most people on here .

ENT always makes me laugh.

As I've told you before Terry, humour is highly subjective and no one person gets to decide what is and isn't funny.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by toddaniels

WHY did that "I Met YOUR Wife at Nana!" shirt sell as fast as I could make 'em up and get nothing but positive feedback when I wore it around those areas? Seems there were more than a few "kindred spirits" who thought it was just good for a laugh...

Honorable Western etiquette stipulates that if you meet a previous girlfriend and shes with a new boyfriend or husband , you do not go up to them and mention your previous relationship , you keep quiet about it .
Same as when you see a woman breast feeding her baby , you do not got and sit opposite her and stare at her and start playing with yourself, as some non etiquette Asian men tend to do , a quick passing accidental glace is acceptable , but as long as its only a passing glance .
Wearing a wife/nana plaza T-shirts breaks the etiquette rule .You needed to double the T-shirt up . On the back of the T-shirt, you needed to get the slogan written "Im with this prick" with the arrow pointing to yourself

Could someone point out the "lie" in the post above .
I did think that the "a quick passing accidental glace is acceptable , but as long as its only a passing glance" was quite humorous , but others dont and I realise that.
But I cant fathom how the above post can be labelled as a lie because its an opinion

Originally Posted by Fozzy

As I've told you before Terry, humour is highly subjective and no one person gets to decide what is and isn't funny.

Do sociopaths have a sense of humour?

Not sure. Big fatso blobs always make me laugh though.

Laughing AT someone isn't quite the same thing though.

Buffalo, your a Buffalo, you don,t know knufink about a dead Buffalo Society.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Do sociopaths have a sense of humor?

Well Lao,

ENT is a sociopath and I find some of his mad shit quite amusing.

So the answer must be yes.

Originally Posted by toddaniels

Jesus Christ EH,

You must wonder how a person can let himself become so friggin gross and actually present him self in the Public Arena in such an offensive manner.

Imagine getting on a plane and find yourself sitting next to that munter.

Poms really need to re evaluate there lifestyle.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Tod's behaviour was not unacceptable so your comparison was not dealing with the reality of the situation. Some people found it amusing. i.e. they have a sense of humour and they got it.
You did not find it funny because your life is devoid of humour. For anyone to compare Tod's amusing, ditty to women breast feeding and men wanking over it is both surreal and disingenuous. It would take a very special kind of pervert to draw such a conclusion.
You did not find Tod's story amusing. Instead of just stating that fact and leaving it there, you have to invent something, so far removed from reality that people wonder if you are taking drugs.
It equates to fabrication and obfuscation on a Richter scale of 10+ to make the connection that you made.
In short you lied because your position was floundering and weak.
I use this example because the disconnection with reality is so pronounced, but it could have been almost any other post you have made. A bit like me pouring boiling water over a customer in 7/11. The water, (which was actually coffee) could not have been boiling because the point of delivery does not serve boiling water. i did not pour it and said so in my post. So once again you lied to support a position which you manufactured, and bore no resemblance to facts presented in the post.
I could go on dissecting your lack of honesty but I believe everyone now sees you for exactly what you are. A liar.
I am sure someone will quote this post for your benefit flake. You do need to look in a mirror, instead of practicing smoke and mirrors deflection and persistent distortion of the truth.

Similar to his constantly changing story of how he assaulted this old female tourist who didn't stand up for the anthem at some dodgy event he happened to be attending . . . or the 'fence' he erected after assaulting his neighbour, those three branches stacked on top of one another - IT WAS A FENCE . . .

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Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by chassamui

Tod's behaviour was not unacceptable so your comparison was not dealing with the reality of the situation. Some people found it amusing. i.e. they have a sense of humour and they got it.
You did not find it funny because your life is devoid of humour. For anyone to compare Tod's amusing, ditty to women breast feeding and men wanking over it is both surreal and disingenuous. It would take a very special kind of pervert to draw such a conclusion.
You did not find Tod's story amusing. Instead of just stating that fact and leaving it there, you have to invent something, so far removed from reality that people wonder if you are taking drugs.
It equates to fabrication and obfuscation on a Richter scale of 10+ to make the connection that you made.
In short you lied because your position was floundering and weak.
I use this example because the disconnection with reality is so pronounced, but it could have been almost any other post you have made. A bit like me pouring boiling water over a customer in 7/11. The water, (which was actually coffee) could not have been boiling because the point of delivery does not serve boiling water. i did not pour it and said so in my post. So once again you lied to support a position which you manufactured, and bore no resemblance to facts presented in the post.
I could go on dissecting your lack of honesty but I believe everyone now sees you for exactly what you are. A liar.
I am sure someone will quote this post for your benefit flake. You do need to look in a mirror, instead of practicing smoke and mirrors deflection and persistent distortion of the truth.

Similar to his constantly changing story of how he assaulted this old female tourist who didn't stand up for the anthem at some dodgy event he happened to be attending . . . or the 'fence' he erected after assaulting his neighbour, those three branches stacked on top of one another - IT WAS A FENCE . . .

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Stop lying . I didnt assault an old Female tourist , only spoke a few words to her and didnt even touch her and it wasnt at a dodgy event , it was at a temple . The fence was a fence and its still there doing its job

Originally Posted by toddaniels

it's a wonder every male foreigner who's single here doesn't immediately run out, marry a thai woman from Nakhon Nowhere and start living the dream too!

No it isn't

Some asked "WWW-Life in Hell/Married to a Thai Female@ Don't fucking do it-I did and I'm about to top myself, if it wasn't for the Kids. I'm an idiot and can't recall where I left my brain. Honestly. Helge.com"

Originally Posted by toddaniels

Wow, Fluke, you sure know how to lay it on thick!

After reading your posts of a blissful life with your thai significant other; it's a wonder every male foreigner who's single here doesn't immediately run out, marry a thai woman from Nakhon Nowhere and start living the dream too!

I dont recall posting about living blissful life , although I may have briefly mentioned it, I dont recall .
Although Im happy enough living with my gr, but what makes you think that Thailand is different to anywhere else in the world . Its the same everywhere, some people live in a happy relationship and others live in an unhappy relationship . You cannot just go to a village and acquire a happy life , you need to start from the beginning, not jump in at the end

Originally Posted by helge

Originally Posted by toddaniels

it's a wonder every male foreigner who's single here doesn't immediately run out, marry a thai woman from Nakhon Nowhere and start living the dream too!

No it isn't

Some asked "WWW-Life in Hell/Married to a Thai Female@ Don't fucking do it-I did and I'm about to top myself, if it wasn't for the Kids. I'm an idiot and can't recall where I left my brain. Honestly. Helge.com"

Everyone stop eating Indian food . I had a curry last night and Ive now got Delhi belly .No one ever eat Indian food again, you will regret it , its just no worth it

Get your point

Fair enough...happy for you

Originally Posted by toddaniels

Wow, Fluke, you sure know how to lay it on thick!

I thought that you would appreciate that kind of style, taking into consideration the tone of the O.P.