Thread: From TD to The Guardian: Por makes the UK broadsheets

congrats slap

where's the link foker ?

When??

Nice action. So what you planning to spend the 500 quid on?

Give it to the old fucker - imagine how pissed he could get with 500 sobs on the hip

Only just got the commission. Not written a lick yet.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So what you planning to spend the 500 quid on? Give it to the old fucker

A grand idea.

A cheque will be fine Slaps.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So what you planning to spend the 500 quid on?

200 quid. If I use the word Por more than three times and it gets through the edit, I shall grace his gullet with 10 litres of LK.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

A cheque will be fine Slaps.

Says he who winters in the tropics.

Get back here and suffer the cold like the rest of us wankers.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So what you planning to spend the 500 quid on?

200 quid. If I use the word Por more than three times and it gets through the edit, I shall grace his gullet with 10 litres of LK.

That's not so bad - 200 quid to recycle some of your old posts. Be sure to put in about the knocking shop and the old lady. Something for the intellectuals to spank the monkey about.

Give that Legendary mutha fucka my regards

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Something for the intellectuals to spank the monkey about.

I invision much rustling and clearing of throat aboard my train to work when the suited set read of how old lady Waraporn effortlessly elicited a bollock eruption.

I've seen them. Rude fuckers they are. Pretend to be well-to-do, are, in fact, living a life of sordid depravation. You don't fool me with you fucking briefcase - pervert.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Give that Legendary mutha fucka my regards

I haven't seen the legendary fucker for the best part of a year - something I soon intend to rectify.

There's only so much Saturday Morning Kitchen a man can watch.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

From TD to The Guardian: Por makes the UK broadsheets
I pitched an article to The Guardian last week about Isaan, and snakes, and food, and father in-laws.

You should ring up the producers of that documentary 'holidays in hell'
Cant believe you left out Withnall and granny or Withnall and livestock

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Cant believe you left out Withnall and granny or Withnall and livestock

Everything is building to this - the piece de resistance, the money shot...

"My friend fucks goats and grannies"

Front page of The Times material.

Sensational, I look forward to the editing job that will be done on it.

I remember slap when he was just a poster on TD...

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I look forward to the editing job that will be done on it.

Won't need it. How about this for an opening gambit:

I opened the front door to find Por masturbating furiously into the kitchen sink.

"Fuck off out of my house, you bastard tramp!" I screamed at him. "Your designated wanking area is at the bottom of the garden!"

If memory serves i could swear it was Por who walked in on you pulling the end off it??

Originally Posted by Dillinger

If memory serves i could swear it was Por who walked in on you pulling the end off it??

I'm guessing he'll be looking to secure an attorney to secure any and every royalties there are to grab....

I trust that Slap will gather any decent reviews for said coming series.

Good luck, mate!!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

If memory serves i could swear it was Por who walked in on you pulling the end off it??

Artistic licence.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

recycle some of your old posts

link to TD ... the smell of new blood in the morning

Originally Posted by somtamslap

My friend fucks goats

I believe batty already has his own youtube channel

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I look forward to the editing job that will be done on it.

Won't need it. How about this for an opening gambit:

I opened the front door to find Por masturbating furiously into the kitchen sink.

"Fuck off out of my house, you bastard tramp!" I screamed at him. "Your designated wanking area is at the bottom of the garden!"

Behind the tree.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Give that Legendary mutha fucka my regards

I haven't seen the legendary fucker for the best part of a year - something I soon intend to rectify.

There's only so much Saturday Morning Kitchen a man can watch.

He did cook his lamb shanks rather well.

I'm looking forward to reading it, congrats Slap, your writing has always been excellent.