Thread: Filipino Date Tomorrow

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

got a BJ.. a shag on the couch.. and her kids.

You shagged her and her kids?

Deep dude, deep.

Why would you want to cum in her mouth or on her tits if she's let you shag her?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Why would you want to cum in her mouth

So he can snog her before he leaves. It's better when Socal's there for the swap, but needs must...

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

got a BJ.. a shag on the couch.. and her kids.

You shagged her and her kids?

Translation: he paid for dinner, took her home . . . went back to his place and watched some porn

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

She's messaging me on whatsapp now saying how much she likes me and she hopes im not like all the rest

Of course you are not.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Shagged her today..

Congratulations punter and well played

I did not get my Patong t-shirt girl. Her clock off time was changed to an hour later at 11pm on a Friday and then my future wife from Pitsanulok got her boss to let her off 2 hours early at 10pm since her tee-rak was leaving the next day. I tried to sound over-joyed when she told me on the phone

Back in Aussie now safe from harm from these ting tong Thai women

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I've got friction burns on my bellend and i've "torn" some skin open just below my bellend. It's covered in sudocrem right now so she'd get a shock if i let her mouth near there.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

got a BJ.. a shag on the couch..

She let you anywhere near her when your dick looked like that? If she weren't imaginary, I'd say she had to be a total skank.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

she hopes im not like all the rest

Don't worry, sweetie. You're not. You're far worse.

Thats so funny loops .. I know your scat girl quite well. Rockin body but shocking head with braces. Could drink her weight in San Miquel light.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I've got friction burns on my bellend and i've "torn" some skin open just below my bellend. It's covered in sudocrem right now so she'd get a shock if i let her mouth near there.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

got a BJ.. a shag on the couch..

She let you anywhere near her when your dick looked like that? If she weren't imaginary, I'd say she had to be a total skank.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

she hopes im not like all the rest

Don't worry, sweetie. You're not. You're far worse.

You're out of line here, NR . . . allow the man to dream . . . when he couldn't get a shag he made up some crap about not being able to anyway due to a very masculine war-wound on his appendage.
Next day - his newest brainfart was that he shagged her and his willy was all normal . . .

The guy is like socal minus the logic

Why would i lie about shagging a Filipino single mum of 2 that's been around the block?
Seriously guys.. get a grip.

Is it really that inconceivable..???

Bear in mind i'm not like most of you people.. i'm 28, good looking and i don't haven't needed to ship.

btw my dick is fine now it was a small little cut however it was agony when i pulled my foreskin back it's healed up now

And you didn't wear a condom, did you? (That's why you wanted to cum in her mouth or on her tits).

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Bear in mind i'm not like most of you people.. i'm 28, good looking and i don't haven't needed to ship.

Then indeed, you are not like all the rest...The last part about the ship, I don't understand...

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

btw my dick is fine now it was a small little cut however it was agony when i pulled my foreskin back it's healed up now

Thanks for that...Iceman will get back to you, soon...

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Bear in mind i'm not like most of you people.. i'm 28, good looking and i don't haven't needed to ship.

so a naive, little braggart rather than a 'shrewed punter'?

In Thailand it's incredibly easy to shag around using social networking websites.. in the UK it's incredibly hard. even harder to get Asian women!!

I feel the need to brag because of my great achievement!

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

in the UK it's incredibly hard

Ah, you see - one has to know where to look.

www.fatsweatymunterswho'llfuckanything.com

Give it a whirl.

The best U.K. dating site,

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

In Thailand it's incredibly easy to shag around using social networking websites.. in the UK it's incredibly hard. even harder to get Asian women!!

I feel the need to brag because of my great achievement!

:Rolleyes:

Originally Posted by wasabi

The best U.K. dating site,

Looks like a store mannequin with that plastic face...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Ah, you see - one has to know where to look. www.fatsweatymunterswho'llfuckanything.com
Give it a whirl.

Couldn't get to first base with any of them...

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

In Thailand it's incredibly easy to shag around using social networking websites.. in the UK it's incredibly hard. even harder to get Asian women!!

So, even though you fancy Asian women more, wouldn't it make more sense to pitch your efforts at UK women online or offline - if the statistical odds of a shag are better.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Looks like a store mannequin with that plastic face...

Or Lady Penelope from The Thunderbirds.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

she wouldn't let me spunk in her mouth,, or at the very least on her tits

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

i managed to escape out of there with a good "i need to iron my clothes for tomorrow" excuse

What a man you are

Originally Posted by wasabi

The best U.K. dating site,

Fuck it - she's hot. I'm joining to see if any of these blarts will send me some saucy pictures. I will use as a profile "Por" and say I am a Thai Farmer of global fame.