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    'Out of the Box' Business Ideas

    I wonder what the catalyst was for the person think of this business idea . . .



    (Open for business, as it were)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker
    I wonder what the catalyst was for the person think of this business idea . .
    Yeah I wonder


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    email them and ask for some before and after photos

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    I like the "Limit 1 per person' bit in the fine print.

    Are they worried that if somebody overdoes it she'll end up something that looks like a new belly button between her legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    I like the "Limit 1 per person' bit in the fine print.

    Are they worried that if somebody overdoes it she'll end up something that looks like a new belly button between her legs?
    . . . shudder at the thought.

    I like the 'Buy it for a Friend' option.

    Setting the scene . . .

    Man comes home from work, girlfriend/wife is already there . . .

    He calls out:
    "Honeybunny (an ode to Pulp Fiction), I bought you a present . . .



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    Out of the box business ideas

    Start with the assumption that there is no box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker
    I like the 'Buy it for a Friend' option.

    Setting the scene . . .
    Better still it would make for an awesome practical joke:

    Buy a gift coupon for some guy's wife/mother and have "From your loving husband/son" printed on the card!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Start with the assumption that there is no box.
    Since the business idea under discussion is about box tightening wouldn't that be like trying to divide by zero or something?

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    You could always go for the double whammy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Start with the assumption that there is no box.
    Deeeeeeep, but then there wouldn't be a market for the product or it could be used for other purposes like . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Buy a gift coupon for some guy's wife/mother and have "From your loving husband/son" printed on the card!
    'Son'??????

    You are weird!!!!

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    It's frightening to see some of these comments . . . perverts!!!!!

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    Good headline. Not one to beat around the bush.
    Green on the way.

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    Reminds me of a time I was stopped by the cops for speeding. The copper asked me what I did for a living
    "I'm a vagina stretcher" I replied.
    "What?"
    "I stretch vaginas. It's a long arduous process where I first oil them up, insert a few fingers, warm it further, and start to stretch it until it's about 6ft"
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    I asked this chick once if she still had her virginity
    she said no
    so I then asked her for the box it came in

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Quote: Originally Posted by chassamui Start with the assumption that there is no box.
    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Since the business idea under discussion is about box tightening wouldn't that be like trying to divide by zero or something?
    Same same "There is no spoon"

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    I guess there's a good business opportunity for post-treatment tests, to see if the treatment really worked.

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    Seems the original OP has not been properly thought out as it is actually thinking "inside the box"..

    Noticed that they require 3 days notice of appointment, seems they may be doing pretty well? Where can I inquire about a franchise? I am a bit concerned at the thought of most of the clientele however, it's not very likely you're going to get the nice tight cuties coming in very often, but more likely all the older retired skanks and MINLTF that have gone into recent retirement or reached the age of rebuild due to over use of some nature.

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    Urban myth claims th eBoxes of Meccano construction toy were sold in type Box Standard and Box deLuxe which have yileded 2 great British phrases

    Bog Standard meaning normal and of course that real Soeul food delicacy

    the Dog's Bollox

    The Origin of the Saying The Dog's Bollocks

    I'm minded its an asli term for an amok sydneysider with a wubba fetish
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
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    just whack a leg of ham up her twat and pull the bone out

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    I also like how they notify you of the "fine print" portion of the offer and yet the print is the same size as the rest of the ad . Calling "fine print" is quite entertaining as well.

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