'Out of the Box' Business Ideas

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16-10-2014, 01:02 PM
panama hat

'Out of the Box' Business Ideas

I wonder what the catalyst was for the person think of this business idea . . .

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(Open for business, as it were)
16-10-2014, 01:04 PM
pseudolus

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

I wonder what the catalyst was for the person think of this business idea . .

Yeah I wonder

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16-10-2014, 01:30 PM
baldrick

email them and ask for some before and after photos
16-10-2014, 01:36 PM
slackula

I like the "Limit 1 per person' bit in the fine print.

Are they worried that if somebody overdoes it she'll end up something that looks like a new belly button between her legs?
16-10-2014, 01:46 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

I like the "Limit 1 per person' bit in the fine print.

Are they worried that if somebody overdoes it she'll end up something that looks like a new belly button between her legs?

:rofl: . . . shudder at the thought.

I like the 'Buy it for a Friend' option.

Setting the scene . . .

Man comes home from work, girlfriend/wife is already there . . .

He calls out:
"Honeybunny (an ode to Pulp Fiction), I bought you a present . . .

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16-10-2014, 01:51 PM
chassamui

Out of the box business ideas

Start with the assumption that there is no box.
16-10-2014, 02:07 PM
slackula

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

I like the 'Buy it for a Friend' option.

Setting the scene . . .

Better still it would make for an awesome practical joke:

Buy a gift coupon for some guy's wife/mother and have "From your loving husband/son" printed on the card! :)
16-10-2014, 02:14 PM
slackula

Quote:

Originally Posted by chassamui

Start with the assumption that there is no box.

Since the business idea under discussion is about box tightening wouldn't that be like trying to divide by zero or something?
16-10-2014, 02:16 PM
harrybarracuda

You could always go for the double whammy.

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16-10-2014, 02:18 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by chassamui

Start with the assumption that there is no box.

Deeeeeeep, but then there wouldn't be a market for the product or it could be used for other purposes like . . . :kma:

Quote:

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Buy a gift coupon for some guy's wife/mother and have "From your loving husband/son" printed on the card!

'Son'??????

You are weird!!!!
16-10-2014, 02:19 PM
panama hat

It's frightening to see some of these comments . . . perverts!!!!! :tieme:
16-10-2014, 02:22 PM
Humbert

Good headline. Not one to beat around the bush.
Green on the way.
16-10-2014, 02:42 PM
slackula

<scene>: The Cooking Section

Ocker's thread: Tonight it's our anniversary so I cooked dinner <pic of some old crap he knocked up in the kitchen>
Assorted posters: Hey, looks good man! Hmm, not bad! Capital! Well played old bean!
Moi: :popworm:
.
.
.
*366 days later*
.
.
.
Ocker: RIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU UTTER BASTARDS REMEMBERED MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY? :blackeye: :aargh4: :dead1: :crucified:

Assorted posters: :laugh2:

Moi: :wasntme:

</scene>
fin.
16-10-2014, 02:45 PM
pseudolus

Reminds me of a time I was stopped by the cops for speeding. The copper asked me what I did for a living
"I'm a vagina stretcher" I replied.
"What?"
"I stretch vaginas. It's a long arduous process where I first oil them up, insert a few fingers, warm it further, and start to stretch it until it's about 6ft"
"Oh really sir? And what are we supposed to believe people do with these 6 ft vaginas"? he enquired

"Give them a speed gun and put them just over the brow of a hill on an empty road. That's where you usually find a 6ft cnut".
16-10-2014, 02:51 PM
baldrick

I asked this chick once if she still had her virginity
she said no
so I then asked her for the box it came in
16-10-2014, 04:16 PM
chassamui

Quote:

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Quote: Originally Posted by chassamui Start with the assumption that there is no box.

Quote:

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Since the business idea under discussion is about box tightening wouldn't that be like trying to divide by zero or something?

Same same "There is no spoon"
16-10-2014, 05:01 PM
Hans Mann

I guess there's a good business opportunity for post-treatment tests, to see if the treatment really worked.
17-10-2014, 11:26 PM
FloridaBorn

Seems the original OP has not been properly thought out as it is actually thinking "inside the box"..

Noticed that they require 3 days notice of appointment, seems they may be doing pretty well? Where can I inquire about a franchise? I am a bit concerned at the thought of most of the clientele however, it's not very likely you're going to get the nice tight cuties coming in very often, but more likely all the older retired skanks and MINLTF that have gone into recent retirement or reached the age of rebuild due to over use of some nature.
17-10-2014, 11:52 PM
david44

Urban myth claims th eBoxes of Meccano construction toy were sold in type Box Standard and Box deLuxe which have yileded 2 great British phrases

Bog Standard meaning normal and of course that real Soeul food delicacy

the Dog's Bollox

The Origin of the Saying The Dog's Bollocks

I'm minded its an asli term for an amok sydneysider with a wubba fetish
18-10-2014, 07:20 PM
baldrick

just whack a leg of ham up her twat and pull the bone out
19-10-2014, 10:24 AM
FloridaBorn

I also like how they notify you of the "fine print" portion of the offer and yet the print is the same size as the rest of the ad :rofl: . Calling "fine print" is quite entertaining as well. :)