Thread: Brown trousers moment

Just back home from yet another Thailand trip. Flew with Qatar Airlines, left BKK at about 8pm for Doha.
Horrible packed flight full of Arabs who couldn't (or wouldn't) listen to stewardesses instructions.

Anyway, we landed safely on time, but the plane didn't taxi as far as the terminal buildings, stopped maybe 100 metres away and shut down.
Captain then announces 'a security incident' and asks everyone to stay seated. Much muttering and confusion ensued.

Now I check out the cabin crew who were frantically making phone calls, cos if they're looking worried it's likely something to worry about. They looked worried.

Turns out after about 15 minutes, the police come on board and were holding some bloke in business class, as everyone filed off.

Funny what goes through yer mind in that long 15 minutes. Nigh on shit myself!

Which is why a certain Monsewer Slap is administered with an extremely potent cocktail of alcohol and barbituates pre-flight.

The only brown trouser moments are those when you are unable to walk to the bog for a dump...

Might have been a bit naughty with a stewardess. They don't take any shit any more.

A stewardess I knew on a trip home to London (off duty) woke up with the jingly behind her copping a handful of fun bag.

He was arrested in a similar manner at Heathrow, carted straight off to Hatton Cross and bailed (British passport of course).

The company flew her home to testify against him a few months later.

With all those hot looking chicks on board, dressed up in sexy designer gear, he may have seen an ankle or two ( Female ) and grabbed the lucky bag.
He though that he was guilty of a gross sin, and shat himself when he had to sit in total silence.
Awaiting the thought police.

That would be worrisome. There was an news report yesterday that some person on a plane claimed he had ebola and caused a delay and was carted off. Wonder if it was same incident?

Not just one time. 5 or 6 times here Article Page | TheStreet

Difficult to wake up a Quatari. Must have been a most serious criminal.

I hate that airport.

Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.

Most of those Islamist radicals are housed and fed in Qatar Bettyboo. I was there when the Son Al Thanni over-through his father in a palace coup. Losts of military, entire peninsula shut down. Qatar is not what it appears to be. 15 years there and inside still the same. Just more flash money now.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I hate that airport.

Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.

Are you kidding?? Their favorite targets are their own. Much easier to blame the great Satan that way.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I hate that airport.

Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.

It's alright if a bit stupidly laid out for shopping.

At least you can have a smoke in the lounge.