Results 1 to 13 of 13
  1. #1
    Member
    Tickiteboo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Last Online
    09-07-2017 @ 11:31 PM
    Location
    wiltshire
    Posts
    973

    Brown trousers moment

    Just back home from yet another Thailand trip. Flew with Qatar Airlines, left BKK at about 8pm for Doha.
    Horrible packed flight full of Arabs who couldn't (or wouldn't) listen to stewardesses instructions.

    Anyway, we landed safely on time, but the plane didn't taxi as far as the terminal buildings, stopped maybe 100 metres away and shut down.
    Captain then announces 'a security incident' and asks everyone to stay seated. Much muttering and confusion ensued.

    Now I check out the cabin crew who were frantically making phone calls, cos if they're looking worried it's likely something to worry about. They looked worried.

    Turns out after about 15 minutes, the police come on board and were holding some bloke in business class, as everyone filed off.

    Funny what goes through yer mind in that long 15 minutes. Nigh on shit myself!

  2. #2
    splendid and tremendous
    somtamslap's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Last Online
    08-12-2019 @ 06:30 PM
    Location
    Down on the farm
    Posts
    13,628
    Which is why a certain Monsewer Slap is administered with an extremely potent cocktail of alcohol and barbituates pre-flight.

    The only brown trouser moments are those when you are unable to walk to the bog for a dump...

  3. #3
    Member
    harrybarracuda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:31 AM
    Posts
    62,554
    Might have been a bit naughty with a stewardess. They don't take any shit any more.

    A stewardess I knew on a trip home to London (off duty) woke up with the jingly behind her copping a handful of fun bag.

    He was arrested in a similar manner at Heathrow, carted straight off to Hatton Cross and bailed (British passport of course).

    The company flew her home to testify against him a few months later.

  4. #4
    Thailand Expat
    wasabi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Last Online
    28-10-2019 @ 03:54 AM
    Location
    England
    Posts
    10,958
    With all those hot looking chicks on board, dressed up in sexy designer gear, he may have seen an ankle or two ( Female ) and grabbed the lucky bag.
    He though that he was guilty of a gross sin, and shat himself when he had to sit in total silence.
    Awaiting the thought police.

  5. #5
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    That would be worrisome. There was an news report yesterday that some person on a plane claimed he had ebola and caused a delay and was carted off. Wonder if it was same incident?

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    Not just one time. 5 or 6 times here Article Page | TheStreet

  7. #7
    Member
    Tickiteboo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Last Online
    09-07-2017 @ 11:31 PM
    Location
    wiltshire
    Posts
    973
    ^ Don't think so. I read about that incident couple of days before. Surely they would have been suited up? He looked like an ordinary businessman - suit and tie and all. Didn't seem bothered by it all, just smiling and talking to 3 cops. Still freaked me out
    Last edited by Tickiteboo; 15-10-2014 at 04:48 AM.

  8. #8
    Banned

    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Last Online
    14-08-2015 @ 05:39 PM
    Location
    Ex-Pat Refugee in Thailand
    Posts
    9,579
    Difficult to wake up a Quatari. Must have been a most serious criminal.

  9. #9
    Member
    Bettyboo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Last Online
    Today @ 11:34 AM
    Location
    Bangkok
    Posts
    31,120
    I hate that airport.

    Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.

  10. #10
    Banned

    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Last Online
    14-08-2015 @ 05:39 PM
    Location
    Ex-Pat Refugee in Thailand
    Posts
    9,579
    Most of those Islamist radicals are housed and fed in Qatar Bettyboo. I was there when the Son Al Thanni over-through his father in a palace coup. Losts of military, entire peninsula shut down. Qatar is not what it appears to be. 15 years there and inside still the same. Just more flash money now.

  11. #11
    I am in Jail
    Mr Earl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    19-03-2019 @ 07:37 AM
    Location
    In the Jungle of Love
    Posts
    14,778
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    I hate that airport.

    Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.
    Are you kidding?? Their favorite targets are their own. Much easier to blame the great Satan that way.

  12. #12
    Member
    harrybarracuda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:31 AM
    Posts
    62,554
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    I hate that airport.

    Our brothers from the Islamic faith probably aren't gonna blow you up in Qatar.
    It's alright if a bit stupidly laid out for shopping.

    At least you can have a smoke in the lounge.

  13. #13
    Thailand Expat klong toey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Last Online
    20-11-2019 @ 08:06 PM
    Posts
    6,074
    We had an almost touch and go once flying into LHR with Etihad .
    A340 600 100 ft above the ground 50 ft above the runway i was thinking flight over get ready for the on mass stand up when we taxi into the terminal.
    Wrong about 20 ft throttle and bottle it pilot aborted the landing.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •