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    84 per cent think WW1 was fought against Martians

    MOST Britons think World War One involved extraterrestrials in massive tripods, it has emerged.

    Experts believe centenary commemorations may be complicated by the widely-held belief that WW1 ended when the alien invaders died of a common cold.

    Father-of-two Stephen Malley said: “Modern ignorance is disgusting, most people don’t even know about the red weed or how they drank our blood.

    “I’m make sure my kids watch the Tom Cruise documentary film version of the war at least once a year, or the musical version by Jeff Wayne with disco music in it.”

    Historian Mary Fisher said: “In fairness it was a hundred years ago and it’s difficult to hold all that stuff in your head what with all the good animal clips on YouTube these days.

    “Even the most hardcore academics have forgotten the details and rely entirely on Wikipedia.

    “I watched an interview with Harry Patch, he was very old so it’s safe to assume that those who fought in the war were pretty old at the time, probably about sixty.

    “Not totally sure why it happened, probably something to do with Hitler.”
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    ^Listen mate - don't take all the mushrooms on your own
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    Gerbil, go fukk your self !

    Not only Britain but the whole of Europe knows what started 100 years ago today.

    Show some respect you low life twat.
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    H.G. Wells would be proud of his countrymen.

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    Still a great song.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    H.G. Wells would be proud of his countrymen.

    Err, it was the other Wells who had the Americans believing it...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Still a great song.
    If you're a spastic
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    Now here's a cracker

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    ^^^ A Thai radio station should do a version of that. Nationwide panic guaranteed.
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    the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one

    but still david44 came

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    Now here's a cracker

    I prefer this documentary. An early David Attenborough I believe:

    You, sir, are a God among men....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Still a great song.
    If you're a spastic

    I don't care what you say, I'm not going to take down my Silver Dream Racer Poster (mint cond.) down off the wall.

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    ^^
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    Pair of you need to grow the fuck up
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