Seriously thick as fcuk.....

**Simon43** · 28-07-2014, 06:41 PM

So I'm laying down a new lawn for my little new guesthouse hotel. Spent hours clearing the land at the front of the guesthouse, then applied a layer of good soil, then put down the lawn turf, then watered it and left the water sprinkler on one side when I finished.

My ex came and admired this new lawn..

I go and do something else, then wander back to admire my lawn again.

What the total fcuk??!! My ex has gone and parked a car right on the lawn!!!!, even though there is a gravel parking area next to it.

I cannot believe that she is really that thick - but actually she is.

After asking her to remove the car, she reverses off the grass, leaving muddy skid marks....

So, time to relay the turf again...

**thaimeme** · 28-07-2014, 06:52 PM

Thick.
It's been known to happen.

**xanax** · 28-07-2014, 07:01 PM

probably did it to piss you off, the bitch!

**kingwilly** · 28-07-2014, 07:06 PM

Did you leave a sign saying no parking on the grass?

Your fault then

**david44** · 28-07-2014, 07:16 PM

gracias

**Fluke** · 28-07-2014, 07:17 PM

If you hadnt have putten the grass there, then it wouldnt have happened

**Necron99** · 28-07-2014, 07:21 PM

This is Thailand.
Turf is cheap to these savages...

**slackula** · 28-07-2014, 07:28 PM

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

**Necron99** · 28-07-2014, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

Harsh.

but fair.

**Jesus Jones** · 28-07-2014, 07:35 PM

Maybe it has some psychological meaning?

**kingwilly** · 28-07-2014, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

The mind boggles.

**terry57** · 28-07-2014, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

Classic and spot on reply.

True but EH Simon.

**Sumocakewalk** · 28-07-2014, 08:25 PM

That's 'ex' as in ex-wife?

We're you referring to her as the 'ex' before this incident, or did she become the 'ex' as a result of it?

If before, it sounds like it could be an act of ill intent. I guess that depends on whether your relationship has been amiable in the ex mode.

Otherwise, it seriously sounds like a dumb thing to do.

**xanax** · 28-07-2014, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

Bloody classic, laugh of the day ha ha.

**terry57** · 28-07-2014, 08:31 PM

^ ^

Erm, Simon has had a few Ex wives.

Simon seems to be a very good guy but he seems to really fuk up when it comes to women.

Smart fucker all the same. Maybe better off Mincing.

Onya Simon.

**Sumocakewalk** · 28-07-2014, 08:47 PM

This reminds me of something that happened just last week with the wife. I had to explain and demonstrate 4 times over the course of a couple of days how to open a child proof medicine bottle. And this is a woman with a masters degree from a Thai university!

**Albert Shagnastier** · 28-07-2014, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Maybe it has some psychological meaning?

A turf war?

**Albert Shagnastier** · 28-07-2014, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk

masters degree from a Thai university

Not worth the paper it's written on

**panama hat** · 28-07-2014, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

You married her and then built hotels for her and you call her thick..

Uuuh, Quivering Toyota Corolla is getting a second wind . . .

**terry57** · 28-07-2014, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk

And this is a woman with a masters degree from a Thai university!

Mine last week told me that they can now cure cancer by drinking Soda water mixed with salt.

I asked her how she worked that one out, she told me she seen it on the Internet.

I mean fuk me EH.

Another one is teeth cleaning.

She has brilliant white teeth so I tell her she must maintain them by going to the dentist and getting a scrape and clean every 6 months.

Nope. fuk that, this will wear her teeth down.

Anyway, she lost that fuker and joined me down the Dentist.

**Sumocakewalk** · 28-07-2014, 09:59 PM

^
Yep, Thai 'logic' certainly is different...

**thaimeme** · 28-07-2014, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk

^
Yep, Thai 'logic' certainly is different...

Not for them.
Your reasoning logic is just as different.

**terry57** · 28-07-2014, 10:13 PM

^ ^

Look,

When I see the Thais doing dumb shit or expressing some insane opinion I just fukin laugh .

Some Farang seem to get very worked up about this shit but I find it highly amusing, maybe why I like the place so much.

Like today I'm down at the local market, its pissing rain and there's this guy standing out in the pissing rain calling out trying to sell shit that was worth ten baht a piece.

I mean fuk me, all he had to do was walk back 1 metre and he would of been out of the rain but no fuk that he stood in the pissing rain trying to sell shit that no fuker wanted

I love this shit EH.

**terry57** · 28-07-2014, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Your reasoning logic is just as different.

Yes Jeff,

The difference is we usually know that our way is the correct way and their way is the monkey way.

Harsh but true mate,

look I really like them but some of the shit they come up with is simply friggin fantastic entertainment.

I see awesome shit everyday just walking down the street.

I love it.

**nigelandjan** · 28-07-2014, 10:59 PM

You don't have to check her family tree mate ,, you got a genuine Thai there ok

After witnessing first hand this year my house getting painted " Thai style " I would have been shocked if she had parked on the gravel

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