Thread: Plan B

I think gay male sex is hugely over-rated.

I'd much rather have a sex-change and become a lesbian...

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by Looper

You can't really go wrong there. Thing is guys are are essentially horny. Women are essentially coy. So batting from the pavilion end means you get heaps more sex than knocking your pan out chasing women.

Indeed. Perfect logic. But I still have to object to more than one penis in the bed........

And goodness gracious they've discovered a solution to that problem for you.

https://www.bumrungrad.com/doctors/Sattha-Siritantikorn

Point to KW. Well played, Sir. Well played indeed.

To be fair, you were wide open on that serve.

Are you going to pitch or catch? If you're the pitcher than the catcher would be as much a biatch (and stronger too) as any real bitch so I'd still stay with the real stuff myself and forego the extra appendage idea. But if that doesn't strike a sensible cord with you then you should hook up with BF for some sampling first before the final decision..



Wait! On second thought once you've gone over to the darkside (and I don't mean Pattaya) you can never REALLY come back, what's done is done..

you were wide open on that serve.

In a gay topic thread no less...

No pun intended...

Originally Posted by FlyFree

When's the last time you had a decent, interesting discussion with a female. I really cannot recall one, ever. And I've been involved with all kinds of women.
.

I have but not with a Thai, 'discussion' seems not to understood by them. If you have an opposing view you are often seen as not supporting her or even 'attacking' her. Logic and reason are alien concepts to a Thai woman and most of the times attempts at a conversation erupt into a childish emotional outburst. Worse at certain times of the month naturally, but mostly it's best to ovoid any 'discussions' other than about food, the weather or how her family are. My wife is the only person I have ever met who will argue even when I agree with her!

I have but not with a Thai, 'discussion' seems not to understood by them

Too true - when I try to have a decent discussion with my maladjusted family members, all they say is 'gin kao riang?' or 'remo TV yu ny?'

Better to chat with myself - most intelligent conversation I've had in years

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Sex is sex. Just some mental adjustments to be done. That I can do.

Don't worry about it as you'll be dead soon. No problems then.

Originally Posted by xanax

Originally Posted by FlyFree

When's the last time you had a decent, interesting discussion with a female. I really cannot recall one, ever. And I've been involved with all kinds of women.
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I have but not with a Thai, 'discussion' seems not to understood by them. If you have an opposing view you are often seen as not supporting her or even 'attacking' her. Logic and reason are alien concepts to a Thai woman and most of the times attempts at a conversation erupt into a childish emotional outburst. Worse at certain times of the month naturally, but mostly it's best to ovoid any 'discussions' other than about food, the weather or how her family are. My wife is the only person I have ever met who will argue even when I agree with her!

Nutters. That's why we're attracted to them.

While I'm here. Jeff, ol' buddy. You'll have to excuse my habit of refusing to pat idiots on the head and say 'Good boy'. Which btw is why Merkins mostly don't like me.

Your suggestion that maybe I'm the problem etc. is brilliant. Very insightful. for a fuckin 10 yr old.

I know what's wrong with me and what's right with me by now. It's not the issue.

Pls ffs grow up willya?






There. How to win friends and influence ppl.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

While I'm here. Jeff, ol' buddy. You'll have to excuse my habit of refusing to pat idiots on the head and say 'Good boy'. Which btw is why Merkins mostly don't like me.

Your suggestion that maybe I'm the problem etc. is brilliant. Very insightful. for a fuckin 10 yr old.

I know what's wrong with me and what's right with me by now. It's not the issue.

Pls ffs grow up willya?






There. How to win friends and influence ppl.

It's obvious you still haven't a clue, but pretend that you do....old buddy.
[like most here]

Mai phen rai.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Bit drastic, flyfree, but my suggestion is you pm butters, he will help you.

That Belgian scares the crap outta me. There's really weird stuff going on in his head.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Think you're a pitcher or a catcher?
Most gay males I have observed are more neurotic and bitchy than any chick could be.
I suggest you pop over to TV and spend a few weeks in the fag forum with IJustWannaFeltch and JingjingThing before you decide.

On the first one, the jury's still out. In fact, they haven't heard the case yet. I'll post pictures once I've made up my mind. I know the fuckin poofters here will love it.

It's the queens that are all screechy and neurotic. Not interested, for sure.

Originally Posted by Looper

You can't really go wrong there. Thing is guys are are essentially horny. Women are essentially coy. So batting from the pavilion end means you get heaps more sex than knocking your pan out chasing women.

A man that can see reason. Wanna date?

O. No. You wear high heels. I retract.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Indeed. Perfect logic. But I still have to object to more than one penis in the bed........

Phobias are terrible things. You gotta get rid of them. Ask Looper over.

^ On the upside, gay sex will entail on average twice as many blowjobs as straight.
On the downside.........

If you are only looking for sex, swing both ways. Get your rocks off whenever and wherever you can. If it's friendship and companionship (or even love) you're after, find it wherever you can. No need to rule anyone out or in. Do as your nick suggests and fly free, FlyFree.




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Could go nuts here with unfortunate phrasing quotes with all the suggestive innuendo being tossed around the thread.

Fcuking shirtlifting ain't right!!

Do what you like but ffs keep it behind closed doors

If I ever start to think that a man could be a viable sexual partner! I think I would have to be in a certain state of utter gender confusion.

Probably head in the fucking Gas oven ready to ask my maker why ?????????????

If the sent of fanny is no more and you seek cock Flyfree fucking God Help you my friend you have turned RIP!

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

sent of fanny

Red card?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

sent of fanny

Red card?...

Fcuk off ref its a C not one I drop often,take a warning for that and then kick every tefler nick picking boogie rolling boring Bastard square in the bollocks!!

far too excited.

Maybe he's a fat fuck, too...

How's the cocksucking going, FlyFeeler?...

Originally Posted by thaimeme

far too excited.

Underlined and Italicised. Good one, Jeff. Never mind that the 'r' key is right next to the't' key, you found a typo.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

How's the cocksucking going, FlyFeeler?...

Just thinking about his life situation.

Wonder if we should throw a coming out bash for the young coot.
Never mind what he's looking for as long as it's spiritual and fulfilling.

Still in SA is he?

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Fcuking shirtlifting ain't right!!

Do what you like but ffs keep it behind closed doors

If I ever start to think that a man could be a viable sexual partner! I think I would have to be in a certain state of utter gender confusion.

Probably head in the fucking Gas oven ready to ask my maker why ?????????????

If the sent of fanny is no more and you seek cock Flyfree fucking God Help you my friend you have turned RIP!

Dave you need a bit of liberation.

Your mind is wagging you around at will. You need to control it a bit.

You know how you hate fish sauce but your wife loves it? Well, you too can love it. Prefs are not hardwired into you, they're programmed. Software my friend.

Change the coding a bit and Bob's your uncle.


It breaks me ol heart every time I see someone being a slave to their indoctrination.

Free yourself ffs. You can learn to like whatever you decide. Soon you'll die and all your constraining chains would have achieved exactly zero. There are no medals at the end of it.


I'm tired of female's shit. I'll fuck em shortterm but won't live with them anymore. If I have to tinker with my coding to achieve a better life I can do that.