This poor bloke kept a spreadsheet of excuses as to why is missus wouldn't put out.
Do any of them ring any bells?
She sounds like a right barrel of laughs.
This poor bloke kept a spreadsheet of excuses as to why is missus wouldn't put out.
Do any of them ring any bells?
She sounds like a right barrel of laughs.
Sounds as if this is a personal problem, Har..
Not my business.
Best of luck to ya.
Learn to fuck them well and make them squirt harry - you won't have this problemOriginally Posted by harrybarracuda
Looks like the chap could do with finding a bit of spare
'I'm watching the show'
???
That did not used to stop a holiday GF of mine in Bangers years ago.
She used to park herself doggy style facing towards the TV with the remote in one hand and her mobile in the other while I was busy on the job cranking away from behind.
Yes ^ we have seen the webcam action
Each to they're own how they deal with this problem ,, sure can get worse when a woman goes through the change , lots of marriages fail around this time .
I have a mate whose wife says she loves him , but does not want any more of that dirty business , so she actually accepts the inevitable as she does not want to divorce and loose him ,,, so he kinda has her permission to go and sow his oats .
I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs
She's saying she wants a shower, not a grower ........... not a shower, ya limp dick bastard
The male human when erect is one of two sizes. Long or rather short. Most males grow to an extended length after a rush of blood enters the penis. This person is a GROWER.
Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Johnny is a shower. Susan was disappointed when Johnny didn't extend his man muscle more. Freddie is a grower. Linda is in great pain in her lower abdomen after Freddie extended an extra foot in her vagina. Are you a shower or grower?
Given the success ratio of this poor sod, he would probably have more chance of action trying his luck on the singles scene.
If she is more interested in the TV than him, then he needs to do one of the following;
a) boot her well and truly into touch
b) do a morning flit to Asia/S.America
c) find himself a bit on the side
Mr Rodney Hull. A British Comedy Great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puvQ0P3QFIw
Well did a prince give you the kiss of life ?
No disrespect but I never knew you existed
Have you been in hibernation or did emu have a prolonged sore throat ?
Extremely funny this T.D one never knows if one is fcking coming or going
From your multiple choice selection Rod I would pick C ,but this is obvious which is why I have already stated that.
" 3,000 baht please" usually cock blocks me.
How come the painters were never in?
My mate married a nun, nun in the morning and nun at night.
cock block
I thought this was about guys married to ladyboys 555!
averages one a week , what's the problem ?
"I feel sweaty and gross....(didn't shower till next morning)"
"I just came back from gym ... (didn't shower till next morning)"
"I'm sweaty and gross and I'm tired"
"I need a shower I feel gross"
doesn't sound like he's missing much
Sweaty is the best time to jump on board, saves you from having to spit on the cunty thing to get it ready.
Never screw your wife in the morning, in case something better comes along during the day.
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