Originally Posted by
pseudolus
I've lived in Asia long enough to never trust a fart, and agree. If you shit yourself, you know about it. The thought occurs now that he might have shat himself on another day, forgotten about the mess in the shorts, and slung them on last night having forgotten the rear guard had seen some gravy action.
Pseudolus,
How much time per day average do you spend looking at other men's asses?
Do you look at your own prior to exit from the loo?
How often do you shit yourself? When laughing, farting or hammering away on that take out from Nana?
At what age does one loose bowel control?
If You shit yourself, do you remove your underwear and deposit them in the nearest trash can? Or do you discretely launder them in the toilet bowl and stuff them into a soggy batch of wipes?
Lastly I have always farted while walking through department stores. Do you think anyone notices?