How do you reckon you'll die?

**Kurgen** · 28-06-2014, 09:57 PM

A bit morbid but.....

I ride a nutty KTM quad every now and again and the adrenaline is great cos you never know what's around the next corner.

I drive a truck and ride a bike in Thailand, enough said.

I'm not 20 anymore.

I drink beer like a real man.

I used to smoke like a trooper.

I talk to strangers.

We're all fukked, we just don't know when.

**charleyboy** · 28-06-2014, 09:58 PM

Hopefully, with an empty ballbag!

**Flaming Carrot** · 28-06-2014, 10:02 PM

Surrounded by a bevy of beauties feeding me peeled grapes and nurturines. But it will be most likely be by my driving.

**thaimeme** · 28-06-2014, 10:06 PM

Some of us don't pass on....

Just recycle is all.

**Flaming Carrot** · 28-06-2014, 10:09 PM

A Buddhist no less. Eat your carrots juiced, with orange and you will live longer.

**Headworx** · 28-06-2014, 10:11 PM

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandad the bus driver did. I don't want to die screaming in terror, like his passengers did.

**withnallstoke** · 28-06-2014, 10:11 PM

Dead by juicer.

**Necron99** · 28-06-2014, 10:13 PM

On my terms.

**Flaming Carrot** · 28-06-2014, 10:18 PM

There is no dignity in death. We can only wish for that. I prefer the quick way out. I don't want to die in a hospital. You can live with dignity but you can't die with it. Never, its always ugly.

**Gravesend Dave** · 28-06-2014, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Some of us don't pass on....

Just recycle is all.

Don't they just!

Nice one Rural

**Flaming Carrot** · 28-06-2014, 10:24 PM

Ah then, never say *die*.

**Flaming Carrot** · 28-06-2014, 10:25 PM

I have never watched anyone die. Maybe that's my problem here.

**can123** · 28-06-2014, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by Flaming Carrot

I have never watched anyone die. Maybe that's my problem here.

I have and I didn't like it much. So, I've decided I'm not going to die myself. I'm far too busy to die and have lots of things to do.

**withnallstoke** · 28-06-2014, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Flaming Carrot

I have never watched anyone die. Maybe that's my problem here.

Dear Jasper.

Line 'em up and take a back seat watching.

They will die, eventually.

**Albert Shagnastier** · 28-06-2014, 10:47 PM

Massive fvcking heart attack

**Albert Shagnastier** · 28-06-2014, 10:48 PM

or heroin listening to massive attack

**Your name here** · 28-06-2014, 11:13 PM

I've had two different fortune tellers tell that that I'd die at 69.
Neither of them could tell me how old I'd be when it happened though.

**Gravesend Dave** · 28-06-2014, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

On my terms.

That's actually a fact for many who have suffered a terminal illness.

Not sure which countries its legal in.

**Seekingasylum** · 28-06-2014, 11:49 PM

Given that Einstein observed the difference between stupidity and genius was that the latter had its limits, I should imagine most on this forum will shuffle off their mortal coil through the former.

Har,har.

**can123** · 29-06-2014, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by thegent

Given that Einstein observed the difference between stupidity and genius was that the latter had its limits, I should imagine most on this forum will shuffle off their mortal coil through the former.

Har,har.

You'll die from sausage poisoning.

**Seekingasylum** · 29-06-2014, 12:28 AM

QED.....

**FloridaBorn** · 29-06-2014, 03:48 AM

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Hopefully, with an empty ballbag!

Missus is going to remove it??

**Thormaturge** · 29-06-2014, 06:20 AM

Most probably in my sleep.

While a Thai female is talking to me.

**BaitongBoy** · 29-06-2014, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by thegent

I should imagine most on this forum will shuffle off their mortal coil through the former.

Yourself included...Heh...

**patsycat** · 29-06-2014, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Originally Posted by Necron99

On my terms.

That's actually a fact for many who have suffered a terminal illness.

Not sure which countries its legal in.

Assisted suicide should be legal in every country in the world. But there are restrictions, you cannot come here and announce that you want to die.

Doctors notes, acceptance from the family etc. so they will not be implicated and charged for murder.

Must admit, as much as i love life now, i would go for the above. I am actually a member of one of those places. The money i put in, not a lot, goes to keep the place open and for the drugs to assist people to just get rid of the pain they are going through.

And if the time comes for me, at least they recognise and help me. I will not get a fancy room or any perks. They do it with dignaty and you just go to sleep. With your loved ones around you.

But, as most i would like to keel over.

For foreigners its called Dignitas, and for citizens it's called Exit- Same sort of thing.

Fuck, I'm off to listen to some happy music now,,,,

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