Thread: Can you 'take someone down'?

Attack mode? Hooter, it's a forum, fah chrissakes. If you think someone is talking utter crap you say so. How's that an attack? A challenge perhaps, but attack, no.

Originally Posted by thegent

A two knuckle thrusting jab will do the job most times. In the ear is best if one wishes to simply end a threat without risking long term harm to the opponent - damn painful, and brings lots of tears to the eyes enabling one to withdraw safely.

Not someone who gets into fights, but this is advice that worked for me on the odd occasions I had to use a little more than vocal persuasion.

I always found a lot of blood with little damage settled things quickly. In my youth I went for the eyebrows with spectacular results but after breaking three bones in my left hand I decided it was not the best strategy. A good whack to the ear, splitting the ear lobe also has the desired effect of lots of blood but without breaking any bones....

In general though, I tend to prefer putting my running skills to good effect.......

Take out the eyes temporarily and the jobs done.

Rigger was probably confused with the Russian guy intention when he entered his favorite gay bar for bikers

what the guy was saying was that he want to be his kunt, in gay biker speak it means "I want to be your queen"

Rigger felt insulted because he doesn't want kunt, only cocks, being a queen himself, so he told the fuckers to take his deviant homosexual ways elsewhere, as he is no king, only take cocks, and 2 queens can't have normal gay sex, that would be improper really.

a big misunderstanding really,

Originally Posted by thegent

What on earth do you mean? How could my post make this place worse? He's talking utter garbage.

Hey,

Maybe Rigger battered the Russian senseless with a Kilo of frozen sausages and round housed the fuker with 500 grams of Frozen Bacon.

Fuked if I know mate,

Just a thought though.

So we got one dude telling us to only bitch slap and another telling us to 'go for the eyebrows.'

Originally Posted by thegent

Attack mode? Hooter, it's a forum, fah chrissakes. If you think someone is talking utter crap you say so. How's that an attack? A challenge perhaps, but attack, no.

Why do you doubt Riggers words then?

Why would you do that?

Dunno, give up.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Rigger was probably confused with the Russian guy intention when he entered his favorite gay bar for bikers

what the guy was saying was that he want to be his kunt, in gay biker speak it means "I want to be your queen"

Rigger felt insulted because he doesn't want kunt, only cocks, being a queen himself, so he told the fuckers to take his deviant homosexual ways elsewhere, as he is no king, only take cocks, and 2 queens can't have normal gay sex, that would be improper really.

a big misunderstanding really,

LOL butters you little faggot your a twisted fuk

Originally Posted by flashbang

Hanging around Nana having early morning drunken street-fights!

Besides the Old Mongers there are a heap of Oil rig lads getting around there plus all sorts of Shady characters some who could not punch their way out of a paper bag but a few that would be quite comfortable to rip someones head off and piss down their neck.

Nope fuk that,

Some real mad fuks out there Eh and one must know how to fight before having a crack.

Originally Posted by thegent

Originally Posted by Rigger

Forgot about this one a few weeks ago I walk into a bar and sit down and some Russian walks up and calls me a [at][at][at][at], I guess I sat on his seat ?. I reply something about shoving his head through the glass fridge.
Bar owner goes did he just call you a [at][at][at][at] and shoves him and the guy goes back trips and knocks his head and is out cold. Another mate try's to drag him out the bar and rips his shirt and belt off, and probably half his skin as he pulls him along the concrete and dumps him down the road, 20 mins later the ambulance turns up and took him away.
I don't always agree with violence unless it's used on people asking or are deserving of it.

What is it about this forum and it's deadbeat fantasists whose blatherings are only exceeded by their inability to express them.

Presumably, you're an alcoholic or just stupid?

No not a alcoholic nor stupid and if I was to make it up I would at least make some shit up that made me look good LOL.
There was a member of TD there at the time but wouldn't expect him to speak up because of your bullshit just another wanker behind a key board

Originally Posted by flashbang

So we got one dude telling us to only bitch slap and another telling us to 'go for the eyebrows.'

Quick chop to the throat with the side of ones hand or a front power kick to the knee, either or both are quite simple to perform and will take most down.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by flashbang

Hanging around Nana having early morning drunken street-fights!

Besides the Old Mongers there are a heap of Oil rig lads getting around there plus all sorts of Shady characters some who could not punch their way out of a paper bag but a few that would be quite comfortable to rip someones head off and piss down their neck.

Nope fuk that,

Some real mad fuks out there Eh and one must know how to fight before having a crack.

Walk softly and carry a big stick grass hopper LOL

^

Its true but innit,

Some real mad bastards inhabit the night in Bangkok.

If one is to indulge in a spot of violence one needs to be clued in the art of actually knowing what fighting is all about.

Either that or have a heap of mates on hand to back one up.

*And always bring a gun to a knife fight*.

^ And a bazooka to a gun fight.

Originally Posted by hooter

^ And a bazooka to a gun fight.

And a tank to a bazooka fight.

Now you can hide a knife and a gun, but a bazooka and a tank?

Originally Posted by Flaming Carrot

Now you can hide a knife and a gun, but a bazooka and a tank?

you hide in the tank.

Originally Posted by Fozzy

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by Fozzy

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by Fozzy

If there's anything this thread can teach people it's don't punch with your fist.

You should only ever use open hand strikes (and as wrong as it may sound) slaps, instead of a clenched fist. More damage can be done with a hand anyway due to it's larger surface area and it reduces the risk to the very delicate bones in the hand. It's actually easier to knock somebody out cold with a slap than it is a punch.

I disagree. I'm sure some basic physics would show that the same force over a smaller surface area would have more impact (more applied pressure).



Apparently this is the formula for basic physics (for school kids).

P = F/A
Pressure = force divided by surface area.



Pressure is Force per Unit Area by Ron Kurtus - Succeed in Understanding Physics: School for Champions
https://thescienceclassroom.wikispaces.com/Newton's+Second+Law+of+Motion

Let me hit you with a cane and then hit you with a lump of 2x4 and see which does the most damage. The main point I was making anyhow was protecting your hands. Just read how many people have damaged their own hands while trying to hurt somebody else. It's ridiculously common.

Let me poke you in your left eye with a small chisel and in your right eye with a piece of 2x4 and see which does the most damage.

If you are damaging your hands when punching, you are either a wuss (you have weak hands), or your punching technique is shit or you are hitting the wrong things or in the wrong places. Best thing is to not try to hurt other people.

Don't be silly. You are talking about two different kinds of force. We were talking about being knocked out not being stabbed! In your own example the chisel would do more damage but the 2x4 would still be more likely to knock you out because of the blunt force, and that's what was being discussed.

As for the the other nonsense, professional fighters break their hands regularly so are they wusses? And as for having bad technique that's exactly what we were talking about, the best way for untrained people to defend themselves without breaking their hands.

Try saying something accurate or at least relevant to the discussion.

You are being silly. You made 3 blanket statements.You said:


1. You should only ever use open hand strikes (and as wrong as it may sound) slaps, instead of a clenched fist.

2. More damage can be done with a hand anyway due to it's larger surface area and it reduces the risk to the very delicate bones in the hand.

3. It's actually easier to knock somebody out cold with a slap than it is a punch.

I say BS to all 3 of them but you believe what you like.

It was also you who introduced two different materials - a bendy cane and a solid piece of wood - hardly likely to be the same mass (look it up).

You can stick to your slaps. How many people have you knocked out doing that?

Originally Posted by hooter

Originally Posted by thegent

Attack mode? Hooter, it's a forum, fah chrissakes. If you think someone is talking utter crap you say so. How's that an attack? A challenge perhaps, but attack, no.

Why do you doubt Riggers words then?

Why would you do that?

Dunno, give up.

Are you that naive? Are you that gullible?

Look, let's look at the alleged facts and consider if they credible.

The Russian drinks alone in a western farang bar.

Oh yeah? When did you last see that?

He goes to the toilet and our hero sits in his seat not knowing it's occupied?

Sure, we do it all time not clocking the fucking drink on the bar and despite the alleged bar owner is behind the fucking bar.

Russian returns from the bog and calls our hero a cvunt for sitting in his seat.

Yeah, sure, like all Russians are so au fait with our vernacular and it's usage he'll just pop out with that?

Said bar owner asks our hero if he has heard right and then pushes the Russian who immediately falls backwards and renders himself unconscious.

Yeah sure, like any fucking Russian anyone has ever known will fpld up his tent so fucking easily.

But, never mind. What happens? Although the bar owner has knocked someone out stone cold he is quite content to have the inert body dragged out of HIS BAR onto the fucking street and halfway up the Soi in full view of every fucker without a thought in the world that said Russian may be hemorrhaging and on death's door.

And then, miraculously, a fucking ambulance comes to collect said body. Umm, who called the ducking ambulance? Ahh, the friendly Thai whore slapper at the next beer bar of course. We all know how public spirited they are.

But who dragged this Russian out of the bar onto the street, possibly with a fractured skull and internal bleeding? Our fucking hero, Rigger? Nope. The bar owner? Nope. It's some mate who just wanders in for his usual and then, spontaneously, without any fucking encouragement Says " Oi, is that an unconscious Russian I see before me? Right then, I'll drag him up the Soi like if you want. Mine' s a fucking Chang and I'll be back in a jiffy".

Get fucking real, Hooter. Surely you can't be that fucking stupid?

Originally Posted by Neverna

I say BS to all 3 of them but you believe what you like.

The difference being I've offered simple explanations that back up my beliefs, where as you're just repeatedly calling bull shit with no back up explanation what so ever.

So you are also calling BS on my theory that a huge amount of people break their hands throwing punches, including pro fighters?

Faux tough guys sure talk up a storm, don't they?

You gents are amusing.

Originally Posted by Fozzy

Originally Posted by Neverna

I say BS to all 3 of them but you believe what you like.

The difference being I've offered simple explanations that back up my beliefs, where as you're just repeatedly calling bull shit with no back up explanation what so ever.

So you are also calling BS on my theory that a huge amount of people break their hands throwing punches, including pro fighters?

I gave you a simple explanation (backed up by science) in post 105 on page 5:

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post2808459 (Can you 'take someone down'?)


Give me a number for "huge". What percentage of people who "throw punches" break their hands. (And by the way, throwing punches in itself won't do any harm to your hands whatsoever. Think about it and be more careful about what you write. You are starting to sound like jamiejambos).

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by thegent

Originally Posted by hooter

Originally Posted by thegent

Attack mode? Hooter, it's a forum, fah chrissakes. If you think someone is talking utter crap you say so. How's that an attack? A challenge perhaps, but attack, no.

Why do you doubt Riggers words then?

Why would you do that?

Dunno, give up.

Are you that naive? Are you that gullible?

Look, let's look at the alleged facts and consider if they credible.

The Russian drinks alone in a western farang bar.

Oh yeah? When did you last see that?

He goes to the toilet and our hero sits in his seat not knowing it's occupied?

Sure, we do it all time not clocking the fucking drink on the bar and despite the alleged bar owner is behind the fucking bar.

Russian returns from the bog and calls our hero a cvunt for sitting in his seat.

Yeah, sure, like all Russians are so au fait with our vernacular and it's usage he'll just pop out with that?

Said bar owner asks our hero if he has heard right and then pushes the Russian who immediately falls backwards and renders himself unconscious.

Yeah sure, like any fucking Russian anyone has ever known will fpld up his tent so fucking easily.

But, never mind. What happens? Although the bar owner has knocked someone out stone cold he is quite content to have the inert body dragged out of HIS BAR onto the fucking street and halfway up the Soi in full view of every fucker without a thought in the world that said Russian may be hemorrhaging and on death's door.

And then, miraculously, a fucking ambulance comes to collect said body. Umm, who called the ducking ambulance? Ahh, the friendly Thai whore slapper at the next beer bar of course. We all know how public spirited they are.

But who dragged this Russian out of the bar onto the street, possibly with a fractured skull and internal bleeding? Our fucking hero, Rigger? Nope. The bar owner? Nope. It's some mate who just wanders in for his usual and then, spontaneously, without any fucking encouragement Says " Oi, is that an unconscious Russian I see before me? Right then, I'll drag him up the Soi like if you want. Mine' s a fucking Chang and I'll be back in a jiffy".

Get fucking real, Hooter. Surely you can't be that fucking stupid?

Hahaha you poor deluded fool, didn't know he was sitting there must have been having a piss yes steps out behind the bar and pushes the Russian who hit his head on a table or the concrete due to standing on a step up to the bar, not many up my way, yes I was there with a mate who asked the owner if he wanted him out the bar and no he drinks JDs not Chang, yes I suspect the bar next door called the ambulance as that's where they picked him up
Not sure which part I am the hero, if I was going to make shit up I would have at least added me knocking some Cnut out lol

Yeah, in your fucking dreams. You pathetic individual. Fuck all happens in your miserable little life and concocting silly stories for the internet ain't going to change things. Must have hit his head on a table or concrete......or sumfink.

Pitiful drivel from a patent liar.