Thread: May I take your order?

Stovies?

Originally Posted by Begbie

Stovies?

An excellent choice, Sir. Served with a side of beetroot and oatcakes.

4 Thai dishes I can never seem to find when I want.
Massaman Curry
Penang Curry with King prawns
That slow stewed pork dish with star anise and boiled egg.
Something they make down south which is like a cross between coleslaw and fried rice.

Western food
Decent burgers on fresh buns.
Meatpies
Chiko Rolls
Roast of the day.

Chilidog with onion rings. Krautdog, mustard only, with onion rings and a strawberry shake. Ball Park hotdog and a beer. Lots of onions with the dog please.

Good on ya, Dirk!
Hope all goes well....

A wise word - keep it simple and straight forward.
Don't overwhelm yourself with unnecessary expansion until the situation allows.
Understand your marketplace and create a niche.

Good luck to ya!!

Originally Posted by Necron99

Massaman Curry
Penang Curry with King prawns

Already on the menu, and delicious.

Originally Posted by Necron99

That slow stewed pork dish with star anise and boiled egg.
Something they make down south which is like a cross between coleslaw and fried rice.

Hmm, will have to check with the chef.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Decent burgers

Wouldn't you know, we offer 3 different burgers. Each is 125g and accompanied with salad and crinkly fries. Buns are freshly baked daily.

Deluxe burger - Premium quality lean beef, lightly spiced.

Spicy burger - Premium quality lean beef, more heavily spiced with mustard, pepper and some local chili powder.

Ultimate burger - Premium quality lean beef, quite spicy but with the addition of cumin and garlic.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Meatpies

Baked daily, steak and gravy, mince, chicken and mushroom, chicken curry, macaroni cheese.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Chiko Rolls

How about freshly baked sausage rolls?

Originally Posted by Necron99

Roast of the day

See you on Sunday.

Bacon and crunchy peanut butter with sliced tomato.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

what would you like to eat?

A proper Chicken Balti with a family sized Nan bread.

Then probbly pebble dash your loo. I'm good like that

Originally Posted by ltnt

Chilidog with onion rings. Krautdog, mustard only, with onion rings and a strawberry shake. Ball Park hotdog and a beer. Lots of onions with the dog please.

Ah, the trusty hot dog. You may choose your sausage, we have Cumberland, Irish Sausage, Boerwors or Italian Farmer's Sausage. Onion rings are an excellent choice and recommended.

Would a strawberry ice-cream shake suffice?

Chicken Wings. I have no idea why this is not prevalent in Thailand. Supping beer and sucking the bones clean of meat of some well cooked BBQ or similar chicken wings.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Good on ya, Dirk!
Hope all goes well....

A wise word - keep it simple and straight forward.
Don't overwhelm yourself with unnecessary expansion until the situation allows.
Understand your marketplace and create a niche.

Good luck to ya!!

Why thank you.

This business has been running for 11 years and my Mrs to be worked there all the way through her university. It's a shoe in.

Just some welcome additions, and if no fucker orders it I'll eat the lot myself!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Chicken Wings. I have no idea why this is not prevalent in Thailand

great idea, there used to be a place near Suk 22, where that new Denny's bar is now, that did wicked Chicken wings in a red wine sauce, Finger lickin good.
They've moved now to a odd numbered soi. I will find out the name for you.

Originally Posted by robjak

Bacon and crunchy peanut butter with sliced tomato.

Just tick the relevant boxes mate, it's all there.

May I also recommend a our banana and peanut butter milkshake?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Chicken Wings. I have no idea why this is not prevalent in Thailand. Supping beer and sucking the bones clean of meat of some well cooked BBQ or similar chicken wings.

Right there on the Starters/Bar Snacks section, Chief.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

May I also recommend a our banana and peanut butter milkshake?

No thanks.

Anyway - where is this gaff then? So far, mouth watering, and willing to drive up to 500 KM.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

A proper Chicken Balti with a family sized Nan bread.

Curry Thursday, perhaps. Fuck it, comes with a free beer.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Then probbly pebble dash your loo. I'm good like that

Second door on the left, can't miss it. If you do, clean it up ya clatty bastard!

Better not be near Mai Arse.
Mc99's will brook no competition....

Gotta feeling the place is near Mai Donger, Dannok

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

May I also recommend a our banana and peanut butter milkshake?

No thanks.

Anyway - where is this gaff then? So far, mouth watering, and willing to drive up to 500 KM.

Songkhla, so you can tie it in with a border run.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Better not be near Mai Arse.
Mc99's will brook no competition....

Fear not. I have reserved pride of advertising place at the average expat's eye level above the pisser for your sticker.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Gotta feeling the place is near Mai Donger, Dannok

North of your Donger by an hour on wheels. In fact, door to door, there's only 3 turns.

I may come up sometime this year.

Do you havce any of that square shosage ?

Mexican with real sour cream and the whole shabang would put lead in my pencil.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I may come up sometime this year.

Do you havce any of that square shosage ?

Settle for traditional pork pies?

Jelly is made in the traditional way using pork bones and a pig's trotter boiled in spices. No gelatin or additives. Pastry from full fat butter, lard and eggs.

170g, 450g, 1.7kg or 2kg?

Laab Moo in a crusty multigrain bap. Roundhouse for anyone who says it's shit.