Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 26 to 50 of 62
  1. #26
    Lord of Swine
    Necron99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Nahkon Sawon
    Posts
    13,021
    Female Musicians who'd like to bonk you?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

  2. #27
    Elite Mumbler
    pickel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Isolation
    Posts
    7,692

  3. #28
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Minaj is a PR branded legend. A lady of little talent, Minaj has branded and tabloided her way to international stardom although an unconventional way, but a way that many singers such as Minaj would be proud of. I've got a lot of time for Minaj.

    If Minaj came up to me one day, in my office, I would invite her in, might well ask her to take a seat and offer her a cup of tea in the best bone china, with a bourbon biscuit from the freshly opened pack.

    But. If she came in, handed me her business card upon which it said Nikki Minaj, Musician I would say "Oiiii! Minaj. Nooooooooo. I admire your tight clothing over your enhanced breasts, and your lips that look like they could suck a sherman tank through a straw, but you are not and never have been a musician so take that word off your business card you skank faced can't sing without computer enhanced vocals soon to be forgotten over rated bucket of baboon enema effluent bitch.
    Excellent!

  4. #29
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Quote Originally Posted by ericson2u View Post
    Well she's a singer... and maybe still an adult star.

    Thanks for this. Some funny shit!

  5. #30
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,022
    Susanna Hoffs of The Bangles. Younger version, of course.

  6. #31
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717


    Not like red hot sexually, but such a nice person is very boinkable.

  7. #32
    Member
    Bettyboo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 05:39 PM
    Location
    Bangkok
    Posts
    34,272
    Only one stands out for me:

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .



  8. #33
    Thailand Expat
    dirk diggler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 01:08 PM
    Location
    Down South
    Posts
    8,440
    Amy Belle was seriously fuckable in this video.


  9. #34
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Indeed!

  10. #35
    Thailand Expat
    dirk diggler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 01:08 PM
    Location
    Down South
    Posts
    8,440
    Only 16 there too

  11. #36
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Side note: I was expecting some punter to chime in with ... hey, those are singers not musicians! Never happened but I was ready for them

    Carlos Santana's wife Cindy Blackburn was awfully hot in her day. I think she was what's his name's drummer, Lenny Kravitz.

  12. #37
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717

  13. #38
    Member
    Breny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    22-09-2015 @ 10:44 PM
    Location
    The 4th dimension.
    Posts
    878
    The cheeky girls, both at the same time, unwashed and stinking of turnips.

  14. #39
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717


    Mind if I watch?

  15. #40
    Thailand Expat
    dirk diggler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 01:08 PM
    Location
    Down South
    Posts
    8,440
    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    Side note: I was expecting some punter to chime in with ... hey, those are singers not musicians! Never happened but I was ready for them
    .
    Just for the record, Amy's a musician...






  16. #41
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Yeah, according to the rule book of American musician's unions, any music performer who has ever picked up an instrument during a performance is a musician. That's includes, tambourines, cow bells, Jew's harps, shakers, spoons .. whatever.

  17. #42
    Member
    Breny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    22-09-2015 @ 10:44 PM
    Location
    The 4th dimension.
    Posts
    878
    spoons. The mentally dentally cheeky girls can play my woodwind anytime, and i will sort them out a visa for their troubles.

  18. #43
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    I'm surprised Joan Jet and Stevie Nicks never came up.

  19. #44
    Member
    celtic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Last Online
    13-12-2017 @ 08:56 AM
    Location
    Maui
    Posts
    331
    agree with Debbie Harry but you forgot Joan Jett

  20. #45
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Never listened to Blonde, too blonde and unfunky for my bones,

  21. #46
    I am not a cat
    nidhogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,317
    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    Never listened to Blonde, too blonde and unfunky for my bones,
    Who listened? Debbie was the original MILF.

  22. #47
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Last Online
    25-03-2021 @ 08:47 AM
    Posts
    36,437
    Tina Turner...Yum...

  23. #48
    I am in Jail
    Camel Toe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Last Online
    18-02-2017 @ 10:41 AM
    Location
    Guadalajara
    Posts
    3,717
    Back in the what's love got to do with it dayz.

  24. #49
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Last Online
    25-03-2021 @ 08:47 AM
    Posts
    36,437
    Best legs in the business...And Steamy Panties...

  25. #50
    Member
    Thaimato's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Last Online
    03-12-2023 @ 05:37 PM
    Location
    In the middle of nowhere, yummie
    Posts
    195
    Did you mean Steamy Windows?......errm, on second thoughts......








    Katy Perry?

Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •