Thread: Female musicians I'd like to boink

Joss Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=sYyWdw-0IyI

Tal Wilkenfeld

Imogen Heap (one tall drink of water)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=z79pgPn357g

Esperanza Spalding

in this order

Dana Fuchs

Ana Popovic

Samantha Fish

Joanne Shaw Taylor

Yummie!

Originally Posted by S Landreth

Dana Fuchs

I hope she does

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Imogen Heap

Outstanding. After 31 years we finally know what happened to Shergar.


Anyway, none of these can compare with Dame Shirley Bassey.



Just imagine the feeling of her belting out the final note of Goldfinger when you have your pork sword buried in her throat.

^Shirley Bassey must be 80 now.? Her tits will be like Christmas balloons at Easter.

Vanessa Mae can play with my fiddle any day.

Shania Twain!

Shakira, muddy in the nuddy please.

Originally Posted by kmart

^Shirley Bassey must be 80 now.? Her tits will be like Christmas balloons at Easter

And? Fill em with cream and make them into a swiss roll.

In her day - and to be honest - for quite a few years after her day.......

who is she?

^Debbie Harry, you philistine!! Goddess!

Oh yeah, Blondie. Sid Vicious' pump. Had a love child with George Harrison while she was married to Eric Clapton .. now I remember. I didn't recognize her without the tea bag

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Oh yeah, Blondie. Sid Vicious' pump. Had a love child with George Harrison while she was married to Eric Clapton .. now I remember. I didn't recognize her without the tea bag

What are you on?

Sid Vicious girl was Nancy Spungen.

Harrison/ Clapton was Patti Boyd.

Just havin fun. See the smiley?

what's wrong with Thais? Takkedan Choladar is my fav

How about skanks? You, her and a couple of your mates.

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Just havin fun. See the smiley?

No worries, CT. I've no idea who the girls at the top of the thread are either.

Obviously a generational thing. I used to have the hots for Gaye Advert back in the day.

Cassie seems worth a go....

Minaj is a PR branded legend. A lady of little talent, Minaj has branded and tabloided her way to international stardom although an unconventional way, but a way that many singers such as Minaj would be proud of. I've got a lot of time for Minaj.

If Minaj came up to me one day, in my office, I would invite her in, might well ask her to take a seat and offer her a cup of tea in the best bone china, with a bourbon biscuit from the freshly opened pack.

But. If she came in, handed me her business card upon which it said Nikki Minaj, Musician I would say "Oiiii! Minaj. Nooooooooo. I admire your tight clothing over your enhanced breasts, and your lips that look like they could suck a sherman tank through a straw, but you are not and never have been a musician so take that word off your business card you skank faced can't sing without computer enhanced vocals soon to be forgotten over rated bucket of baboon enema effluent bitch.

Sandy Shaw barefooted comes to mind from the first clip which inadvertently gives away my age.

But then what a delight to read further down of the gentleman with the vivid imagination regards Shirley Bassey. Yes, that throat, tonsils, teeth and tongue must have made some man very happy along the way.