Sawadee

**vespergal** · 31-05-2007, 02:57 AM

Hi peeps.I've emulated into TD to bestow my humility, somberness and sobriety on any poor souls who wander upon this thread of lesbian darkness.Mmm... who said sobriety?Anyhows nice being here and I'll be pleased to swap a bit of blood with ya.

**Wallalai** · 31-05-2007, 04:37 AM

Welcome on board vespergal.

**Begbie** · 31-05-2007, 08:32 AM

Yes er hello

**Dougal** · 31-05-2007, 09:05 AM

Hi Vespergal.

Is the 'body' in your avatar the one that goes with the 'head' in Marmite's?

**stroller** · 31-05-2007, 11:29 AM

Welcome!
Many here like lesbians from the dark...

**Frankenstein** · 31-05-2007, 11:52 AM

Sawasdoo to you too.

**ChiangMai noon** · 31-05-2007, 12:14 PM

Morning and welcome to the one and only forum that is just as good as gwladrugby.com

**William** · 31-05-2007, 12:17 PM

^morning

OP: welcome

**danbo** · 02-06-2007, 01:03 AM

Thank goodness you're here - I've been pressing for TD to have a Canadian Lesbian Vampire's Forum for over a year now "No call for it" they always say, well no more....Now all I need is for a Left Handed Guatemalan Unicyclist to join and I'm sorted.

**DrB0b** · 02-06-2007, 01:56 AM

Welcome, are you an emo?

**a. boozer** · 02-06-2007, 09:03 AM

What is an emo?

**a. boozer** · 02-06-2007, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by vespergal

Hi peeps.I've emulated into TD to bestow my humility, somberness and sobriety on any poor souls who wander upon this thread of lesbian darkness.Mmm... who said sobriety?Anyhows nice being here and I'll be pleased to swap a bit of blood with ya.

Welcome.

**Frankenstein** · 02-06-2007, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by a. boozer

What is an emo?

It's like an emu, but it wears make-up and sighs a lot more.

**vespergal** · 02-06-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dougal

Hi Vespergal.

Is the 'body' in your avatar the one that goes with the 'head' in Marmite's?

I'll tell u after I sample her blood.

**vespergal** · 02-06-2007, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Welcome!
Many here like lesbians from the dark...

As long as they keep their tongues in their mouths.

**vespergal** · 02-06-2007, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Welcome, are you an emo?

I'm a lesbian vampire. How you could get me confused with arse-grapes is beyond me.I've a case of grapes and they are rather uncomfortable, I've to be careful, cuz in the past I squashed one against the steel rail on the computer chair.I tell you, there was blood and crap everywhere!

**danbo** · 02-06-2007, 02:43 PM

"Errmm, well thanks for the coffee....What?, No, no, I've got to be going....I've got to errmm....shampoo the cat's slippers"

**sabang** · 02-06-2007, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by vespergal

Hi peeps.I've emulated into TD to bestow my humility, somberness and sobriety on any poor souls who wander upon this thread of lesbian darkness.Mmm... who said sobriety?Anyhows nice being here and I'll be pleased to swap a bit of blood with ya.

Hi VG, welcome through our humble portals.
Do lesbians ride Vespa's?

**vespergal** · 02-06-2007, 07:09 PM

Yes we do, I'm a member oh Hells Vespas.

**kingwilly** · 02-06-2007, 07:22 PM

o yah - hi den!

**attaboy** · 03-06-2007, 01:37 AM

Did you come over from Wolfie's wicchy forest forum?

**vespergal** · 03-06-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by attaboy

Did you come over from Wolfie's wicchy forest forum?

Nope, I've come from over here>>

I keep getting this fookin log-on error.

**sabang** · 03-06-2007, 01:31 PM

Is it en vogue for vampires to wear white now VG?
As a lesbian vampire, do you restrict yoursef to female blood?
Are the blood stains an issue?

**vespergal** · 03-06-2007, 08:48 PM

For many years I've walked this earth with this fascination for the human neck and have found out over the years that I am strong as well as fast.I can see in the darkness and am most comfortable in the dark, I can hear and smell very well (sometimes a little too well, I can smell farts in every soi and hear men masturbating while their posting).I worship my posts and I worship my life.I worship my saggy breasts, which I've to tuck into my trousers and do up with my belt.I acknowledge the facts that survival is the highest law.I acknowledge the Powers of Darkness to be hidden natural laws through which I work my magic.Therefore I will make the most of life here and now.I am a Lesbian Vampiress.I am not clumsy and leave blood stains on my wedding dress.Bow down before me.

**Dougal** · 03-06-2007, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by vespergal

I worship my saggy breasts, which I've to tuck into my trousers and do up with my belt.

Have you got that special grippy material in the lining of the trousers that stops your tits riding up while you are walking? I would have thought it would be easier to hoist your tits over your shoulders and fix the nipples together behind your neck with a bulldog clip.

Do you find that being a vampire (I looked up the word to see if vampire was gender sensitive but it appears not) is a bit tricky in Thailand what with everyone oozing garlic.

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