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03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

For many years I've walked this earth with this fascination for the human neck and have found out over the years that I am strong as well as fast.I can see in the darkness and am most comfortable in the dark, I can hear and smell very well (sometimes a little too well, I can smell farts in every soi and hear men masturbating while their posting).I worship my posts and I worship my life.I worship my saggy breasts, which I've to tuck into my trousers and do up with my belt.I acknowledge the facts that survival is the highest law.I acknowledge the Powers of Darkness to be hidden natural laws through which I work my magic.Therefore I will make the most of life here and now.I am a Lesbian Vampiress.I am not clumsy and leave blood stains on my wedding dress.Bow down before me.

Ahh, I see, you are an emo. Shouldn't you be on MySpace?

Vampires, or hemophiles as they prefer to call themselves, are pasty faced individuals who drink blood and often exude a distinct smell of Onions. Despite mostly dwelling in "various damp places under the stove" they may also be found to congregate in cattle sheds where they dance happily to olde worlde organe musick, especially Toccata & Fugue in D Minor. It is also well-known that all vampires are neo-liberal conspiracy theorists. All of them, we swear!

Lesbian (from same source): God Hates This Article(Lesbian)

God Thinks this article Epitomizes all the Sins of mankind. Yet, in His infinite Wisdom, God has Foreseen the necessity of Terrible articles like this one, and Will accordingly Tolerate it until Judgement Day.

...you shall all burn in Hell, however.

BTW it's Magick, not magic. Magic is card tricks and finding coins in children's ear.
03-06-2007, 09:13 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by Dougal

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Originally Posted by "vespergal"

I worship my saggy breasts, which I've to tuck into my trousers and do up with my belt.

Have you got that special grippy material in the lining of the trousers that stops your tits riding up while you are walking? I would have thought it would be easier to hoist your tits over your shoulders and fix the nipples together behind your neck with a bulldog clip.

Do you find that being a vampire (I looked up the word to see if vampire was gender sensitive but it appears not) is a bit tricky in Thailand what with everyone oozing garlic.

Those bulldog clips may be abrasive. My fun bags have sagged that fookin much that when I stand up they hang to me rasher. There's no chance thatthey'll ride up if I tuck them into me trousers, except when I'm doing some akward love positions with me trousers still on.I don't have a problem with garlic breath, you smell mine, it smells like hell!My worst problem is dodging dog shit in the fookin soi!
03-06-2007, 09:17 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

For many years I've walked this earth with this fascination for the human neck and have found out over the years that I am strong as well as fast.I can see in the darkness and am most comfortable in the dark, I can hear and smell very well (sometimes a little too well, I can smell farts in every soi and hear men masturbating while their posting).I worship my posts and I worship my life.I worship my saggy breasts, which I've to tuck into my trousers and do up with my belt.I acknowledge the facts that survival is the highest law.I acknowledge the Powers of Darkness to be hidden natural laws through which I work my magic.Therefore I will make the most of life here and now.I am a Lesbian Vampiress.I am not clumsy and leave blood stains on my wedding dress.Bow down before me.

Ahh, I see, you are an emo. Shouldn't you be on MySpace?

I told ya, I got no emoroids! If you wanna see some blood...check out this.My space is too hackable.vampire_in_the_night's Xanga Site
03-06-2007, 09:51 PM
stroller

A yank goth, I knew it! :D

Don't waste your time in London's East-End, darling, no Opium dens or Vampire hide-outs to be found there, believe me.
03-06-2007, 10:12 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by stroller

A yank goth, I knew it! :D

Don't waste your time in London's East-End, darling, no Opium dens or Vampire hide-outs to be found there, believe me.

I sucked Hellsing's blud, then nicked his Morrrocco Black and pissed him off.
03-06-2007, 10:25 PM
vespergal

This also happened in Britain..https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/06/29.jpgQ. What did the Lesbian Vampire say to the other Lesbain Vampire?A. See you same time next month.
03-06-2007, 10:34 PM
stroller

Blood is not the only fluid carrying the essence of life, you know?
03-06-2007, 10:41 PM
vespergal

Oooh... ugly, why would I want to swallow loads of pungent whipped cream?I prefer excretions of squirting blood.
03-06-2007, 10:45 PM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

Oooh... ugly, why would I want to swallow loads of pungent whipped cream?I prefer excretions of squirting blood.

Excretions? Are you sure? You might like to consult a dictionary - going by this and your other posts I have some doubts you've ever seen one. Perhaps you could consult a lexicographer of the night?
03-06-2007, 10:48 PM
stroller

Van Helsing, eh?
That was a long time ago, longer than I care to remember.
But pleasures are still to be found in London, if one knows where to look.
From a recent party:
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...10601/1120.jpg
As you know, there are plenty of fake brothers and sisters walking the earth at this time, it came as a bit of a shock to her when my mistress and I took one of them to a secluded area...

Here one of my nocturnal playmates, ever so thirsty, needs to be kept well secured:
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ormal_2339.jpg
03-06-2007, 10:50 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

Oooh... ugly, why would I want to swallow loads of pungent whipped cream?I prefer excretions of squirting blood.

Excretions? Are you sure? You might like to consult a dictionary - going by this and your other posts I have some doubts you've ever seen one. Perhaps you could consult a lexicographer of the night?

Yes excretions, I suk so hard that the blood excretes and then squirts from the pores.
03-06-2007, 10:53 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by stroller

Van Helsing, eh?
That was a long time ago, longer than I care to remember.
But pleasures are still to be found in London, if one knows where to look.
From a recent party:
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...10601/1120.jpg
As you know, there are plenty of fake brothers and sisters walking the earth at this time, it came as a bit of a shock to her when my mistress and I took one of them to a secluded area...

Here one of my nocturnal playmates, ever so thirsty, needs to be kept well secured:
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ormal_2339.jpg

Your playmate needs to brush her teeth.What happaned in the bushes? Did they smear u with excretement? Fakes huh?
03-06-2007, 10:57 PM
stroller

You understand, of course, that I am not a bloodsucker as such, I am omnivorous, I am quite happy with what's left after the feast, so to speak.
03-06-2007, 11:02 PM
vespergal

An Omnivorous Linguist right?
03-06-2007, 11:03 PM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

Oooh... ugly, why would I want to swallow loads of pungent whipped cream?I prefer excretions of squirting blood.

Excretions? Are you sure? You might like to consult a dictionary - going by this and your other posts I have some doubts you've ever seen one. Perhaps you could consult a lexicographer of the night?

Yes excretions, I suk so hard that the blood excretes and then squirts from the pores.

Do you know what excrete means?
03-06-2007, 11:05 PM
vespergal

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

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Originally Posted by vespergal

Oooh... ugly, why would I want to swallow loads of pungent whipped cream?I prefer excretions of squirting blood.

Excretions? Are you sure? You might like to consult a dictionary - going by this and your other posts I have some doubts you've ever seen one. Perhaps you could consult a lexicographer of the night?

Is there a doctor in the church?Can you help this excreting pussy?https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/06/30.jpg
03-06-2007, 11:08 PM
stroller

^
I suspect she adheres to the original meaning of the term, which we taught the peasants aeons ago when they questioned our practises.

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Originally Posted by vespergal

An Omnivorous Linguist right?

That as well.
One of many uses of my tongue.
03-06-2007, 11:09 PM
vespergal

OK, OK...secrete. Can I use emulate doc?
03-06-2007, 11:11 PM
DrB0b

This thread is soooo 1980's.
03-06-2007, 11:14 PM
stroller

My ancestral tombs rest in Germany.
Yet fate has carried me to explore the realms of the far East and has offered many rewards to me.
03-06-2007, 11:15 PM
vespergal

Yes, we've met and I'm off to bed now.I'll tell you abut morning and evening prayer tomorrow.I'm a vesper u know?
03-06-2007, 11:25 PM
stroller

Prayers?
Bad, bad, girl.
03-06-2007, 11:27 PM
sabang

Vesper now?
Martini style Alcoholic beverage recipe created by Ian Fleming.
Or the Femme Fatale' in the latest pseudo Bond movie?

The plot thickens, sorry coagulates.
04-06-2007, 01:05 AM
kingwilly

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

Welcome, are you an emo?

no but CMN's daughter is!
04-06-2007, 11:23 AM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by stroller

Prayers?
Bad, bad, girl.

Are you trying to chat her up, Stroller?:D
(Remember that on the Internet 99% of Goth Chicks are fat old men with beer stains on their sperm-shattered underpants and the decayed remains of 5 years worth of TV dinners decorating the rancid remnants of their string vests and the 1% of genuine Goth Chicks all weigh over 500lbs)

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