In addition to being hungover,Menieres disease and being mentally unbalanced enough to live in a rrealm with no votes rights or balance I found this.
Take the check! - Action On Hearing Loss: RNID
A useful quick free audio test,of course see a realaudiologist Dr if problems.
I was reassured to hear that the the strange am noises are not ginkos eating my nuts ,my wife riffling my meagre wad,but our cat called Texpat trying to wrestle its way out of our Harrods paperbag lovingly know as the Brittlebag
Best with stereo headphones as you can test each oriface carefully as I'm sure all you 3hole specialist do but it'll work on any speakers.Takes about 3 mins per ear plenty of instructions,no spam just asks for an email,I used Yingflux as I expect she's lonely and needs to hear some good news!
ROGER
OVER+OUT
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