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    and the award for the most annoying tourists goes to...

    The Chinese. I'm sure that when they are born god just thinks 'fuck it' and switches them on to full-retard for life. They just fcuking stop - in their retarded groups - in the middle of the street and block your path. The dumb fcuks don't even realize that I know Kung-Fu.

    I like the Japs and thier women are well 'doable' but they got this mad thing going on with taking photos while standing next to stupid shit. They abruptly stop to take a shit, pointless photo when you're happily walking behind them thinking...'I could fcuk your missus way better than you do, you little shrimp."

    Obviously you've then got the French. Nuff said.

    Some Germans are tossers and their language sounds fcuking awful.

    Aussies. Nice enough but still nuff said.

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    What about those racist tourists who think they are a cut above all the rest of the world, and sneer at everybody else from any other country?

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    You forgot whinging poms,loudmouth yanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    The Chinese. I'm sure that when they are born god just thinks 'fuck it' and switches them on to full-retard for life. They just fcuking stop - in their retarded groups - in the middle of the street and block your path. The dumb fcuks don't even realize that I know Kung-Fu.

    I like the Japs and thier women are well 'doable' but they got this mad thing going on with taking photos while standing next to stupid shit. They abruptly stop to take a shit, pointless photo when you're happily walking behind them thinking...'I could fcuk your missus way better than you do, you little shrimp."

    Obviously you've then got the French. Nuff said.

    Some Germans are tossers and their language sounds fcuking awful.

    Aussies. Nice enough but still nuff said.
    Wait until you meet a busload of xenophobes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drainpipe View Post
    What about those racist tourists who think they are a cut above all the rest of the world, and sneer at everybody else from any other country?
    Yeah, what about them?

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    Serious fuckers with thin skin who cant take a joke and bury themselves in the Politics of the host nation whilst on vacation

    Chinese are pretty funny. They're just totally green when it comes to travelling, and social discourse in general.

    The best is at CMU, all the Chinese were coming after they made that movie 'Lost in Thailand'. They invaded the campus, were dressing up in uniforms sneaking into lectures and shit. CMU had to ban visitors, put in security and start charging Chinese entry for guided tours (falangs can still go and pretend they have a purpose there whilst they lounge around and perve all day).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drainpipe View Post
    What about those racist tourists who think they are a cut above all the rest
    PC Brigade member waiting in the shadows to pull out his racist card. Wipe that drool off your chin, you turnip.

    If I said 'Those god damn Brits who flock to Spain in the summer are right tossers. They just get pissed as fcuk and and act really stupid' Is that racist or just an observation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    thinking...'I could fcuk your missus way better than you do, you little shrimp."
    That must be why you've been so successful with the ladies over the years...

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    deadful poo, this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    thinking...'I could fcuk your missus way better than you do, you little shrimp."
    That must be why you've been so successful with the ladies over the years...
    Yeah, I'm a fcuking champion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    turnip.
    watch the blaspheming else even your kung pu will not save you

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    and the award for the most annoying tourists goes to...

    I'm afraid to say, it has to be Americans. The only people to make my nieces visibly shake due to speaking at a decibel level higher than a jet engine...in reheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9999 View Post
    Chinese are pretty funny. They're just totally green when it comes to travelling, and social discourse in general.
    Innit. Some basic manners wouldn't go amiss. Just a slight nod of the head when I give way to them walking between all of the stalls and shit; there is always about a hundred of them and I end up standing there next to a big boiling pot of soup and a mofo BBQ for ten fcuking mins with no thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    and the award for the most annoying tourists goes to...

    I'm afraid to say, it has to be Americans.
    That's racist.

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    ^^^ they are only shouting because they don't understand your English and presume you need help !

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    chinks are very noisy and dirty buggers as well, yanks loud mouthed know it alls.

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    I think yanks come in way behind Chinese, unless they are those atrocious women whose accents cause them to sound like they are loudly quacking.

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    Brits (English ) wearing football shirts as if it gives them carte Blanche to act like kunts stick to the costas muppets

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcy View Post
    Brits (English ) wearing football shirts as if it gives them carte Blanche to act like kunts stick to the costas muppets
    Yeah why have these shits always got shaven heads and tattoos, utter scum.

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    Thats why i live in the bush,no tourist wankers out here.
    Thai tossers aplenty.

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    I fukkin hate the Russians, Injins, Arabs and Priests.

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    When i was younger and single i probably took the gold medal

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    ^ what makes you think you're not so annoying now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    and the award for the most annoying tourists goes to...

    I'm afraid to say, it has to be Americans.
    That's racist.
    to be fair the Asian Black and Hispanic Americans seem fine it's the white men you seem to feel because their nation has the longest nuclear reach this somehow increases their virility.I have met many very nice Americans and lived with two, all of them black hispanic or women, I think they are unaccustomed to be treating as second class people by brown people it's going to be a steep learning curve

    IMHO and I've only visited 22 staes and lived in 3 The NewYork Jews SF net generation,gays and artists of New England ,Taos ,Colorado The Pacific North West have broader perspective but Billy=Joe average on minimum wage and living in a trailer on foodstamps the American Dream has turned sour.

    Rather than shoot the masters moving to the third world where you wedge willow you some free pratique until cash drys up is I guess last hope for aso=called society so backward you cannot afford to be sick.

    All we need to know about inequality in USA HOMELESS DISABLED EX SERVICEMAN
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    ^^ probably still am but not a tourist anymore

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