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    Tropical Arse Spots

    A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

    Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

    Cheers.

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    Can you roundhouse them off. If not penicillin or metronidazole, used in conjunction with topical antiseptic.

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    Are you talking about a boil? Pop the fucker with a hypodermic, swab it with iodine before and after.

    Prevention? cotton pants for a start. Wash more. Knick your wife's facial scrub and wash your arse with it to keep the pores open and thus not infected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    how do you prevent them?
    Stop taking the cock ?

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    Wax yer arse.

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    Stop spending all day sitting on barstools.

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    prevention, dont wear tight fitting undies and drink lots of cold beer standing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breny View Post
    Can you roundhouse them off.
    I've tried mate, but it's just not appnin.

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    Ahh, they are known as the 'steven segal boils' just pop them and grow a pony tail. sorted

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Are you talking about a boil? Pop the fucker with a hypodermic, swab it with iodine before and after.

    Prevention? cotton pants for a start. Wash more. Knick your wife's facial scrub and wash your arse with it to keep the pores open and thus not infected.
    It could be a boil. It's a beast - the likes of which I've not seen before.

    I've just put some tiger balm on the mofo. See how the bitch likes that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    how do you prevent them?
    Stop taking the cock ?
    Many thanks for sharing what worked for you, Dill.

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    Go on you know you want to squeeze the fxcker, do it, do it now.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

    Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

    Cheers.

    Move to a different climate..... next

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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

    Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

    Cheers.

    Move to a different climate..... next
    Have you not heard of the Arctic Arse Spot? 9 times out of 10 it is fatal.

    Next.

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    The brazilian boil ( has no hairs on it )
    The balkan boil ( kills all other balkan boils around it)
    next.

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    A thread without photos is useless
    but in this case thank fuck....

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    Go to a friggin' doctor, you cheapskate.

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    Could be an ant bite. Have you been eating in bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    A thread without photos is useless
    but in this case thank fuck....



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    ^ I know her, its Apple from Kra Isthmus Canal ( lowtide shift )

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    The dreaded lurgy. That butt looks awful.

    Heat, sweat, clothing rubs in dirt.

    Fresh warm shower. Use snake-head talcum powder (the hot one) liberally, after rubbing with a 1% quartizone cream. Keep going for a few days.

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    ^ That snake head talcum powder, the menthol one that goes hot after applying is the kiddy.

    Park ones arse in that stuff flash.

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    ^Thats just fukkin wrong, the way you phrased that

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    ^lol

    SMOKE MORE WEED MOTHERFUCKER

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    It's one of those resistant strains, methinks...Can't be cured...Amputation to prevent spreading...Better half-assed than dying in agony standing up...

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