Thread: Tropical Arse Spots

A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

Cheers.

Can you roundhouse them off. If not penicillin or metronidazole, used in conjunction with topical antiseptic.

Are you talking about a boil? Pop the fucker with a hypodermic, swab it with iodine before and after.

Prevention? cotton pants for a start. Wash more. Knick your wife's facial scrub and wash your arse with it to keep the pores open and thus not infected.

Originally Posted by flashbang

how do you prevent them?

Stop taking the cock ?

Wax yer arse.

Stop spending all day sitting on barstools.

prevention, dont wear tight fitting undies and drink lots of cold beer standing up.

Originally Posted by Breny

Can you roundhouse them off.

I've tried mate, but it's just not appnin.

Ahh, they are known as the 'steven segal boils' just pop them and grow a pony tail. sorted

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Are you talking about a boil? Pop the fucker with a hypodermic, swab it with iodine before and after.

Prevention? cotton pants for a start. Wash more. Knick your wife's facial scrub and wash your arse with it to keep the pores open and thus not infected.

It could be a boil. It's a beast - the likes of which I've not seen before.

I've just put some tiger balm on the mofo. See how the bitch likes that.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by flashbang

how do you prevent them?

Stop taking the cock ?

Many thanks for sharing what worked for you, Dill.

Go on you know you want to squeeze the fxcker, do it, do it now.....

Originally Posted by flashbang

A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

Cheers.

Move to a different climate..... next

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Originally Posted by flashbang

A tropical arse spot is a big red spot the white man gets on his bum when he spends too long in the steaming hot tropics.

Anyone know how I can get rid of my tropical arse spot? Or even better, how do you prevent them?

Cheers.

Move to a different climate..... next

Have you not heard of the Arctic Arse Spot? 9 times out of 10 it is fatal.

Next.

The brazilian boil ( has no hairs on it )
The balkan boil ( kills all other balkan boils around it)
next.

A thread without photos is useless
but in this case thank fuck....

Go to a friggin' doctor, you cheapskate.

Could be an ant bite. Have you been eating in bed?

Originally Posted by blue

A thread without photos is useless
but in this case thank fuck....

^ I know her, its Apple from Kra Isthmus Canal ( lowtide shift )

The dreaded lurgy. That butt looks awful.

Heat, sweat, clothing rubs in dirt.

Fresh warm shower. Use snake-head talcum powder (the hot one) liberally, after rubbing with a 1% quartizone cream. Keep going for a few days.

^ That snake head talcum powder, the menthol one that goes hot after applying is the kiddy.

Park ones arse in that stuff flash.

^Thats just fukkin wrong, the way you phrased that

^lol

SMOKE MORE WEED MOTHERFUCKER

It's one of those resistant strains, methinks...Can't be cured...Amputation to prevent spreading...Better half-assed than dying in agony standing up...