The award of the game to a Gulf player was an error
To expect referees to operate in warm outside unrealistic
Ctte for piss and last orders spokesgrafter Khvn Nop Blatter said
"We were deceived we thought they were yelow shirts but due to mis-speaking ,irregularities in translation,and you no understand lie way" We did in fact mean red card and other team awarded victory monumental tea money"
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