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    Who is "Smeg"?

    I know he is a poster on here that rarely posts but i read his name so many times on here..

    Is he some kind of forum legend..
    Or perhaps a infamous poster

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    a infamous poster
    That's him...He's the one who continuously beats the piss out of the pismire known as Ant...

    Ant is the foremost dimwit on the board...Which takes some doing...He is a complete fecking nutter...

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    Have you seen, The Usual Suspects? Remember Keyser Söze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    Have you seen, The Usual Suspects? Remember Keyser Söze?
    Yes i have.. but Smeg exists because i did a forum search

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    Smeg's the one who made the pissAnt his biatch.

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    Who's Ant?

    Sorry i don't actually take notice of anyone here or make folders for you guys in my memory or thought..

    I just come, post, and come back in a few hours to see how much abuse/nice replies i got

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    Smeg is very busy at the moment at Cannes film Festival in France, drinking champagne on a motor cruiser bedecked with topless young models.
    After the festival and the long drive home in a sportstar roadstar, British Racing Green of course,
    Smeg will post his photo's
    Just to make Ant even more Jealous than a Thai.
    You can't get more jealous than a Thai.

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    Even more than the jealousy that would ensue between two Thai Sisters..

    One in Dogshitland with Somchai smoking and drinking all day inside the village..
    One in Sweden with Sven in a lovely house, 2 cars, family and lots of handbags.

    ?

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    I think I read he and DJ Pat are/were lovers.

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    Is DJ Pat the one that hates Thailand and Thais ?

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    DJ hates everybody including himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Even more than the jealousy that would ensue between two Thai Sisters..

    One in Dogshitland with Somchai smoking and drinking all day inside the village..
    One in Sweden with Sven in a lovely house, 2 cars, family and lots of handbags.

    ?
    Watch the new trend that has started , bring back on holiday to the village the Ferang "Au Pair" a Mary Poppins Nanny ( whom I chatted to, a very pleasant girl, enchanted by her Employer, but was surprised when I mentioned, that this place is full of snakes in the wild)

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    Great thread shrewed.... : rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    Even more than the jealousy that would ensue between two Thai Sisters..

    One in Dogshitland with Somchai smoking and drinking all day inside the village..
    One in Sweden with Sven in a lovely house, 2 cars, family and lots of handbags.

    ?
    Watch the new trend that has started , bring back on holiday to the village the Ferang "Au Pair" a Mary Poppins Nanny ( whom I chatted to, a very pleasant girl, enchanted by her Employer, but was surprised when I mentioned, that this place is full of snakes in the wild)
    I'm loving the variations of the F word...

    How many do we have now, that are genuine and have been used more than one elsewhere?

    Falang
    Ferang
    Farang
    Farung
    Ferrang

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    Feral in Thai

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Feral in Thai
    Quality pic.. You can witness the mutual sense of self pity, the anguish, the shame.

    And look at her face - Say: "How many more years ti'll this old bastard dies"

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    How many do we have now, that are genuine and have been used more than one elsewhere?

    Falang
    Ferang
    Farang
    Farung
    Ferrang
    Doesn't matter. Do you really think you can write a word from Thai to Indo-European and be criticized for misspelling? So how do you take a language with 33 vowels and 44 consonants and cover their phonetics with 5 vowels and 21 consonants? Dick.

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    dont be mean to shrewd, he only discovered Thailand in 2010.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    How many do we have now, that are genuine and have been used more than one elsewhere?

    Falang
    Ferang
    Farang
    Farung
    Ferrang
    Doesn't matter. Do you really think you can write a word from Thai to Indo-European and be criticized for misspelling? So how do you take a language with 33 vowels and 44 consonants and cover their phonetics with 5 vowels and 21 consonants? Dick.

    This works nicely: ฝรั่ง

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    How many do we have now, that are genuine and have been used more than one elsewhere?

    Falang
    Ferang
    Farang
    Farung
    Ferrang
    Doesn't matter. Do you really think you can write a word from Thai to Indo-European and be criticized for misspelling? So how do you take a language with 33 vowels and 44 consonants and cover their phonetics with 5 vowels and 21 consonants? Dick.
    and Furang.. i forgot one hehe

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    A measurement in horse racing, origin England

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    This works nicely: ฝรั่ง
    You wish .. you got an umlauten where there should be an ohmlauten. Just sayin ...

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    take a look at the ..is torture justified thread. you'll find smeg and ant in a love fest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe
    You wish ..
    Don't think we can expect jeff to get a whole word correct in any language.

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