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    A strange text message.

    Just tried to ring a mate, but got no answer so hung up.

    A few minutes later i got a text from him.

    "Sorry i didn't answer your call, but i'm driving at the moment.
    I'll give you a ring when i stop for petrol in an hour or so".


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    What is strange about that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    What is strange about that ?
    huh? You have to be joking. Texting vs talking, both illegal.. One is deadly though for a number of reasons. "Call ya back" VS typing that message out. Come on Fluke......

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    That mat wouldn't happen to be a tart would it ?

    Texting a specialized use of a mobile that tarts safely do whilst driving

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
    That mat wouldn't happen to be a tart would it ? Texting a specialized use of a mobile that tarts safely do whilst driving
    For the first time in a while I at at a loss. Dave you could have written that in Flemish and I would have been able to comprehend just as well.

    What does your post say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    What is strange about that ?
    Dr Watson advises, having asked Holmes

    Withnall had a mate but he's only got a bike ,currently peddling Somtam in Slurry or Surrey for surey yessiree knob

    His former friends are doing time fro driving away from gas pumps "omitting to pay'

    Department of Shylock Homeland Securiy at 221b babe street suggest he has been leaving his cards as

    'TRUMPET BOY,BLOW ME OFF PEAK' and a tok- on-rent tel 01782 xxxxxxxno

    Maybe one of his regulars or the whole thingy may have some utterly butterlyinnocent explanation?
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Fuck me blind, who posts next, when I say I dont understand but David!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
    That mat wouldn't happen to be a tart would it ? Texting a specialized use of a mobile that tarts safely do whilst driving
    For the first time in a while I at at a loss. Dave you could have written that in Flemish and I would have been able to comprehend just as well.

    What does your post say?
    He thinks that Mat, the guy who sent the text whilst driving, is a shortcrust pastry treat called a 'tart'.

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    It could had been a talk'n'text SMS or a one-button send stored message.
    But we don't know so lets stone him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    What is strange about that ?
    Personally I think that everything is strange.

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    You can set these smartfones up to send any pre set message you like.

    Driving a car is hardly reason to send out that alert in Thailand, so im guessin its slapper on the other end.

    Call me Withnall, i will be in Bangers for the next 2 eeeks. If you get the automated 'Ball deep'
    Try again in 3 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
    That mat wouldn't happen to be a tart would it ? Texting a specialized use of a mobile that tarts safely do whilst driving
    For the first time in a while I at at a loss. Dave you could have written that in Flemish and I would have been able to comprehend just as well.

    What does your post say?
    I'll try and translate

    Missed an E of the end of mate,sorry typing era!

    Tart a term some not all may use when referring to a women

    Texting use of a mobile which women seem to love doing rather than using the fucking thing like most blokes and simply making the call.

    A tart in a motor is more likely to be texting applying make up or generally do something else other than paying attention to the road.

    Not all women are bad drivers only most of them

    My post was light hearted sarcasm A.O but I do appreciate you yanks have a bit of bother understanding common English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    What is strange about that ?
    huh? You have to be joking. Texting vs talking, both illegal.. One is deadly though for a number of reasons. "Call ya back" VS typing that message out. Come on Fluke......
    The called person is in a car with someone else , they dont want to answer the phone and so he asks her to reply with a text back to him .
    Quite easy to work out .

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    He thinks that Mat, the guy who sent the text whilst driving, is a shortcrust pastry treat called a 'tart'.
    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    lets stone him!
    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    Personally I think that everything is strange.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Ball deep
    All this makes more sense than the text.
    But sifting through the bollocks, 'twould appear that it is possible to speak a txzt message, which must be easier than pressing a button and saying "fuck off, i'll call you back".
    Modern technology eh?

    It's a fucking mystery to me how the world gets by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Fuck me blind, who posts next, when I say I dont understand but David!!!!

    Be careful what you wish for...

    Tart in contemporary British usage
    1 a bitter taste, or acrid ssens as in a tart reply
    2 A pastry ofetn filled with sweet or savoury e..g apple tart
    3 A lady of easy virtue, sometimes for hire or equally for free riders when maybe known as the village "bike"

    Yoi may enjoy a mincetart at Yuletide be careful to run the words together

    Your incomprehension may facilitatd by a surfeit of tinctures prior to the solarial illumnation passing the yardarm, educational ineptitude or cognitive dissonance when encountering barearsed bollox.

    If you are in a superior old folks home or resort and require a short term nurse try

    PAGING ONE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    What is strange about that ?
    huh? You have to be joking. Texting vs talking, both illegal.. One is deadly though for a number of reasons. "Call ya back" VS typing that message out. Come on Fluke......
    The called person is in a car with someone else , they dont want to answer the phone and so he asks her to reply with a text back to him .
    Quite easy to work out .
    That,s me gone this threads is getting to technical!

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    I just texted him back.

    "Don't answer your phone whilst driving".

    Is there an appleication that will make the text letters come out as audio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    What is strange about that ?
    huh? You have to be joking. Texting vs talking, both illegal.. One is deadly though for a number of reasons. "Call ya back" VS typing that message out. Come on Fluke......
    The called person is in a car with someone else , they dont want to answer the phone and so he asks her to reply with a text back to him .
    Quite easy to work out .
    I reckon Mat was in the car with his 'bit on the side', possibly getting fondled, and it was actually someone who wasn't in the car that sent the text, suggesting he may have left his phone in the pub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I just texted him back. "Don't answer your phone whilst driving".
    Don't text people when they are driving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post

    Call me Withnall, i will be in Bangers for the next 2 eeeks. If you get the automated 'Ball deep'
    Try again in 3 minutes

    You smoke after sex is it? Or are you a cuddler?


    3 minutes. Yeah right........

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Fuck me blind, who posts next, when I say I dont understand but David!!!!

    Be careful what you wish for...

    Tart in contemporary British usage
    1 a bitter taste, or acrid ssens as in a tart reply
    2 A pastry ofetn filled with sweet or savoury e..g apple tart
    3 A lady of easy virtue, sometimes for hire or equally for free riders when maybe known as the village "bike"

    Yoi may enjoy a mincetart at Yuletide be careful to run the words together

    Your incomprehension may facilitatd by a surfeit of tinctures prior to the solarial illumnation passing the yardarm, educational ineptitude or cognitive dissonance when encountering barearsed bollox.

    If you are in a superior old folks home or resort and require a short term nurse try

    PAGING ONE
    Well, it is after 5:00pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    You smoke after sex is it? Or are you a cuddler? 3 minutes. Yeah right........
    He's a cuddler.

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    I got your text right here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    I got your text right here.
    Wrong number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    You smoke after sex is it? Or are you a cuddler? 3 minutes. Yeah right......
    Bin the foreplay and the sex. Go directly to the post coital fag.

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