Chiang Mai TExpats Club arrested

[david44]

After a full evening of fun at the Chaing mai Texpats annual rawhide and chilli reunion the head honcho Big Bill Hiscock arrested the meeting and wound up the club.

"What the Hell our manly mavericks had a ball"

The posse met at Texan run Chiang Mai Saloon where else where after ten gallons of juice set of with the reward of screwdriver later with Miss Raveller, and her twin sister Bet He Woo

The secret password it is now safe to reveal was

ALLO MO, to which the correct response was HOW Dee not HoMo yerself.

This years challenge was to scour the bars round up the Brittles.

The Lone Star Prize to find any without such naive loyalty that they would allow themselves to porked,branded and stuffed by fellow khvntrymen

As not a single one could be located thePosse retired to No1 tea rooms for crumpets.The campdraft adjourned.Next fixture Chiang-Pai sexpatsponzi funrun

[harrybarracuda]

What bizarre cocktail of recreational pharmaceuticals do you gorge on every morning?

[Yasojack]

whatever they are, they seem to do the trick.

[mustafa goze]

generics available...?

[withnallstoke]

whatever they are, they seem to do the trick.

They do, but davidcetomol.

[Breny]

" The secret password it is now safe to reveal was

ALLO MO.

If the password is ALLO MO, is the question "what happened to all of the Mexican members? "

Is it true that mongo is the new club cappertinn, and was he given his this news by telegram?

[david44]

Arghhh Im in a time warp

"his this news by telegram?"

get up to speed please Browen hissy news by fax these days

The mescal is calling from the Mosque there's a burro sagging a goat O'man

Zapata say Gringo drop your drawers and shows us whats in your pants
I said

"Just Ammo"

Of course excruciating witty Algarve scouters Alan and Mo named their pad Alamo with very tasteful Hispanic Hacienda bar ,plastic umbrellas in this peni coladas and everything

[Iceman123]

" The secret password it is now safe to reveal was

ALLO MO.

If the password is ALLO MO, is the question "what happened to all of the Mexican members? "

Is it true that mongo is the new club cappertinn, and was he given his this news by telegram?

Stop encouraging him!

[Breny]

The Fax (makes me) simile.

Alan & Mo's Alamo, Alans own bar goes by the handle of "Alan's Akbar" shout it out from great heights four times a day.

But do not fret the Bar comes with a 'Hispanic button' liked directly with the rozzers ( dare i not call them pigs, as they are unclean )

[david44]

Thanks that all cleared up ,and that's just the STDs.

The Rozzers,Rosamund Pilcher? Rosamund street or the filth amendment,I fear you were defenestrated mounting a wall in that outfit.Suffice to say Breny there's a place in heaven for you bless, and don't forget to kneel somtams

[Breny]

The STD'S went away very quickly, were thet GTI STD's.

Poor Alan his tavern is no more, a cartoon of his idol adorned the wall, Boom Boom twas the noise ahappy hour no moh, ammed.