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    Have you a fetish you can talk about

    After reading this news item ,I've just come to realize that in fact I too may have a fetish of some sort .

    Cow slurry fetishist given jail term


    BBC News - Cow slurry fetishist David Truscott given jail term

    During the week after my slow ambling midnight saunters along beach road I nearly all ways end up taking a companion back to my rented apartment for a chat . Due to the intensity of our chatting and accidental rope burns the companions normally request to have a bath . It was during a weekly bath cleaning session I noticed large amounts of upper and lower human body hair congealing the baths waste water outlet . I knew that the trapped hairs were not mine as I still have a striking head of gingerish hair , so the hair must have been shed by a companion. On close inspection the hair looks and feels lovely and has a distinct sexual odor , so much so I can't seem to throw any of it away . Ive now amassed a hair collection stored in several match boxes which ive marked with the name of the companion.

    The buzz I now get when cleaning the bath after a companion has been to the apartment and the euphoric feelingI get when trying to remove the damp hair from the blocked plug hole is beyond description, its all most as good as the rope tying foreplay I all ways request .

    Have you a Fetish you can talk about

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    Does your fetish involve sad trolling and posting news 12 hours after it was posted the first time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Spank View Post
    After reading this news item ,I've just come to realize that in fact I too may have a fetish of some sort .

    During the week after my slow ambling midnight saunters along beach road I nearly all ways end up taking a companion back to my rented apartment for a chat . Due to the intensity of our chatting and accidental rope burns the companions normally request to have a bath . It was during a weekly bath cleaning session I noticed large amounts of upper and lower human body hair congealing the baths waste water outlet . I knew that the trapped hairs were not mine as I still have a striking head of gingerish hair , so the hair must have been shed by a companion. On close inspection the hair looks and feels lovely and has a distinct sexual odor , so much so I can't seem to throw any of it away . Ive now amassed a hair collection stored in several match boxes which ive marked with the name of the companion.

    The buzz I now get when cleaning the bath after a companion has been to the apartment and the euphoric feelingI get when trying to remove the damp hair from the blocked plug hole is beyond description
    Maybe your combover cream needs refreshing, JimmyBoy.






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    That's my ruby fukked, you fukkers!

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    Involves nose hair and toe jam.....

    'nough said.

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    I prefer pink over brown. I know it sounds crazy .. I'm a little ashamed really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Spank
    a fetish
    most women

    occasionally a rubber chicken and a turnip is involved

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    occasionally a rubber chicken and a turnip is involved
    cookery lesson fetish?

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    This is this a Feta link

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    Is that pasta putanesca or better known as whores pasta?

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