the fat Mariah Carey thread

[Bettyboo]

Stoker would still nail her.

[withnallstoke]

Stoker would still nail her.

I managed hand sex with the image.

For me, that is enough.

[MineFalls]

You know it's easy to see the faults in the opposite sex but the truth is most everyone looks old and disgusting compared to their pics from younger days. Some people just go faster than others.

[MineFalls]

[withnallstoke]

the truth is most everyone looks old and disgusting compared to their pics from younger days.

Bollocks.
I've seen pictures of fat birds that look a million dollars better than when they were a youth.

[MineFalls]

There are some. Personally, the body isn't everything to me anymore when it comes to women.

Still I'm not an ass man.

[MineFalls]

Doesn't that remind you of someone's avatar from the past of a big black lady's butt? Was that Blackgang's?

[withnallstoke]

Never

[Bettyboo]

That's a great little cartoon.

[the dogcatcher]

Bit rough.

[the dogcatcher]

Works,.. Cool

[kmart]

I'd definitely nail Mariah, but make a swift exit after the deed, in case she started talking..
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Or in case she started fucking singing. I mean why sing just one note when 500 will do.?

[pseudolus]

Carey used to give the right horn. So did Aguilera. Both looked dirtier than a tramps y-fronts. However, all the shagging they give gave them a mighty appetite.

[Loy Toy]

To be fair most mentioned on this thread are well into the 50's now.

And Carey sang like an angel and spoke like a street bum.

[pseudolus]

To be fair most mentioned on this thread are well into the 50's now.

Mariah 44, Britney, early 33's, Christina, same, 32/33.

[Loy Toy]

Shit I thought Mariah was a lot older then that.

Anyway by 44-45 most woman fill out especially after having children.

[kmart]

Carey used to give the right horn. So did Aguilera. Both looked dirtier than a tramps y-fronts. However, all the shagging they give gave them a mighty appetite.

I think it's more to do with quitting coke and other drugs, tbh.

[Bettyboo]

This thread seems to be living proof that taking black cock makes you fat - the fluids must be extremely high in fatty proteins...

I worry for our slender Patsy!

[Davis Knowlton]

This thread seems to be living proof that taking black cock makes you fat - the fluids must be extremely high in fatty proteins...

I worry for our slender Patsy!

And Ricky Danger as well......

[withnallstoke]

This thread seems to be living proof that taking black cock makes you fat

Somtamslap is quite fat.

[charleyboy]

I went out with a girl in the mid nineties. She could sing like Gloria Estefan, had a body like Dolly Parton and spoke like Bernard Manning!

[Bettyboo]

I went out with a girl in the mid nineties. She could sing like Gloria Estefan, had a body like Dolly Parton and spoke like Bernard Manning!

& you only went out with her because of the voice, you dirty coooooont...

[Drainpipe]

There are some. Personally, the body isn't everything to me anymore when it comes to women.

Still I'm not an ass man.

that bloke on the left looks terrified

[withnallstoke]

that bloke on the left looks terrified

Concerned about her trumper farting in his general direction.

And who can blame him?

Imagine the bass tone from that huge fucker.

[Davis Knowlton]

^^That's Ricky Danger Thai eyeballing all the huge Negroes on the other side of her...Stocking his fantasy island wank bank with imaginary porters for his virtual safari.